ever notice that when you go to put on socks all of a sudden it’s like you become this person who’s trying to balance while being shaken vigorously, your foot is being hacked off and there’s an earthquake happening?
like why is it always like that when you just trying to stay upright putting socks on?
this is so accurate. I feel like he really is just like Pandora and has this kind and gentle heart, he hates the “mean slytherin” stereotype even though he jokes about it
I don't think we as a fandom give Evan Rosier enough time of day. we don't make him the focus of headcanons but instead make him a side character to Regulus or Barty. Long story short, he gets the Peter treatment, and that's not fair to either of them!! give me Evan headcanons that aren't just about Barty (even tho I love rosekiller). What's his favorite color? what's his patronus? Was he even a fighter or was he just dragged into the war to follow his friends? I want more people to talk about him.
do you ever think about when the rest of the marauders were learning how to become animagi, so maybe there was one night after where they transformed in their dorms just for kicks and so at like 3am it’s just a rat, a dog, and a deer sitting on the floor all communal like they’re singing fucking kumbaya
I think I’m most interested to hear James’ inner monologue when he is transformed into a stag like it’s just him talking about how cool his antlers are cause he could hang a bunch of cool shit off of them