#source: zack and cody

[melody-of-qinju]

Sylus: Luke? Kieran?

Sylus: WHERE'S MISS HUNTER?!!!

Luke: We'll only tell you if you promise not to get angry.

Sylus: ...

Sylus: I promise.

Kieran: Luke lost her at sea.

Sylus: 😐😤🤬👹😫💢

Luke: I think he's angry.

Sylus: HOW DO YOU LOSE A WOMAN?!

Kieran: ...you forget to cherish her. 🥺

Sylus: 😊💥🔫

[incorrectswordcatcherquotes]

Conor: Did I ever tell you how pretty you look when you’re angry?

Lin: Well, I must look gorgeous right now because I’m furious!

[shadow-coolness]

Chibi: Just because a man cooks and cleans doesn't he can't be macho and tough. (drinks out of Yugo's mug)

Grougal: Hey, you're drinking outta Yugos sickie cup.

(Chibi notices what he's drinking, lets out a high-pitched scream and tries to get the germs off of his tongue)

Grougal: Yeah, that's "macho" and "tough".

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Do you have the pass key?

Zatanna: No, I'm just gonna say open sesame.

Zatanna: Of course I've got the pass key.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Rio: Did I ever tell you how pretty you look when you’re angry?

Agatha: Well I must look gorgeous right now because I’m furious!

[littlemisstfc]

Elita: HOW CAN YOU LOSE D, ORION!?

Orion: …I forgot to cherish him. 😔

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Anthony: I suppose I have a slight tendency to be a bit critical.

Eloise: Suppose?!

Daphne: Slight?!

Colin: Tendency?!

Benedict: A bit?!

[incorrectteyvatism]

Furina: [gets lost in a crowd]

Neuvillette [frustrated]: How do you lose a woman?

Wriothesley: You forget to cherish her.

[theunmappedstar]

Sophie, to Tam: Look could you stop insulting Keefe? His life is pathetic enough without you.

Sophie, to Keefe: Don't say I never defend you.

Keefe: Can I say you never defend me well??

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Hunter: Have you no shame?!

Crosshair: You’re right. I feel terrible.

Hunter: …Really?

Crosshair: Nope!

[emmikay]

Hecuba: Paris, don’t you have something to say to your brother?

Paris, to Hector: I’m sorry I flicked flour in your face.

Hecuba: Hector?

Hector: I’m sorry you’re my brother.

[georgie3116]

*Steve talking to Wanda as Natasha sneaks up behind them*

Steve: I heard that Natasha has a crush on Bucky.

*Natasha grabs a surprised Steve*

Natasha: *Angrily* Who told you this?

A terrified Steve: it was Tony!

*Forward to Natasha holding Tony by the throat*

A choking Tony: … It… It was Thor!

*Forward to Natasha grabbing Thor by his cape*

A petrified Thor: It was Banner!!!

*Forward to Natasha angrily cornering Bruce*

A crying Bruce: I.. IT WAS CLINT!

Natasha: Fucking knew it.

[strawberryvanillablast]

Giorno: Fugo! I’m in trouble with Bruno and I need your help.

Fugo: Okay. Step one: deny everything. Step two: if he doesn't believe step one, blame your twin. Or, in this case, either Narancia or Mista.

Mista, off screen: Dude, really?

Narancia, also off screen: C'mon, man!

[shadow-coolness]

*Cyborg teaches Starfire to drive*

Cyborg: Are you familiar with the gearshift

Star: You mean the PRNDL?

Cyborg:…The what?

Star: The PRNDL.

Cyborg: Are you referring to the shift lever that says P,R,N,D,L?

Star: Im not a child friend Cyborg I know how to spell the PRNDL.

Cyborg: Its not something you spell its a gear shift. The letters for Park,Reverse,Neutral,Drive and Low!

Star: You’re making the nervous with all this technical talk.

Cyborg: Oh! I'm sorry! Why don't we just relax! We'll turn on the radio! Would you like "AM" or "FM?"

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: I suppose I have a slight tendency to be a bit critical.

Clint: Suppose?!

Natasha: Slight?!

Bruce: Tendency?!

Rhodes: A bit?!

[harringroveera]

Yup, that’s just Billy trying to kill a bug on Steve’s lips, that’s it