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April: I think someone has daddy issues.
Karai: I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES! I’M PAPA’S SPECIAL FUCKING GIRL!
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*Megaman is fighting through Adventure Mode, minding his own business*
Pit: MACHINE!
Megaman: Wha-
Pit: Turn. Back. Now.
Megaman: I think I'm getting a Zoom Call from God.
Pit: For what purpose do you trample upon this palace?
Megaman: Uh... for what purpose... do you?
Pit: To question God is heresy, machine! But for your information I am driving the corpse of Kraid like a fucking Mazda!
Megaman: Okay.
Pit: It appears your choice is made. As the Righteous Hand of the Mother I will beat you back into silicon!
Megaman: Someone has mommy issues.
Pit. literally exploding onto the scene: I do NOT have mommy issues! I AM MAMMA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!
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incorrectfmaquotes · 7 months
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Ed: That's a nice argument Cornello, why don't you back it up with a source? Father Cornello: My source is that I made it the fuck up!
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totallyrwbyquotes · 11 months
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Cinder: Your choice is made... as the righteous hand of the Witch Mother Salem, I will beat you back into silicon!
Penny: I think somebody has mummy issues...
Cinder: I DO NOT HAVE MOTHER ISSUES, I AM MAMA'S SPECIAL FUCKING GIRL!
(Source: Max0r)
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Calliope: nice argUment, brother. why don’t yoU back it Up with a soUrce?
Caliborn: MY SOuRCE IS. THAT I MADE IT THE FuCK uP.
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ninyyya · 2 months
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fabuloustrash05 · 4 months
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Courting a Salamandrian be like:
Raph: That's a nice argument, Bishop. Why don't you back it up with a source?!
Bishop: My source is that I made it the fuck up!!
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angieexistsnow · 5 months
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do you see now? all this murder and you still aren't based
you bastard
shuut the fuck up
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leonelmolinari · 5 months
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V1 vs V2
Fight of brothers
(ft. Wes V2 from Max0r's video!)
To be honest, i LOVE this mod that adds a voice for V2!! Especially being Wes from Max0r's incorrect summary of Ultrakill, it's cool
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Ahoy me maties it be me, Ritsuka Fujim”Arr”u! Did you know you can prevent 99% of all betrayals by being nice to your summoned Heroic Spirits?
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“Stealth is optional, but so is my mercy.”
— Raph, on a mission
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Wario: *sitting at home, minding his own business*
Ganondorf: *bursts through the wall* 'Sup little incel, ever think about playing God?
Wario: Uh, no?
Ganondorf: *grabbing him by the scruff of his nexk* Well i do, so listen up. We need to cook. *throws Wario into a cabinet smashing it*
Ganondorf: *picking him up and dusting him off* I know things have been hard for you after your lobotomy which is why I feel comfortable giving you a gun.
*Ganondorf drops an AR-15 into Wario's hands*
Ganondorf: So, welcome to the US Marine Corps... just kidding, we shoot people for actual money.
Ganondorf: *hands Wario a massive dossier* I need you to assassinate the Business World's finest through a series of increasingly deranged bouncy castles and alternate dimensions. Just, like, don't think about it too hard.
Wario: All right, but I have ONE question for you... Can I watch the static channel?
Ganondorf: Uh, sure, I guess?
Wario: Aw hell yeah!
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Smolder: That's a nice argument, Chancellor.  Why don't you back it up with a source?
Neighsay: My source is that I made it the fuck up!
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incorrecthifirush · 1 year
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Macaron: Nice argument, Vandelay. Why don’t you back it up with a source?
Kale: My source is that I made it the fuck up!
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 8 months
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Hussie: Cope and seethe.
Caliborn: I FuCKING AM. IT’S NOT MAKING ME WANT TO KILL YOu LESS.
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joker-of-gotham-2 · 1 year
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Ryunosuke: [about van Zieks] Motherfucker graduated from casual to competitive racism.
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