jegstarbrainrot
jegstarbrainrot
The Kwik-E-Mart of Brainrot 🧠🦝
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My obsession page where I’ll yap about Jegulus and Wolfstar and Skam France and whatever else I’m hyperfixated on at the time 🫶🏻MissSamVee on ao3(For a silly Marauders fix)
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jegstarbrainrot · 2 days ago
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Yep
Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.
Yep.
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jegstarbrainrot · 2 days ago
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Marauders supernatural AU where the Black Brothers are the Winchesters and Remus is a werewolf that Sirius falls in love with and James is Castiel that Regulus has so much love and sexual tension built up between them and Mary is a crossroads demon and Pandora is an oracle that helps the Brothers and Marlene and Dorcas are female hunters they cross paths with and Lily is an extremely powerful witch that the boys reluctantly turn to when they need help and Barty and Evan are vampires that Regulus always comes across but can never seem to slay and Peter owns a Hunters Tavern that they all meet up at for drinks and want it I want it I want it I WANT IT so I’m gonna have to write it
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jegstarbrainrot · 4 days ago
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jegstarbrainrot · 4 days ago
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Oh my gosh supernatural is my OG fandom and source material for my entire existence now I feel inclined to write at least a one shot
a regulus and sirius supernatural au fic would eat so hard
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jegstarbrainrot · 4 days ago
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The lily in my Jegulus fic was on the fence about how she felt about James’s obvious affection toward her, but then she saw James and Reg talking to each other and was like “omg they’re in love and they don’t even know it” so she respectfully is trying to get them together. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Guys, how are we feeling about the "you're evil for not liking a female character who canonically dates one guy from your favourite mlm ship"?
Because I've seen ALL the takes possible on what you should not do with the female character.
1) you cannot ignore her, that's erasure of women
2) you cannot write her as an antagonist to the ship/an ex, because that's vilainising her
3) you cannot write her as a too nice of a supporting character, because that makes her characterisation too flat
4) you cannot make her a lesbian since you're only making it to make the mlm ship work
5) you absolutely cannot consider her your gf/wife, because that's just so fake and you don't care enough to give her a love interest
Honestly, what the fuck do these haters want? It's too fucking contradictory.
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I'm not kidding, I've seen it all, and it so fucking tiring to see this scrutiny no matter what a writer does.
And here's the truth, if I cared SO much about this character, i would have written that fic about her. I don't, i like these two better, and she is just a supporting character in this particular story. Nothing stops you from giving her the spotlight she deserves
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jegstarbrainrot · 4 days ago
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i love this website i just feel at home here you know
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jegstarbrainrot · 4 days ago
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Me core
daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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jegstarbrainrot · 4 days ago
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The way I just howled
*me into a mic*: “Tonks is a lesbian”
*everyone boos* “they’re right” someone says, and that person is Remus Lupin
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jegstarbrainrot · 4 days ago
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Can we just
*collective deep breath*
Tim Henson
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jegstarbrainrot · 4 days ago
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My biggest fear is that people think I'm a Harry Potter fan when I'm literally a Harry Potter's parent's dead friends fan.
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jegstarbrainrot · 6 days ago
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Crying about the Trojan War on main
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jegstarbrainrot · 8 days ago
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Blush and RAZZMATAZZ
See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = You scare me. RAINBOW = BED PLZ. SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something. MAROON = You taught me something new. CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar. PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh MAUVE = You are really talented BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better. CYAN = We have very little in common THISTLE = I only just started following you INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it) VERMILION = You make me feel passionate HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname LAVENDER = You inspire me CORAL = You’re a meme UMBER = I want to know more about you FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class SAFFRON = I love your ideas TIMBERWOLF = I trust you FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you PLUM = I’d like to chat with you TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic SAGE = You make me cry CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something! VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you
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jegstarbrainrot · 9 days ago
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Just a silly little poem for my silly little fic
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jegstarbrainrot · 9 days ago
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Muggleborns introducin the kiss cam at quidditch and the cam landing on James and Regulus arguing up in the air
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jegstarbrainrot · 9 days ago
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Ouch, my heart 🥲
think sirius loses regulus in every universe. he gets kidnapped as a young child in a grocery store. he dies as a sea turtle making his way to shore after hatching. he stays behind as a teenager to hold a portal so sirius can get through. he betrays the throne and stages a coup against the royal black family. he drifts away and dims as a star. he burns up as a candle. he flies too close to the sun. he turn around in the underworld. he eats the fruit in the garden of eden. sirius can never keep him safe, or keep him at all
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jegstarbrainrot · 9 days ago
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As a Regulus Black defender, I just don’t see him following/going after James in the same way that Patroclus does with Achilles, to the mountain, to the Skyros. It’s just giving Prongsfoot too much.
Though I did love how much Choices hurt for me to read. I’d 100% read a Canon Prongsfoot fic however I do not know of one
I hate to say it but I feel like Song of Achilles is giving Prongsfoot more than Jegulus
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jegstarbrainrot · 9 days ago
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“Why can’t you just let them be happy?” I shriek.
But it’s Achilles and Patroclus
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