kerfufflethetruffle
kerfufflethetruffle
Salutations, all!
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Hi, welcome to my cycle of life:ranting, gaying, and spewing random commentary into a void. Hope you can enjoy my ramblings!
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kerfufflethetruffle · 2 years ago
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elon musk should kill himself elon musk needs to kill himself elon musk would make society as a whole better if he killed himself now
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kerfufflethetruffle · 2 years ago
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Tumblr, I have no words.
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I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*
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kerfufflethetruffle · 2 years ago
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sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it
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kerfufflethetruffle · 2 years ago
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Trilogy! Trilogy! Tri-lo-gy!
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kerfufflethetruffle · 2 years ago
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So, hypothetically, yeah?
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kerfufflethetruffle · 2 years ago
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And people ask me why I occasionally pretend to be allergic to cats…
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kerfufflethetruffle · 2 years ago
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Porch is safe. Porch is social. Porch is saviour.
Porch!
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kerfufflethetruffle · 2 years ago
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Trilogy! Trilogy! Tri-lo-gy!
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kerfufflethetruffle · 2 years ago
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RIP sociopolitical commentary. Seriously, way to screw up a masterpiece.
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kerfufflethetruffle · 2 years ago
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So… 45 minutes left! Cant wait for the announcement!
Also, this is my first piece of finished fan art that I’m posting, along with its evolution so enjoy and pls be kind, I guess. I’d love feedback and/or critiques if anyone’s willing, though!
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kerfufflethetruffle · 2 years ago
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Incorrect Avatrice Quotes (6/?)
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kerfufflethetruffle · 3 years ago
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kerfufflethetruffle · 3 years ago
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polish government has opened a website for ukrainians seeking safety and trying to cross the ukrainian-polish border:
ua.gov.pl
as of 13:10 polish time, it has been said as many people as possible will be let through the borders. they are also supposed to let through children who do not have passports, as to not divide families.
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kerfufflethetruffle · 3 years ago
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Spoken content of ad:
“Don’t wait reach out… You are not alone. You are not a fraud.”
Auto generated cc of ad:
“You are not alone. You are not a frog.”
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kerfufflethetruffle · 3 years ago
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Deep down we all want to bite someone hard as shit. Jaw power on 100% for like 5 to 8 seconds. Just once.
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kerfufflethetruffle · 3 years ago
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Superman and Lois’ kid, if Lois was in a galaxy with a yellow sun during the pregnancy, wouldn’t have fingerprints.
Superman Jr. could be star in countless Cold Cases documentaries.
The ultimate criminal.
The more you know.
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kerfufflethetruffle · 3 years ago
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If two negatives make a positive, then two traumatised people make a happy couple’s therapist?
Is this Algebra?
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