#source: top gear

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix: What's yours?

Narcissa: Phobia?

Bellatrix: Yeah

Narcissa: Manual labor, you know that

[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batman Quotes

Jason: DICKHEAD!!!

Dick: Hm?

Jason: *brandishes his helmet, which has been bedazzled to match the discowing suit

Jason: How the fuck did you do this?

Dick: Ah, that. Slowly…and while grinning.

Jason: You are going to help me fix this a**hole!

Dick: I will…except I won’t. See you on patrol!

[user-without-a-cool-acronym]

He‘s quite a sweet fellow, really. I think i‘ll call him Bob

[incorrectempirelarpquotes]

Brass Coast: The Jotun have invaded through the Kahraman mountains!

Highguard: Oh no!

Highguard: *blows up a mountain*

Highguard: Anyway…

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Bugs: You'll now attempt to achieve in eight days what the Americans failed to achieve in ten years: get from the south of Vietnam to the north. You will ride from [laughs] here in Saigon to Ha Long City, near the Chinese border, which is one thousand miles away.

[Daffy looks daunted]

Bugs: That is excellent!

Porky: W-w-w-w-wow!

Bugs: That is the best challenge we've ever had!

Porky: That's fa-fa-I'm going. I'm getting-Get his bike started. [runs back to his bike]

Bugs: Honestly, that is fantastic. [leaves too]

Daffy: I just- I can't do that. I can't do- Guys, I can't do that! I can't ride a bike. I'm sorry, this is sthtupid. [points to crew behind the camera] And I'm not joking, it is- I don't know who came up with this, but it's daft.

Porky: I th-th-th-th-think it's b-b-brilliant! I'm m-m-m-m-more excited than anything we've ever done.

Bugs: I can't believe you're being a misery-guts.

Daffy: Because it's a thousand miles in the rainy stheason...!

Porky: I n-n-know, that's the b-b-best thing about it!

Daffy: ...a thousand miles, in the rainy stheason, in a country with not very good roads, and I can't ride a bike!

[incorrect-oddworld-quotes]

Abe: uh… y’know the messenger you sent?

Keeper: hm?

Abe: He died while delivering this amulet to me.

keeper: oh no.

keeper: anyway

[incorrect-joseimuke]

*Mikazuki just did something dangerous again*

Saniwa: We wanted to hit Mikazuki over the head with a hammer, but the kids beat us to it.

*Gilligan cut to a group of tantous whacking Mikazuki over the head with a toy hammer*

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

If Momohito-senpai and Eishin made mad man-love on the set of Gladiator in an angry brawl, this would be the result.

Shu

[ladymiraclewings]

Stolas: All of which makes it more of a shame that in the end you killed it with fire.

Stella: That was churlish.

Andrealphus: Well, that's the thing. You probably won't believe this, ladies and gentlemen. I want a huge round of applause, IT IS STILL WORKING!

[incorrectoldgermanstoriesquotes]

Tonight, in a well-balanced show, Nikolas gets egg on his face, Friederich runs himself over, and I powerslide the new Soupmobile.

Soup Kaspar

[magpiecrust]

Orville: Is there anything worse to step on than a lego? Louisa: A landmine.

[incorrect-malfoys]

Narcissa: Bellatrix has been caught by Aurors!

Lucius: Oh no

Lucius: Anyway... *continues to read the paper*

[solradguy]

Package illustration and SEGA Aime card stickers promoting Guilty Gear XX Λ Core Plus R offered at Japan Amusement Expo 2013. Art by Daisuke Ishiwatari. Original art scan credits lost. Upscaling and editing by solradguy.

[artistic-pigeon]

Hrrrngh, Liquid!

[incorrectempirelarpquotes]

*All Imperial historical records going up in a big massive inferno*

Nicovar The Mad: Let’s not get bogged down in who-did-what-to-who.

Isaella: Because you did all of it!

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

[An irate Daffy is trying to stop the windscreen wiper while in the studio.]

Bugs: This is consumer advice as well, so...

Daffy: [frustrated] SHUT UUUUUP!