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I'm a simple girl. Just show me a man who looks broken with sad dark eyes and I'm on my knees

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Me when a character looks like they're one push towards the light

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I NEED A NERDY GUY WHO HAS GREAT HAIR, WEARS GLASSES, TALLER THAN ME AND IS AWKWARD 💔💔 Is that too much to ask for 😔

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my type is men with heightened senses in red (tasm peter and matt murdock)

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A man with a pretty face and a slutty waist.

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Escapism is going so hard right now I've now turned to writing self insert fanfic !!!

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The fact the only thing helping me process my cats death is The Lego Batman Movie says something about how amazing the Lego Batman Movie

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My live reaction when I see fanart that turns a character with ANY SORT OF DIVERSITY into a white twink:

I'm an artist, and if you can't draw a characters features to accurately PHYSICALLY PORTRAY THEM, please don't draw them (or at least the very least try) ☹️ especially for POC characters.

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Newest fixation just dropped!!

DENTAL HYGIENE

Besides researching it, I am now CONSTANTLY looking forward to brushing my teeth (even right now I crave to scrub on my pearly whites)

Gonna look like this pretty soon:

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I hate reading a x reader fic (or any fic tbh) where one character is like "big, buff, scary, man" and then "scared, defenseless, innocent girl." ... Like there's a way to write about a masculine character without pushing stereotypes or taking away from them (yk?)

Also, here's my incredible and accurate rendition of how those fics depict the relationships:

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Was watching Across the Spider-Verse and thought Miguel looked awful familiar 🤨

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Whoever decided to make chapstick delicious fuck you. Wdym I'm supposed to smear yummy smelling stuff all over my lips and NOT EAT IT ???

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Just realized my english teacher made my whole class write fanfics about Of Mice and Men and I accidentally made some of the characters gay in mine

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I'm such a horrible liar but I was an AMAZING liar when I told that guy I didn't report him to our school and the fbi

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idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it