lazyanimalisticfoodie

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Writer’s Prompt: “I want to die in your arms” taken too literally

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took the last banna before you could at the grocery store

Enemies-to-friends-to-lovers is a really nice, satisfying trope, but the truth is that it only works if the reason why two people are “enemies” is for something dumb, like they took the last banana before you could at the grocery store, and not something like one of them is a racist or a raging misogynist or a mass murderer lol.

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Someone should write a fanfic about a latina girl/boy’s first day at Hogwarts... LET ME KNOW IF YOU DO

me: jkr is a fuckin bigot who never writes minorities into her stories in any actual, real recognisable form 

also me: luna lovegood is a gay autistic trans girl and i can prove this with textual evidence. in this essay, i will

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You know you are a die-hard Potterhead when you start cursing like a HP character...

Me: *stubs toe*

Me: MERLIN’S SAGGY LEFT BUTTCHEEK

Non-HP fan: What the actual f***

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If everyone was not normal, wouldn’t that make being not normal, normal?

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If people call schools under the same organization sister schools... Does that make all schools girls?

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Schedule For Everyday:

Eat

Sleep

(Eat)

Breathe

(Eat)

Repeat

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Why does every person draw the sun on the corner of their paper as a kid at least once in their life?

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Nobody’s perfect- you are nobody.