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Fandom: Hazbin Hotel

Pairing: Alastor/Angel Dust

Words: 843

Alastor has had a stressful week and cuddling with his boyfriend is what he need.

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How else are ships suppose to thrive?

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Help me prove a point

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Stephen: Halloween is my least favorite holiday.

Tony: Why?

Stephen: People turn stupid. Cults sacrifice souls to evil entities, people explore places they shouldn't and teens think Ouija boards are something to play and make fun of. And have you seen how much candy they eat during the night.

Peter: So I can't sacrifice Flash the dark worlds?

Stephen: What? No!

Peter: Oh, okay. Uh, I gotta go do something.

Stephen: *Now Concern* Peter? Peter, what did you do!?

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Head canon where Stephen comes from a long line of wizards and witches. He knew this but chose to be a doctor because he wanted to help people in a different way. A series of unfortunate events leads him back to magic. That part of his family don't like sorcerers because they think they're arrogant asshole.

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Peter: *To Stephen* Wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me that there's a dimension where pokemon exist and can be kept as pets?

Stephen: Yes. Probably one where you have a pokemon too.

Peter: *Amazed into a trance*

*Several hour later*

Tony: *To Stephen* Where's Peter?

Stephen: Probably still amazed there's a dimension where he owns pokemon.

Peter: *Walks in with a tablet and a portable projector*

Tony and Stephen: *Slightly Confused*

Peter: *Clears Throat* Due to the discovery of a dimension with pokemon I've made a PowerPoint presentation of why I should have a Ralts.

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A sneak peak of the second to next chapter. Have fun.

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Stephen: *To Tony* Did you buy a kitten orphanage?

Tony: Yeah.

Stephen: Why?

Tony: Peter wanted to play with the kittens. Now he can play with them anytime he wants.

Stephen: Are we gonna talk about this?

Tony: Are we going to talk about you teaching Peter magic and letting him use your sling ring?

Stephen:......

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The Quickest Way To Piss Off A Bus Full Of People

Simply turn the bus in the opposite direction of which it was driving. I was in my way to school today and some guy got on and he was standing in the street when he was waiting for it. The bus driver was trying to tell him not to stand in the street because that's an easy way to get run over, the guy thought he said he was going to run him over if he kept standing in the street, he didn't like that and started complaining. The driver ignored it, asked to see his ticket, guy said hee did but still showed him anyway. The driver continued on but I guess he didn't like the guys snarky remarks, so he turned the bus around in the middle of the god damn street and drove the block and a half to the city limit police that check the tickets of people who are taking the bus out of the city and had them escort them off. Some people didn't like that he turned around got off. Some people complained and after a few more blocks he asked another lady to get off. Almost everyone was upset at what happen and to be honest I still don't know how I entirely feel about it.

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So this is an AU I'm working on. All of the kinks haven't been ironed out yet and I'm not that far ahead in it but here's some of what I have now. Basically the boys are highly intelligent beings and look out for the world to make sure it doesn't off itself unknowingly. They all have little quirk kinda of things and Yoongi's is that his nose is sensitive and doesn't like raw sugar so Hoseok smelling like sugar cane is bothering him.

Edit: This was not suppose to be posted here but fuck it.

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#LoveAlarm ver. Ironstrange

You know, I was watching a Korean drama and ... This idea was born.I think Stephen would be very curious about who loves him. And then there's Tony ...

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Peter Parker: Crashing Your Field Trip: Chapter 5: Day 3

The morning started out like every morning has since they've been there. Peter woke up first, but instead of going to the dinning room alone this time both Doctor Strange and Mr. Stark accompanied him, only to make sure they don't have any incidents like the 2 days before.

"Take a shower and get ready, we're leaving after breakfast." Tony told him.

"Okay!" Peter called back from the bathroom.

After taking a shower Peter put on an Iron Man shirt and a pair of black shorts along with his pink sneakers. Coming out of the bathroom he caught Stephen slipping his sling ring into his jean pockets. He didn't say anything about it. The three of them went down to the dinning area and for some reason it was filled with more people then usual. Peter started scanning the room to find where his friends were sitting. While doing it that he accidentally locked eyes with Mrs. Thompson, which caused him to jump a little. He quickly looked away and kept serching before he heard his name called. Turning in the direction of the voice he saw the girl that left with T'challa the other day.

"Hey Shuri." Tony greeted her.

The 2 hug and T'challa comes up and the same thing happens.

"Ah, Peter. Good to see you again." T'challa greeted him.

"Hey T'challa." Peter greeted back.

Tony looled between the two of them. "You both know each other?" He asked.

"Yes. We met on an elevator. He's a nice boy."

"You didn't tell us about that"

"I didn't think it was that important."

"Since your here why don't you have breakfast with us? We can catch up and the children can play." T'challa said.

The child remark earned him a punch to the arm by Shuri to which he just chuckled at. Tony and Stephen agreed and T'challa and Shuri lead them to a table where another guy and 2 women sitting there. The 2 women were chatting and the guy was gorging himself on plate filled with food with another one next to him. The guy looked up and after swallowing the food in his mouth and greeted them.

"T'challa! Come and eat." He said.

They sat down and talked and joked and Shuri shared memes with Peter and the adults would stare at the 2 trying to figure out what was so funny. After a while the said their good byes to the group and left out of the hotel.

"Where are we going?" Peter asked.

"Some place you'll like." Tony said.

They took a left and went into an alleyway so Stephen could form a portal without anyone seeing them. Once the golden ring was fully open Peter could see an amusement park on the other side of it and the child-like wonder returned to his eyes again. He practically lept through the portal and bounced in place when he set foot on the concret. When Tony and Stephen came through it and the portal closed Peter had them by the arm and pulling them into the place.

"Whoa, whoa, slow your roll underoos. We gotta get out passes first." Tony informed him.

That caused Peter to stop in his tracks and let go of them.

"Oh. Ha ha, right. Which way would that be?" He asked bashfully.

Tony lead the way over to the ticket stand. When they got there Peter was greeted by his best friends, Ned and M.J.

"Pete! Hey dude, where were you this morning?" Ned asked after giving him a hug.

"Hey guys. I was having breakfast with some other peao people." As Peter finished saying that Strange walked behind him a small smile on his face.

"Oh, hi!" Ned greeted him.

"This is Dr. Strange."

Ned and M.J. said their heys and then Tony came up with three plastic like paper braclets, one of which is on his wrist already. Peter heard what could only be describe as a Ned gasp.

"Okay, got the bands, give me your arms." Tony told them.

Tony put the bracelet on them and said hello to Ned and M.J., and from the look on Ned's face he was internally freaking out, and made their way over to the get to get in. When passing by Peter saw Flash and his parents, him and them made eye contact. Flash and his mom seemed to glare at him, then squint, and the Mrs. Thompson eyes widen, probably because of Tony, all within the span of 30 seconds. Mr. Thompson smiled and wave and Peter smiled and waved back. As they entered the park it was filled with people and Peter could clearly see all the rides and he knew which one he wanted to get on first. Grabbing Tony and Stephens arm, again, he pulled them in the directions of the tea cup.

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Several rides after the Tea Cups Peter was getting on one thoes rides that like to spin you while swing you much higher then Tony or Stephen would like for Peter. But there wasn't much they could do, at least without seeming like helicopters dads, when he found his decathalon team going on, which ment Ned was going on as well. While Peter waited in line Tony let Stephen know he was off to the bathroom.

"Kay, I'll be by the exit of the ride."

Stephen went to stand by the exit for the ride and saw that the 3 other parents were there too. That included Mr. And Mrs. Thompson. Mr. Thompson smiled and nodded in his direction and Stephen returned it. Mrs. Thompson glared at him and he ignored it just and just sood by the gate of the exit. It took about 2 minutes before the ride is suppose to start Mrs. Thompson gave up on her glaring fest and stomped off to somewhere. After she was out of ear shot and out of sight Mr. Thompson turned in Strange's direction.

"I'm really sorry for Karen's behavior." He said in a very apologetic tone. He seemed genuine about it.

"Do you have to apologise for her behavior often?" He asked.

"Um... Well, yeah. I promise she isn't usually like this."

"Is she like this when she doesn't get her way?"

Mr. Thompson hesitated for a bit. "Uh, yeah."

"Her attitude seems to be rubbing off on your son."

"What?"

"He's been bullying Peter for a while now. You didn't know?"

"No." Mr. Thompson looked down for a few seconds and then his face scrunched up a little. He looked up again his face back to a calm, happy expression. "I haven't introduced myself. I'm Mikel."

"Stephen."

They shook hands as Karen came back up, somehow looking more pissed then before she left. She came up and smaked Stephen's hand away from Mikel's and it stung like a bitch, it took every bit of Stephen's self control not to drop her down a portal right this second.

"Don't shake his hand." She told Stephen then turned to her husband. "I told you we don't like him."

"I don't have a problem with him. You don't like him because he yelled at you for touching his son."

She seemed shocked that he actually talked to her that way. Stephen wanted to corrected the thing about Peter being his kid, it'd be nice but that wasn't the case, when said teen jumped on his back like a toddler.

"What's up doc?" Peter joked.

Stephen walked off with the teenager on his back and found Tony maneuvering through the crowed and Tony insisting some guy was trying to pitch him an idea in the bathroom.

"Yeah, sure. Totally not because your the size of a middle schooler and got lost." Stephen teased.

Tony pouted and crosses his arms. He'll be fine.

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The rest of their time at the amusement park was filled with fun and junk food and Peter hopping off of Stephen's back only to get on Tony's and Stephen loosing sight of them. As Stephen was getting his sling ring out of his pocket Tony felt a tap on his arm followed by a voice.

"Excuse me, don't you think he's a bit to old for piggy back rides?" she asked.

Tony didn't bother turning around and instead rolled his eyes before answering.

"No, I don't think he is. He's had a long and fun day."

"But he's a teenager. He can walk."

"That's none of your business now is it?"

Tony still didn't turn around and only started to follow Stephen. He herd whoever scoff before they, what he hopes at least, walked away. When the arrived to their hotel room Tony woke Peter up and told him it was time for him to lay in his bed. The spider-teen got off of Tony's back, changed his closed and crashed into his bed. Tony and Stephen started doing the same but Stephen made the cover appear above the kid before laying down himself next to his boyfriend.

"So, what's tomorrow's agenda?" He asked and Tony wrapped his arms around his waist.

"I think it's time to show my face to the kids. Let Mrs. Thompson see what kind of kid she's dealing with."

"Will I'll be able to use my magic this time?"

"You can let the cloak visit for all I care."

The two adults fell asleep with the biggest grins on their faces. The next 3 days are going to be eventful.

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the next chapter of Peter Parker: Crashing Your Field Trip will be posted tomorrow. Some things have come up so I’ll post it tomorrow. I’ll try to get it out tonight but if not then sometime tomorrow then. Sorry :(

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Sure, ask me things. Please I'm bored.

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There you go, the cute picture of Peter I promised. Good bye now, off to do other things.

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Peter Parker: Crashing Your Field Trip-Chapter 4: Vacation Day 2

Peter was the first to wake up, again. He looked over to the bed harboring his two legally responsible adults, both still sleep, both lightly snoring. Grabbing his phone off of the nightstand next to his hotel bed and saw that he had three new messages. One from Ned, one from M.J. and one from aunt May. May was just checking up on him, making sure he was alright and Tony hasn't gone overboard with the whole thing and if Stephen has been keeping him in check. M.J. was poking fun at him, she sent a picture she drew of him all star-y eyed when referring to Tony and him blushing when it was mentioned. Ned was just sending him memes.

He was on his phone for about 5 minutes before Ned texted him again asking if he was coming downstairs for breakfast today? He texted back saying he'd be down in a few. Slipping his sneakers on he went over to the side Stephen was sleeping on and gently shook him awake.

"Yes Peter?" He said in a groggy voice.

"I'm going downstairs to have breakfast with Ned and M.J."

Stephen eyes shot open and looked at Peter, almost hesitant to answer. He eventually nodded and allowed Peter to go. He got downstairs to the dinning area and immediately found his friends. This time they sat in the back in a corner table to, hopefully, avoid Flash's momster of a mother. They talked for a while before she found them and she stormed over, this time, with one of the teachers who was caring a clipboard with papers attached to it.

"See." She said stopping in front of them. "He's here. Why is he here?" She asked in a very angry tone.

The teacher, Mrs. Feltsworth, looked down at Peter confused. She looked down at the clipboard, flip through the pages then fixed her thick rim Harry Potter glasses on her face.

"He's not our list. I assume he's here for a different reason."

"I don't care what his reason to be here is I want him gone." She demanded.

Behind her was Flash and his father. Flash appears to be angry and Peter couldn't tell if it was because he was here or because his mother was causing a scene. Again. Her husband, on the other hand, was a little flush in the face and looking away. Like he was trying put a distance between him and his wife. Poor guy.

"Ma'am I can't do that if he's not with us." Mrs. Feltsworth explain.

"Then get me someone who can." She demanded yet again.

Someone clearing his throat behind them is what caught all of their attention. Upon looking past Flash's family Peter could see an upset Doctor Strange, however Stephen's expression didn't seem to bother Flash's mother all that much.

"Can we help you?" She asked with some venom in her voice.

"I'm here to collect my kids. Peter, are you okay?" He asked sending Peter a soft look.

The teen nodded his head. "Yeah, I'm fine."

"Good."

"I'm sorry, may I asked who you are?" Mrs. Feltsworth said fixing her glass on her face once again.

"I'm sorry, my name is Dr. Stephen Strange. I'm a friend of Peter's aunt. I'm here with him on his vacation." He stated shaking the hand of Mrs. Feltsworth.

"I'm Peter's English teacher, Mrs. Feltsworth."

"Wait, what. You can't be serious, you think we're going to let you take him?" Mrs. Thompson piped up in her anger.

Strange raised one of his eyebrows. "It's not like you can stop me."

"Excuse Me?" Mrs. Thompson got close to Strange to the point where she would almost be in his face if it weren't for her husband stepping between them to stop her.

"Peter's 16. He's more then capable to of telling someone he needs help if he felt he was in danger."

"You could be threatening him."

"Why would you care? Yesterday you were so pissed that he was even here that when you grabbed him you left a bruise." Stephen pointed out.

She went pale. It was true and if it wasn't for Peter's sped up healing process it would still be there. Mrs. Thompson tried to say something else but all that happen was that she open and closed her mouth a few times before Stephen got bored of staring at her impression of fish.

"Come on Peter, Tony said he has something to do today before we continue you vacation." He said.

Peter said good bye to his friends and slipped his way past Flash and his family but his mother apparently wasn't finished with her antics. She grabbed Peter by the arm, just like yesterday, except her yelling was aimed at Stephen and not him. That didn't fly with the great Doctor.

"Wait just a minute, you two are not going anywh-"

"You get your hands off of him before I get security." Strange said with venom in his tone.

Peter is guessing that the fact that someone said something to her with the same tone she gave them. Her grips loosens and Peter was able walk up to Stephen and the two of them went back to their room.  On their way back Stephen told Peter that he's isn't allowed to go to the dinning hall by himself anymore. " Not while she's there at-least." Peter nodded, understanding why, getting grabbed isn't exactly something he likes happening.

"Where are we going today anyway?" Peter asked stepping out of the elevator with Stephen and walking down the hall to their door.

"Tony said he was going to have a quick meeting with someone then after that we were going to walk around, see a movie, and order some room service."

"Cool."

When they got to the room Tony was already dressed and talking on the phone with someone. He kissed Stephen's cheek and ruffled Peter's hair before continuing to speak to whoever was on the phone.

"Alright, I'll be there in a few." He said and then hung up the phone.

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They arrived at a big building and, upon entering, were greeted by a main with grey balding hair in a black suit and a lady in a black pencil skirt, a white blouse and black heels. Peter took in his surrounding, see it as some sort of indoor zoo thing for smaller animals.

"Mr. Stark! Thank you so much for coming, I'm so sorry for interrupting your vacation with your" The guy looked behind Tony to see Stephen standing there, looking back, and Peter looking at everything with childlike wonder. "family."

"No problem, so long as the problem is short and quick to fix we should be out of here in no time." He said with a smile.

"Thank you. In the mean time your son and husband can look around while they wait." He offered.

Peter looked at the guy, smile very brightly, turned one direction and took off, smushing his face against the glass holding small ferret like animals. Stephen gave a smile in Peter's direction and Tony snapped a quick picture before walking off with the guy and his secretary. Stephen walked up to Peter and gently pulled he back far enough so that his face wasn't pressed to the glass, who knows what's on it.

"What do you think they are?" Peter asked.

They look like they could be ferrets but they were red and black and their faces weren't as long as a ferrets was.

"According to the plaque their red panda's" Stephen said.

"Cool" Peter took out his phone and turned off his flash so he doesn't spook the small things.

Snapping a couple picture and taking a selfie with one that came up to the glass the two of them continued on there way. Peter was so star struck by the place that he didn't even notice his decathlon team walk in or the angry look Flash and his mother were giving them. Stephen noticed though and smirked back at them. Stephen and Peter walked around the building a for close to 2 hours, taking photos and selfies with other small and cute animals and even some of the not so nice ones before Tony reappeared before them with a happy smile on his face, along with dirt and some mysterious substance that Stephen will point out later, with the guy behind him. Peter was looking at the much larger, and more known, black and white pandas.

"Hey Pete, you two having fun?" Tony asked.

Peter hummed a happy response, not looking away from the big furry bears hanging in the trees.

"Good."

Stephen looked in front of him to see the spider teen's decathlon team walking up with their tour guide. The guy is showing the the tigers that a cage or 2 down from where they were standing. In the middle of the guy telling facts about the tigers one girl noticed Tony and pointed it out to the older lady with her, Tony guessed her mother but he didn't want to assume. It didn't take long before the all were staring at the billionaire and Tony didn't either notice or were trying to ignore it.

"Hey Pete, how would you like to play with the red panda's?" Tony asked.

That caught the teens attention, causing him to turn around so fast that he would've fell if Strange hadn't been there to catch him. "R-Really?" He asked.

"Yep. As a thank you for being so patient with us. I saw that you liked them in particular." The guy with the balding hair said.

Peter sputtered and struggled to make a coherent sentence, getting stuck between a "thank you" and  a "yes I would" before Tony cut in.

"That means yes."

"Great, please follow me."

The three followed the guy to a door. A person with caramel skin and black hair pulled into a ponytail opened in and gave them each a small bucket filled with what was clearly bamboo, berries, fruit, what looked like dry dog food, grass, some sort of leaf things and some other stuff. Inside the red panda's were on the ground with a few up in the trees.

The person tapped Peter's shoulder to get his attention. "Shake the bucket, that usually get's their attention."

Peter did as suggested and almost all of them came running to the teen. He knelt down and began feeding them. In no time at all Peter was sitting on the ground with the small panda's walking and crawling all over the kid and he was just loving. Petting their soft fur and laughing when sniffed near or behind his neck and/or ear. Tony and Stephen were standing off to the side recording the cute behavior. Tony leans over and whispers to Stephen "How much convincing would it take for May to let him get one."

"No Tony."

"Why not? I know you'd let me have one."

"How do you know that?"

"I know how to convince you." A smirk formed on Tony's face as he gave Stephen the bedroom eyes which earned him an eye roll.

A few more minutes of laughing, petting, cuddling, and feeding the Panda's it was time for them to go before the tour of other teens got here. Tony thanked the guy and Peter did the same while trying to get one of the sneaky ones from hiding in the hood of his hoodie-shirt. One the little thing was out and safely on the ground the trio left. The rest of the day was uneventful. They walked around, saw some sights, took more pictures and selfies, saw a movie and headed back to the hotel. It was around 10:30 pm when they returned. Tony and Stephen sat down at a bench to rest their feet for a bit and while they were resting Peter spotted Ned and his dad heading into the dinning hall and began walking over to them. Ned saw Pete and said something to his dad before waiting for his best friend.

"Hey, Ned. What's up?" Peter asked.

"Nothing compared to you. You got to play with red panda's" Ned exclaim.

"You heard that?"

"No, it's on his Instagram."

"Huh?"

Ned went through his phone and pulled up the video Tony took of him and the panda's and showed him the picture they took while out. Some were selfies, some he took of him with a couple of him not noticing that. Peter didn't get much time to talk about it because Ned's dad called them. They said their good byes and Peter caught up with his two legally responsible adults up to their rooms. They ordered room service but Peter was out like a light before it showed up. Stephen woke him up because, despite that he wanted Peter to get his res, they've out all day, he needs something in his stomach. The teen ate a bit then fell back asleep dreaming of cute little red and black ferret like animals roaming all over.

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Late, late, I know I forgot, please forgive! I'll draw a cute picture of Peter for you just don't yell at me.

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Headache

A/N: Hey you like quickies? No? Perfect. I was in the line for the Financial Aid office and I wrote this down in my notebook while waiting. So yeah, it's not exactly like what I wrote but it's good enough.

Paring: (Mentioned) Stephen Strange/ Tony Stark

Word Count: 471

Summary: Stephen deals with some shit.

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Stephen survived a lot of shit. Losing the ability to steady his hands, getting killed repeatedly by a cosmic being, being dusted by a purple grape with a raisin chin, you could say they were all test. Test from the universe to see if Stephen had what it takes to get back up after getting knocked down so much and so hard. Fortunately for him (or unfortunately, however you see it) Stephen Vincent Strange is a stubborn and determined man. What he'd been through was nothing. So right now, this situation before him, must be a test also. A test of his patients because the scene he was looking at right now was surely trying him. He'd been gone for 5 short minutes to talk to Wong about him to stop stealing his ice cream and when he came back every was in a disarray. He was going to show his pupils how to float. They weren't going to use the Cloak, as Billy suggested. Instead Stephen brought a box that, when activated, would lower the gravity level so everyone would be floating. Cool right, one day they'll learn the spell that'll allow them to float whenever. Until then they needed to get used to it. When he excused himself from the rule he left one very important and simple instuction.

[B]Do not touch the box.

Simple right? Apparently not for his students. There they were, floating and mid air and looking like deer caught in headlights. Someone had to touch the box. Stephen took in a deep breath and sighed. His face became a blank slate and that struck fear into the students.

"How is it that my husband, the most stubborn man I know other then myself, will listen tl me but my students won't."

Stephen opened the eye of Agamotto and reversed time to get his students down, clean the mess, and to find the culprit. It was Billy. A smart kid with loads of potential but had a hard time listening to instructions. As his punishment he had 2 more hours of meditation.

Once he had everything sorted out the lesson was given and everyone sent off to do what they had been told to. Stephen was just happy that the day was over and he could go home to his husband and relax. Couldn't do that either apparently. The moment the portal open all the way he could see his loving husband and unofficial son covered in bath bubbles with more of said bubbles on the ceiling. How they got there he didn't want to know. Tony chuckled while Peter looked down in embarrassment.

"Hey honey, welcome home." Tony said doing his best to not look like a child that was having to much fun.

Stephen only laughed and walked into his new sudsy home.