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I was today years old when I learned that the Hooters mascot is an owl

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Transmigration? What, like, trans people flying south for winter like birds???

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Me: I totally didn't make that Actually BPD tiktok about the borderline experience regarding attention and validation for attention

My self-awareness that's sealed inside the vault cuz I don't wanna deal with it rn:

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If I’m being honest, why thirst over LITERAL MINORS like Amity or Hunter when the hags are right there!??!!?!??/1

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“Eda’s gonna be so glad Raine isn’t brainwashed!” is a true statement BUT it needs to be caveated with “Eda is gonna fucking murder Raine when she realizes they aren’t brainwashed.”

Eda “You think throwing your life away is gonna help me? Well, it won’t. “ Clawthorne? Not gonna smack a bitch?? Eda “I have hired a private investigator risked my life kidnapping you and also attempted to reach you through multiple platforms risking the Emperor seeing it” the Owl Lady? Not Furious??? Edalyn “Stayed up for multiple days post-capture cramming and has been trying to figure out the Emperor’s plan ever since” Clawthorne? Not gonna punch then kiss then punch then kiss Raine ad infinitum??? Not “fondly reminiscing on their childhood while being terrified they’re injured” Lady Calamity? Not gonna go hell for leather into that castle JUST to tell Raine Whispers what-fucking-for???

Bro Raine has less to worry about from the Emperor and more to worry about from their ex.

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the aroace dichotomy of wanting to be wanted but also not wanting a relationship

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My day at work

Bonus:

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I'm not in your walls, I'm in my own walls

Your walls are gross

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Instead of making up shitty racist headcanons about Miles shoplifting join me in headcanoning him picking up ballet because he thought Gwen being a ballerina was super neat and it would help him in his spiderman job

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Gossip Girl Appreciation Week 2023 - Day 5: Favourite outfits

I just love Blair’s red(ish) gowns, and of her everyday outfits, I really like the one from 4x11. I also added Lily’s outfit from 1x05, because despite all of her gorgeous gowns, I really love when she puts on something ordinary, like a T-shirt and a pair of jeans. Oh, and I love Rufus’ performing outfit from 1x17!

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in my cliche fandom blog era anyway ship rating (filters for poorly rated ships so as not to bother you guys who do ship those im not fond of. oh except for billy ships i am keeping those uncensored given billy is a racist abuser) also lol no hate i am filtering for a reason (apart from the above mentioned)

milkvan: 2/10 romantic 7/10 platonic. all of their best moments are the ones that arent inherently romantic, like messing with hopper, or like. being the first people to not hate eachother. good duo, kinda toxic as a couple what with communication breakdowns and el not really being given a chance to understand her feelings… yeah i dont like it

lumax: 9/10 i love them so much they communicate have a fun dynamic support eachother i love them i love them. really care deeply about eachother and i love that

elmax: 9/10 so much understanding and girls having fun

elumax: 10/10 oh my god it is everything it is perfect showstopping amazing incredible- but seriously! look at them! understanding! support! theyre just adorable!

byler: 9/10. im chill about them though. endgame truther but i dont really go insane over them

st*ncy: why why excuse me why so bad for both of their characters oh my god uh uh 1/10 i guess very bad i could write an essay on why it is bad im just incoherent right now

j*ncy: uh alright ig??? peak was s1 and s2 but it sorta broke down after s3. they care they just cant and wont communicate and tend to lash out which leads to less care. pretty cute but ah well 6/10

ronance: 10/10 literally so insane about them like the dynamic, the way their characters work well in terms of narrative…

st*ddie: somewhere between 5 and 7 out of 10. idk i dont really interact with st*ddie content given that i ussualy filter it out for the sake of getting to the content i want to, but theyre all right. overhyped, but all right. cute maybe??? idk

jargyle: 10/10 they are weed smoking boyfriends they are funny they care about eachother so much they are supportive they-

stonathan: solid 6 or 7 out of 10, but im more willing to engage with this content than st*ddie lol. better dynamic imo, just ignoring that steve called him a slur one time but he got better about that. i would be willing to see them in the background so yeah ig i ship

jopper: 10/10 that being said i dont go out of my way to find stuff about them. they just kinda exist and i like them

r0ckie: 5/10 sorry. too similar. not really developed. i am biased

harringrove: so far in the negatives. so very far. please seek help if you stan billy

byclair: 7/10 cute ig wont scroll past on my dash just dont really care that much. fun dynamic. lucas would treat him right, i just dont know if they would work as a couple so i sorta ship

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Tfw you kinda wanna read smut on the bus but you don't feel like getting off on the bus bc you sat in a way that the movement acts as a vibrator-

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Smoke weed

Wear tweed

Whore around

Sleep on the ground

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My dad will yell at me and I'll just sit there and take it.

Not in like the strong and silent, "I'm just built different" kind of way, just in the maybe if I sit still and stay quiet he'll lose steam.

Or maybe he'll realize excessive yelling and ranting doesn't help me or my sister do things, it actually makes it harder for us to do the things he wants us to do.

Or if I sit still enough and try to force disassociation, I'll make it through without an anxiety attack and the urge to SH.

We're all stressed, not all of us feel the need to take it out on others through yelling and growling and slamming our hands into inanimate objects to make loud noises.

Just saying

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"Thank you, mom!" I shriek in excitement as she hands me the box. "You're the best!!!"

I quickly tear open the package or my favorite lunch: Moistables. The mysterious blue cleaning goo glows as I cup some in my hand before it can drop from the plastic tray, I quickly lick it up as to not waste it's perfection.

The old and crusty sponge lays waiting for its turn to be delighted in, the moldy beauty blender lay beside it.

Most people like to combine all the components of moistables, but I feel it takes away from the unique and exciting flavor of each treat.

I savor each bite as I go along, appreciating the crispiness of the sponge, the sogginess of the blender, and the indescribable jello like Bob nectar.

It is the perfect midday meal.

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"Thank you, mom!" I shriek in excitement as she hands me the box. "You're the best!!!"

I quickly tear open the package or my favorite lunch: Moistables. The mysterious blue cleaning goo glows as I cup some in my hand before it can drop from the plastic tray, I quickly lick it up as to not waste it's perfection.

The old and crusty sponge lays waiting for its turn to be delighted in, the moldy beauty blender lay beside it.

Most people like to combine all the components of moistables, but I feel it takes away from the unique and exciting flavor of each treat.

I savor each bite as I go along, appreciating the crispiness of the sponge, the sogginess of the blender, and the indescribable jello like Bob nectar.

It is the perfect midday meal.

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I had to reblog this on my main as well, let's look at my actions ✨together✨

So, this happened to me today, it's not even 1am yet and I've already dug my grave

My poor friends having to deal with my shit