Dazai: Look, I'd consider myself a realist, alright, but in philosophical terms, I'm what's called a pessimist.
Chuuya: Okay, what's that mean?
Dazai: It means I'm bad at parties.
Chuuya: You ain't great outside of parties either.
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Dazai: Do you think it's too late for us to get romantically involved?
Chuuya, holding a gun: I think a little.
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Dazai: everyday a woman cries i kill myself out of respect.
Chuuya: Instead of helping her you make it about yourself
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Dazai, looking at Chuuya without his hat: Huh. I was just wondering how you comb your hair so the horns don't show.
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Chuuya: Oh come on Dazai. No soft spot for the one person who slept with you sober?
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Teenage!Dazai: I hate you.
Kouyou: It's fine, I won't take it personally. I'm letting you express.
Teenage!Chuuya: I hate you too.
Kouyou: Open a window! Open a window, I cannot breathe!
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Mori, over intercom to Dazai and Chuuya: Could the ugly, untalented gays please report to my office?
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Chuuya: literacy is a prison. once u learn to read u can't just stop doing it. if u see words ur gonna read them. i hate that. oppressive
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Chuuya: I find I can catch more flies with honey.
Dazai: I always thought your tongue darted out.
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Oda: Are you telling me that all those years that you put dish water in his coffee and changed his lip balm for glue stick and called him a cow, you were flirting?
Dazai: What, no good?
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Chuuya: I really value when people use violence for me, It's actually one of my love languages.
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Dazai: He's got those crazy killer eyes, like Chuuya at three in the morning.
Kunikida: Please don't tell that story again.
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Dazai: I knew you’d come through for me. You always do.
Chuuya: Well, you said, ‘Trust me.’
Dazai: And you did.
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Chuuya, about Dazai: i miss you sooo much and i pray to god i never see you or hear from you ever again
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Chuuya: What happened to Mr. Lone Wolf doesn’t need anybody?
Dazai: He met a crazy gravity manipulator. Changed his mind.
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Chuuya, to Dazai: Shirase betraying me, that hurt, because Shirase I loved with all my heart, and this is just business.
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Dazai: told chuuya “we done” and he said “we started?” had me sick and weak fr
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