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So anyway, shut up and carry narcan.

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Stop fucking talking about killing elon musk and donald trump on accounts that literally have your name and/or personal info attached, for the love of FUCK. PLEASE Google what opsec means, y'all.

I was just browsing around here at random and I think the current generation of social media users need to re-learn a certain truth:

the Secret Service will investigate all perceived threats to the president or top government officials, even if they are clearly unserious.

Now, they aren't going to arrest you for joking about it. They are going to show up at your house with printouts of your tumblr and other social media and ask you some very pointed questions and it's going to be extremely uncomfortable. They want you to know that they know what you said, and that if you were planning to do more than talk, you should stop that, because now they have their eye on you.

And yeah, in the back of their minds they're thinking "what if this seemingly harmless poster actually turns out to have a gun and a plan, and we dismiss them because we think they couldn't possibly be serious?" But mainly the first thing.

Let me make one thing clear: I am expressing neither approval or disapproval of this practice. I am stating the fact that they've done this for decades -- it's not a particular feature of the new administration. And given that their one and only job is keeping some very unpopular people alive, it makes sense that they're being damn sure no one slips through the cracks. Because it only takes one.

Oh, and just for the record, if you use common censorship techniques to talk about "unaliving" or "k*lling" someone you shouldn't, they can still find you. Some of these people have been on the social media beat for years by now, you know they speak fluent TikTok.

Be safe out there, okay? Don't get put on a list for a dumb joke.

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Me after drinking one (1) beer

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I was plagued with visions from the kandi gods last night to make my millionth pride bracelet

(The kandi gods are aromantic and asexual)

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My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?

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Speaking of geoguessr, here's the funniest things I ever saw ingame

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"If MEN could get pregnant..." gotchas about abortion and pregnancy healthcare are transphobic, btw.

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Read this and nearly started sobbing from remembering that humans are truly just silly little apes taking risks every day to learn more about the giant, vast rock that we live on, and how every human born is a new iteration of that tradition. I love humans, I love humanity, I love our silly little curiosity and the way that we'll lick poisonous birds to see what will happen, breed the spiciest peppers to see how much we can stand, how we'll dive down to the deepest parts of the ocean just to see what's down there, and how we've been so curious to taste the mushrooms that dot this earth that we've risked our lives to do it, humans are so beautiful.

Dude has a death wish

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The conspiracy is that the enforcement of monogamous romantic relationship structures is a vehicle for maintaining white supremacy and capitalism, and also it's not a conspiracy, I'm just correct

Oh, this red string you see wrapped around my finger? You're asking if it connects me to my one true love? An understandable mistake, but I'm aromantic. This is for my conspiracy board.

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Hey PSA: if you have to enforce gender roles at gunpoint, MAYBE THEY'RE NOT INNATE!

Being the office transgender is fun sometimes bc the cool coworkers will seek you out to complain about gender norms to you. Apparently my coworker buys clothes for her son from both the girls & boys department bc she wants him to have cute colorful clothes that don't just have dinos on them and she noticed that onesies meant for girls are typically smaller even tho the sizes are supposed to be by height. This is the real gender madness plaguing our societies.

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Being aromantic and polyamorous is so fucking rad because you get to come up with whatever fucking names you want for the connections you form with people. Allos are so boring. What is a girlfriend or a partner? I have a lesbian and a familiar. Do whatever you want forever and let the alloromantics look confused about it.

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Hey PSA: if you have to enforce gender roles at gunpoint, MAYBE THEY'RE NOT INNATE!

Being the office transgender is fun sometimes bc the cool coworkers will seek you out to complain about gender norms to you. Apparently my coworker buys clothes for her son from both the girls & boys department bc she wants him to have cute colorful clothes that don't just have dinos on them and she noticed that onesies meant for girls are typically smaller even tho the sizes are supposed to be by height. This is the real gender madness plaguing our societies.

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Being transmasc is:

1. Being completely ignored and talked over

2. Getting angry at the misogyny some transmascs buy into

3. Feeling like you have to apologize for being who you are

hey guys we can all agree its like, incredibly sad and fucked up when a trans man feels like he has to apologize for being a man, right. like even jokingly. it’s very concerning that people have created an environment where a trans person is expected to be apologetic about their identity, right.

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I'm not a man, but I am a trans man. Systemically and by cis perception, I'm a woman. I am a guy, a boy, or a dude, but I'm not a man. I'm masculine, no part of me is feminine, but as a child, I was a girl, and as an adult, I'm not a man. I am a boy though.

Make no mistake. I am a man, yes, but I am a man (gender neutral).