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Sick of all these 'Am I gay?' quizzes. Hear me out.

(in different versions)

*I know it says gay but this is not limited to people who identify as homosexual and/or homoromantic. (pls, this is just a joke)

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Welcome to [tumblr] dot com.

I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is

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I love how Wilson is just standing in the background. Listening. Vibing. No questions asked. Not saying anything. Not even MOVING HIS FACE. Seems like an average normal best bro relationship to me.

Also: That moment when the poor innocent guy is absolutely SHOCKED while those two insane gay idiot doctors act clueless and normal. I hate them so much I want to wrap them up in a blanket together and make them cuddle until they finally sort their shit out.

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Enjoy Yourself by Louis Prima appears in the last scene of “Everybody Dies” (s8e22)

“Enjoy yourself

It’s later than you think

Enjoy yourself

While you’re still in the pink

The years go by

As quickly as a wink

Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself

It’s later than you think, hey!

You’re gonna take that two-week trip

No matter come what may

Put every year you put it off

You just can’t get away

Next year for sure you’ll hit the road

You’ll really get around

But how far can you travel

When you’re six feet underground?”

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Wilson would be the one wearing a suit. He probably did that already for his diagnosis/treatment for clinical depression lol

I have seen several people post the “my boyfriend is wearing a suit to his autism diagnosis” tweet about House. No? No. He would not. Girl you saw him at his psychiatric appointments. If he’s getting an assessment it’s because Cuddy is dragging him there kicking and screaming. He’d probably show up naked in his bathrobe as protest. “House you were supposed to be ready for this appointment, you agreed!!” House, naked in the tub: “I lied lol”. No suits no kings no gods. dick AND balls OUT at his autism diagnosis

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"Your password is weak."

Thanks, I know. So is my memory.

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"Miracles don't work like that."

Okay, hear me out... I have another theory.

In case you don't remember, basically Aziraphale lied to heaven about having miracled Nina to fall in love with Maggie, they're sending someone to confirm it, Aziracrow has to make her fall for Maggie, Crowley suggests Aziraphale should just miracle her to fall in love with Maggie, Aziraphale says that miracles wouldn't work like that.

Since Crowley—as a former angel—didn't know that feelings of love can't be miracled up (hence Aziraphale pointing it out to him), and since the other angels didn't know it either, as they just "sent someone to check" (if they knew it wasn't possible, they wouldn't have considered the possibility of Aziraphale telling the truth and sent someone to check in the first place), I think it is safe to conclude that it is not known to angels—neither fallen sauntered-vaguely-downwards nor active angels—whether it is possible to miracle up feelings of love. Therefore, Aziraphale must have tried it himself before to find out and gain that knowledge. Sure, he may have already tried to make others fall in love before in history, but if you ask me, he definitely tried with Crowley.

(or he didn't because he believed Crowley and he would end up together anyway and should do so in a natural, honest way, which would make it hella romantic and kinda sad now with the ending of S2 because they haven't ended up together (yet))

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The thought just hit me that while Azi has done the apology dance several times before, Crowley never has. This is the first time Crowley has to do it. This is the first time Azi gets to see him dance it. And Crowley surely felt a little humiliated (ofc that doesn't matter if it's for his angel), since he doesn't do that sort of stuff. Apologising and being nice is Azi's stuff (supposedly; it's not like I buy it). Azi does this all the time. But now, Azi saw Crowley temporarily drop his cool, confident, protective appearance to do something nice. For him.

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it’s either that or nothing

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Allow me to...

memeception

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When you're autistic, it's impossible to miss how much society normalizes child abuse.

I could dedicate my entire life to studying how to interact with people and I'd still never master the social skills that young children are expected to have on command.

Say the wrong thing? That's disrespectful and you're punished. And you don't even have to actually say anything wrong. Pretty much anything you say can be considered "giving lip" if your parent wants some excuse to punish you. But if you say nothing, then you get punished for ignoring. You also have to calculate your response to their mind game quickly because taking too long to respond is considered ignoring. Also, if you're being wrongly accused of something, saying nothing is considered a confession. And even if you somehow manage to say exactly what your parent wants in exactly the correct tone, they'll still punish you for "sarcasm" or "not really meaning it".

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Only problem: I'm only a writer if I get my shit together and actually write down what I daydream about 25/8 🥲 Y'all better bet I put "creative hallucinator" on my next resume 🥲 Probably adding "with procrastination issues"

But then again not actually writing is probably 70% of the job description of being a writer sooo...

❝ I wish I could say fanfic writing as a part of my special skills while applying for a job ❞ and what if I say you actually can? because writing fanfic can actually be used as a part of your special skills while applying for a job and it is valid. writing is writing. literally the only thing differentiate fanfic writers from writers who publish and sell original works is that fanfic writers can’t publish and sell their works. that’s all. that’s the only difference. don’t let anyone tell you “fanfic writers aren’t real writers because their works aren’t as good as those of writers who write and sell original works” because that’s utter bullshit. I’ve read so many well written fanfics that are so much better than some published original novels. (here’s the proof.)

wanna know the trick? if you don’t think you’re gonna be taken seriously if you say you write fanfics while in a job interview, then say creative writing. because writing fanfics is considered creative writing. it is creative writing.

fanfic writers can write novel-length fiction, fanfic writers can write as good as any other writers who write original works if not better. fanfic writers are writers and they are just as valid.

you, a fanfic writer, may even be more dedicated and passionate than writers who sell original works because, while they write because it’s their job, you literally write 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 free 👏🏻 out 👏🏻 of 👏🏻 pure 👏🏻 love 👏🏻 and 👏🏻 passion.

that’s a whole novel and you wrote that with pure love and passion. that’s pretty mind blowing.

so yes, you absolutely can and should say creative writing while applying for a job, and say it proudly. you are a writer.

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Happy birthday to all my poor souls born on 29ᵗʰ February!

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Quick sketch in case you were feeling fine today ;)

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Since I haven't seen this one yet-

Had to put it out there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Season three is now ahead, Can I hear a wahoo?

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Just now realised that since "This is a new jacket, and I'd hate to ruin it. Do you mind if I take it off?" wasn't Crowley speaking, it means Azi wants to save the jacket because he loves how it looks on Crowley. And that he knows Crowley's whole wardrobe by heart. And that he wants to undress Crowley since he's most likely never seen him even remotely naked.