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“Ttyl”

me sitting there waiting for them to message again

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sometimes I think Spotify wants me to be depressed

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me and my brother giggling every time it mentions Gyatso in ATLAB and murmuring “GYAT-so”

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full credits to the creator ( sub to them please )

I SOBBED WATCHING THIS OML-

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Yk when life isn’t lifing how you want it to life

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ugh mom go away and let me listen to my simp playlist in peace

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fuck romeo and juliet I want what nick and charlie have

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an actual conversation that just happened between me and my mother

Mom: *walks into my room while I’m crafting*

Mom: whatcha doing with those scissors?

Me: oh just cutting

Mom:

Me: like paper, mom

Mom: oh okay

Mom: just don’t cut your wrists! *jokingly*

Me: we’ll see ( also jokingly )

Mom: *pulls out phone and starts dialling*

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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen

You should have named yourself Razzle the rizzler

sorry, what does this mean?

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“What’s your gender”? a seagull who had a baby with a velociraptor, and said velociraptor was raised by sailors and then given to a very proper family of rich people but still kept their sailor tendencies and velociraptor tendencies ( to murder unapologetically ) but in a proper way ( the right forks and shit )

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I’m done gatekeeping from the straight’s

Let’s

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

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the fact that I just had a very weird image of Nico di Angelo getting high and going "heeeeeeeeey babyyyyyy" to will and flinging his arms around his shoulders then burying his face into his shoulder blades is probably concerning

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no one:

literally no one:

no one on this earth:

me: *signs into old Wattpad just to post an announcement that says "gay sex" and leaves*

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stressed depressed and secretly obsessed with apocalypse by cigarettes after sex

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"your guy's generation is fucked"

you're just jealous we have more twinks then you boomers

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I swear to God there are those kids who think it's cool to have hard lives but they don't actually so they'll be all like "cut my life into peices" over stubbing their toe on a fucking chair

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nico: hey will what's sex

will: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

wll: *autistic panic*

will: it's uh

will: it's erm

nico: is it the same thing as fucking

will:

will: yes

nico: okay cool