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Can we normalize having clown cars? I feel like the people who decline this idea are too shallow. Like dude i dont mind laying on a bunch of people or laying in the trunk. It's cool when we all agree on a comfortable position. It's usually only a 30 minute drive. If a dude's head is laying on my lap, I'll have a normal convo with them. If a dude is sitting on my lap, I'm having a normal convo with them unless they just wanna stay silent. Anyone could get into a comfortable position if they opened up to the possibility when they're tryna get somewhere. I'm not telling people to get into uncomfortable spaces yknow? But it's not like you have a good chance of getting infected by a horrible disease or something unless you genuinely dont trust the person if they did something physically weird to someone then that's valid. As for the driver, if you're worried about getting pulled over, I'm pretty sure nobody would notice if you just drive safely. I remember asking a friend if i could get a ride home and he said "nah the car is full" like fym its full?? Put me in the trunk or at least let me lay on the floor of the car. I'm pretty sure there's space there. It might hurt but I'm tryna get home. Some people just need to be more caring, or should i say CARring. Get it? Cuz this is about cars?

Honorable mention: THE GHOST OF THE GOON 🔔🔔

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Can we get 5 big booms in the chat?

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I thought of a way to spend lots of coins in that it has to be normalized. Imagine a bubble wrap packet but it's full of numbers on it like a number chart. You would be able to easily give 100 pennies or 40 quarters to someone. Instead of dumping a bunch of coins onto a counter like a complete asshole, you can put a coin into each slot and then give them a packet of the coins! To mainstream this kind of product, I feel like it should range from 50¢ to $5 a packet.

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We are so back

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10 posts!

10 bottles of beer on the wall 10 bottle of beeeer drink one down pass it around...

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4chan got shut down. Congrats Tumblr! After 10 years you won!

Side note: today's my birthday

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what’s your opinion on fat bitches

You getting railed next time I see you little man

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The tiktok ban has commenced so I thought I'd want to release my favorite yaoi ships of all time:

1. Marlo x Alex the lion

2. Eggman x Stone

3. Trump x Biden

4. Stolas x Blitz

5. Lafayette x Washington

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If anyone can get an American back on tiktok please send me anything

Also Sonic 3 was the best sonic movie ever

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I just know Sonic 3 is going to make me sob uncontrollably. Somebody take my phone away! I need to stop seeing spoilers. 😭

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5 posts!

I'd like to thank no other than me, myself, and I!

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My parents divorced last year. It's been difficult, but they haven't changed too much. Even though they hate each other, I think I got the worst of it. I've been living on my own for a few months, and they're barely helping me pay rent. My dad is the kind of person that lets others teach his kid for him even though he used to be a teacher. One of his main issues has always been how he'd berate me and negatively criticize me while saying he's just making observations. He took it so far last time that he was going to stop paying my rent if I didn't finish a paint job while he talked down to me. I finished that paint job, but only to make his friends happy. Earlier in the evening, I told him I only wanted to talk with him once a month unless he'd pay me to go out with him. I also said that if he wanted to see me for free, he'd have to start taking therapy sessions. He ended the conversation with, "It'd be good to spend time apart" in a depressing tone. I only took this approach because I have a therapist. Did I say the right thing? Would he even bother to get one? Do you think he's going to keep helping me with rent? Am I ever going to hear from him again? I'm still looking for a job, and I'm starting college soon, but he doesn't really seem to care too much about all that. 

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Alright, so I was thinking in my head, how could I summarize a crazy story with multiple settings and make it make sense? I want everyone to hear me out; I thought this would be really interesting. 

So a bunch of people start playing this game until the creator of the game installs this "update." Everyone playing the game gets sucked into it like Jumanji. The main character creates a harem in this game until he defeats the game. After that, every other player dies, and he's traumatized by this when he comes back to the real world. While he was gone, the creator (what we'll call him for short) made a contingency plan a long time ago where he shot a rocket into space that contained a whole transmission tower to contact aliens. The aliens travel to Earth right before the creator gets caught by the FBI and gets beamed up as the chosen one of his people. The alien overlord on their ship is dead. The aliens believe they could use the creators "life essence" to bring their overlord back to life. Instead, they infuse his soul into the overlord's body, and he uses that to his advantage to wipe out humanity. The aliens are so physically weak that they base their military on viruses. The main character comes back to a world where he's the last human due to 3 main viruses. The first virus started a zombie apocalypse. The second virus used the internet to create an army of evil AI robots. The third virus was unknown to the aliens, and it turned the humans into orcs, elves, vampires, dwarves, centaurs, lycanthropes, etc. To avoid everything on the surface, these beings traveled underground to make their own kingdoms undetected. It's been 50 years in the real world since then. The main character goes on this adventure killing zombies and robots until he finds the secret underground caves. He asks this vampire what happened in the real world, mistaking her for a human, and then gets bitten and turns into one. She tells him everything that's happened so far, and then he kills her for what she did. Instead of helping anyone, he watches as the race wars begin and waits for each winning side to finish their genocides. After a few decades, the last few races are the orcs, the kobolds, the hobgoblins, and the lizardfolk. The main character convinces each race to band together and raise armies to challenge the so-called forbidden surface. The armies wage war on the zombies and machines while the main character flies a plane into the alien spaceship. He blows up the spaceship from the inside, and his armies defeat the zombies and robots. The creator survives through an escape pod and uses the last of the alien technology to open multiple time portals. These portals open up to every single war in human history. The creator laughs and watches as the main character's armies are obliterated by Nazis, Soviets, Crusaders, Ancient Romans, Mongols, Persians, Egyptians, etc. The main character can't take this anymore. He's so traumatized that he stabs his own heart with a wooden stake. After he died, it was only a matter of time before the space-time continuum broke. The creator grabbed him and spoke an incantation before he died. Both of their souls were saved from their broken reality but fused together in death. They were stuck in limbo. Two personalities fighting internally. After a while they got tired and were at peace. Over time they became toxic yaoi lovers. The angels finally showed up, separated their souls, and judged them. It was a very funny conversation. The main character ends up taking the fall for the creator and goes to the underworld willingly while the creator stays in limbo. The incantation unknowingly gave the main character superpowers, so he used them to fight his way through the underworld to kill the devil. He uses these powers to wage war on the angels. The main character pulls the creator out of limbo, locking eyes in slow motion with this song in the background. 

They make out passionately, kill all the angels, create a world where every demon becomes an animal, nobody has a gender, and everyone gets reincarnated. The creator becomes pregnant, and the main character says, "Guess you can say we're the new Adam and Steve!" 

The End

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Life would be so much more fun if corporations were outlawed. Imagine a world where every place you wanted to visit had its own small original businesses. Aquariums, Museums, Parks, Zoos, Arcades, Bars, Churches, Resorts...

Welcome To The Bahamas! Buh dum ccchhh

Sorry, no, but seriously, why should such an idea just be a vacation? I'd love to walk around more if every block had tacky mom-and-pop shops mixed with cheap little restaurants. A lot of people blame capitalism for not having much, but it goes deeper than that. The Industrial Revolution let this economic virus thrive, and the Information Age made its counterparts die. Now I'm not saying I know what the solution is, but one day, we're going to need a revolution, because I don't believe we can reform what we already have enough.

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I never understood why presidents have term limits in general. They don't do much in the span of 4 to 8 years. I wonder how they feel after retirement. Did they miss the power more or did they hate the work more? Do they deserve to retire if they didn't cause much change? That reminds me of how much older they are than the general population. Maybe they could make the maximum age limit 40 so that younger people would more likely be able to become president. It doesn't seem like you need that much experience for such a coddled position; Quit confusing sagacity with senility.

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