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Val: how do you get to be just as patient as Mom?

Franklin: plenty of practice

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Reed: A boy doesn't dye his hair that color unless he has psychological problems

Franklin: My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!

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Valeria and Bentley 23: Can't we just kill him shoot him and spill his blood?

Franklin: That's an option you can choose

Valeria and Bentley 23: Works for us

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Johnny, giving a pep talk: Do you think Lou Bega knocked it outta the park with Mambo Number One? No, but he kept at it!

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Johnny: My feelings are changeable, but intense.

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Alicia Do you feel any better? Ben: I feel much better now that you are here with me. *Johnny enters the room* Ben: I feel half better.

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Johnny: All you've got to do is believe.

Ben: I do believe.

Ben: I do believe in sluts.

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Jen: How desperate am I? Ben: Oh, good thing Johnny's not here. He always wins at this game.

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Sue: Johnny isn’t answering his phone Peter: I’ll call him Sue: Reed and I have both tried six times each, what makes you think he’ll- Johnny: Hello?

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Peter: You spent 68 dollars on hair conditioner? Johnny: A small price to pay for self esteem.

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Johnny: Live fast, die young, and leave behind a pretty corpse, that's what I always say. Sue: Please say something else.

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Franklin: Why does mommy wear makeup? Reed: To look pretty. Franklin: But she's already pretty? Reed: Aww. Franklin: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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Jo: I'm never gonna go through puberty. Alicia: Of course you will! We're a family of late bloomers. I didn't until I was 14, and Nicki hasn't gone through puberty either. Jo: Why does that matter? We're adopted. Ben: What?! Oh my G-d! Who told you? Guys, we were going to do this at the right time!

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I didn't see any rules about submitting stuff to your blog can you lay out boundaries for what you're not willing to post as a submission so people know what to avoid trying to submit to you

Hi, sorry if you were worried about any of your submissions. I just haven't checked my inbox recently because I've been super busy IRL, which is also why my posting was less consistent than usual for a while.

I'm adding your submitted posts to the queue now and will answer your other asks soon. I've just added submission guidelines now. Thank you.

:-)

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Doom: If it isn’t my arch-nemeses, The Fantastic Four … and their friends, Alicia and Wyatt, to whom I am fairly indifferent!

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Reed: I do not know how long it will take me to pursue this knowledge, but I do know two things. Sue: What's that? Reed: I love you. Sue: I love you, too. What's the other thing? Reed: You just said it.

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Johnny: I love thermodynamics because it's like... no my toaster waffle did not get cold, she simply tried to warm this big cold world all by her little self. Her heat was given and she asked for NOTHING in return.