jayswhorex

[jayswhorex]

happy to see u back regardless !! i’m so glad to see ur doing well :3

i am doing sooo much better and hopefully i may be returninggg

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is this super secret code for jayroy is BACK in business

i mean there isss a possibility, we'll have to wait and see because nothing is fully determined yet

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@jaysgirlx

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jayroy anon you truly just are the sweetest, that message was a perfect way to end my day <3

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see, dilfs have experience. they're not gonna fuck around and leave you unsatisfied. they've been with other lovers, they know how shit works, they've got a golf date with their other dilf buddies that they gotta get to so you're gonna have an orgasm in five minutes flat or he's gonna hate himself.

the other side of that coin is that he's got all the time in the world. maybe he's tired and world weary and just wants to be taken care of. maybe he lets you ride him to kingdom come and gives you as many creampies as you want because he had a vasectomy after his last divorce to save money on child support in future relationships.

the possibilities are endless.

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gonna take a bit of a break from tumblr for like a week or maybe more, if any mutuals want my socials just dm me & my mutuals who already have them can contact me there <3

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I think we need more content of Jason just looking like he got the shit beat out of him

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what if we did a slightly older babysitter jason x reader, hear me out & let me explain. alright so you have a strict dad/parents (i want the trope to fit everyone ofc so imagine this however you want) right and even though you're in college now they don't want to leave you at home alone while they go on a business trip. so they got their friend bruce to agree to have his oldest son stay with you and you were chill with that cause who wouldn't want hot police officer dick grayson staying with you. and they give you the usual spiel, no drugs, alcohol, parties & especially no boys (except well your babysitter).

that was until it was jason todd at your door, and yeah maybe at some point you had a crush on him right but jason was a dick (get it) and this wasn't what you told was happening. turns out dick was busy in blüdhaven that month so bruce was forcing jason to do this. he was actually surprised himself that jason would because he expected a no and thought about asking barbara. but jason todd was quite eager to help you out.

the two of you were very familiar with each other since you kinda hated him from the first encounters going wrong??? jason also loved teasing you whenever & wherever you two ran into each other, sometimes he'd even come to your college campus and he'd have an annoying huddle of girls surrounding him, very clearly trying to get in his pants. the worst part of it is that you and he had the worst possible sexual tension known to man. and its not like you haven't undressed him with your eyes, just let your thoughs wonder if he's mouthy for a reason. tim and steph have personally testified to jr, "being in a room with you two is awkward at first because it seems like you both want to kill each other until it's clear you both just need to fuck", those were steph's exact words.

so when you open the door and jason todd is just standing there with a big duffle bag, a set of beers & his helmet, you knew you were fucked. you could've handled yourself around dick cause he's more of a big brother but jason…he was something different. maybe it's the fact that he's 6'0 with 200+ pounds of muscle that you wouldn't mind being on top of you- or msybe you definitely didn't just of the think of you two fucking. he's here as your babysitter, nothing more right? or maybe he's here for a little more…

but none of that mattered because you knew just from the sight of him, that this was going to be a very long month.

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ngl didn't expect after having a rough night to wake up and have a rough morning

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jayroy anon (that's ur new name now) i hear you loud and clear and trust me you are not ready for the fics i will be dropping cause of you, might have to drop one tonight…

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drunk calls from ken sato, your ex boyfriend of three years, happened often as much as you'd like to go against it. you heard from his father, hayao sato, that he has been drinking since the two of you broke up.

was it his way of coping? or, was there something else bothering him? was he okay? fuck. that wasn't any of your concern anymore. he hasn't been your concern for six months, but unfortunately, he likes being your concern. that self-centred douchebag.

"yー mmh, hic, you miss me, baby?" ken slurred. even through the static of his voice, you could almost hear him smiling. he liked talking to you.

"kenji . ." you said, rubbing your temples.

hearing your frustration, ken sato laughed. "yoーyou see me win t'day, hic, baby? you were watch'n me, right? yeah?" he continued.

"you're drunk, kenji." you said.

there was a minute of silence between the two of you. you thought that he was composing himself, snapping out of the influence and thinking of a way to end the call.

you were mistaken.

"come back to me, pーplease, baby. i'll be better. fuck, i know you wan' it too, love. stop teasin'. love me again, [name]."

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someone pointed out that ken is ambidextrous on twt and i'm losing my mind over this.. like i can't stop thinking about it

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ain't got no tea on me…

this ho think she tmz 😋

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I hope you're happy that I read your fic at my graduation, +1 embarrassing moment

I’ll tell my kids about this😔🙏

The fix was delicious as I said I expected nothing less from you. Smut was so good it got me wondering and pondering about life while mysteriously looking out of the window like this

i'm actually weak in the knees, cause reading that at your grad is crazy but i'm glad you liked it cause i will be posting another soon hopefully. just tryna to not be lazy rn <3

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when you're the only one out of all your friends that has exclusive megan thee stallion trading cards

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ken sato, the beautiful man you are

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.