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12 am

Jaune: Ruby can we please go to bed?

Ruby: But ice cream.

Jaune: It’s midnight we can’t get ice cream right now.

Ruby: But I want ice cream.

Jaune: I’m not getting you ice cream.

“Marigold Mart”

Jaune: I hate you so much.

Ruby: “Pulls Jaune’s arm”

Ruby: Cmon Vomit Boy.

Jaune: “Chuckles”

Ruby: You want cake?

Jaune: I want sleep.

Ruby: I think you want cake.

Jaune: No.

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Jaune: Hi guys, bumblebee.

Blake: Bumblebee, do you mean us?

Jaune: No I mean bumblebee.

Jaune: Isn’t that your bike?

Blake: Our bike?

Yang: MY BIKE!

“Bumblebee soars through the air”

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Weiss: How’s your arm?

Ruby: Better, thanks to good old Jaune.

Ruby: Saved the day again.

Weiss (Saddened): Yeah

Jaune: Just doing my job.

Weiss: Hey Ruby, you don’t have to feel guilty about what happened during the fight against Salem.

Ruby: …I know.

Weiss: Jaune saved you because that was his job.

Weiss: It’s not your fault he didn’t make it out of there.

Jaune: “Puts his hand on Ruby’s shoulder”

Jaune: She’s right you know.

Ruby: I know.

Weiss: Do you still talk to him sometimes?

Ruby: Yeah I… it makes me feel better, I miss him.

Jaune: I like talking to you Crater Face but maybe it’s time to let go.

Ruby: It’s hard to let go.

Pyrrha: Then don’t let go, not entirely.

Pyrrha: We’ve all lost someone, you’ve lost a lost Ruby.

Penny: “Waving at Ruby”

Pyrrha: But the memories the people that defined you life, you keep a piece of that always.

Summer: “Walks next to Ruby”

Summer: Hold on to them in your heart, remember the things they taught you, pull from their strength, learn from their mistakes.

Ozpin: “Walks next to Summer”

Ozpin: “Sips coffee”

Summer: Grow from the special moments you had in the time you were together.

Weiss: … And remember that even though they are all gone we are still here, we made it through.

Weiss: We’re here, I’m here, I’m really here.

Ruby: Weiss… am I going to be okay.

Blake: Hey.

Blake & Yang: “Walk toward Weiss & Ruby”

Blake: Whatever we’re going to be, we will be it together.

Yang: The three of us aren’t going anywhere, we promise.

Yang: And next time you don’t need to jump off a cliff just call.

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Jaune (Rusted Knight): “Pulls out broken Crocea Mors”

Jaune: “Stares at Penny’s blood on the blade”

Curious Cat: How does it feel Hero, to wield the very same weapon that ran with your friend’s blood?

Curious Cat: Do you feel sad, full of rage, or does that helmet help bury your feelings?

Curious Cat: Hiding your true self.

Jaune: …

Curious Cat: You are a truly extraordinary specimen.

Curious Cat: I look forward to breaking you!

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Nora: Hey guys I got the relic of creation.

Ambrosius: I will grant you any wish you desire.

Nora: Oh, bring back little Schnee!

Ambrosius (Confused): That animated Comedy Central show about Nicholas Schnee?

Nora: Yeah, I loved that show.

Ambrosius: Bu-but how would that even work today, he’s not even alive anymore.

Nora: Don’t care, want another season!

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“After Ruby drank the tree leaf tea”

Jaune: “Punching tree”

Weiss: “Looks at Jaune’s fist”

Weiss: “Sees fists covered in blood”

Weiss: Jaune?

Jaune: “Continues to punch tree”

Weiss: Jaune!

Jaune: “Keeps punching tree”

Weiss: Jaune, please!

Jaune: “Punches tree with more force”

Weiss (Screaming): Stop!

Jaune: “Stops punching tree”

Jaune: “Turns to face Weiss”

Weiss: “Grabs Jaune’s bloody hands”

Weiss: Stop, just for today.

Weiss: “Takes off Jaune’s helmet”

Weiss: You don’t have to be a hero.

Weiss: You don’t have to be the Rusted Knight.

Jaune: “Tears form in eyes”

Weiss: Just let yourself fall apart.

Jaune: “Falls into Weiss’ arms crying”

Weiss: I promise to hold you together.

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Jaune: “Punches Curious Cat”

Jaune: You killed her!

Jaune: “Punches Curious Cat”

Jaune: You killed Alyx!

Jaune: “Punches Curious Cat”

Jaune: And you’re only right about one thing I am a horrible hero.

Jaune: I’m a horrible hero for trusting you all those years!

Jaune: “Punches Curious Cat”

Jaune: I’m a horrible hero for not killing you when I had the chance!

Neo(CC): “Laughs”

Neo(CC): You hit just like Lewis.

Jaune: “Throws Neo to the ground”

Jaune: “Grabs Crocea Mors”

Neo(CC): “Turns into Penny”

Jaune: “Shakes while holding sword”

Penny(CC): Well go ahead and do it Rusted Knight!

Jaune: “Shaking & struggling to stab Penny”

Penny(CC): I knew you couldn’t do it you coward.

Penny(CC): Because I control you!

Penny(CC): Whether or not I kill, you’ll never be able to get the hell away fr-

Jaune: “Stabs Penny”

Curious Cat: “Transforms back into Neo”

Neo(CC): “Falls to the ground dead”

Jaune: “Drops Crocea Mors”

Jaune: “Looks at shaking hands”

Jaune: “Falls to his knees crying”

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Well, it seems that Rooster Teeth is shutting down.

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Happy birthday jaune arc

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“Salem’s Castle”

Cinder: Everyone huddle up, we’re going to have a quick new-minion orientation.

Cinder: This is Captain J, he comes from one of our key competitors.

Captain J: Hmph, can’t say I’m impressed by minion lineup, no wonder you all keep losing, you’re like junior minions.

Mercury (Angrily): Junior!

Mercury: “Gets in fighting stance”

Mercury: How about I introduce you to my two metal friends here and show you who the junior really is.

Emerald: Jeez Cap didn’t you get crushed by Team RWBY too, are you sure your not the junior?

Captain J: Crushed, you say?

Captain J: Beau mais stupide, I was simply scouting them, I can assure you they will be mine next time.

Captain J: “Strikes a pose”

Captain J: Team RWBY will know the wrath of Captain J AKA The Golden Star!

Captain J: But enough about me, I must be off to the off to the repair bay for Big Beaver’s modifications.

Captain J: À tout à l'heure.

Captain J: “Dramatically leaves room”

Salem: Though the silver eyed warrior shall wield formidable power one shall stand against her.

Salem: The descendant of great warriors shall harness great power to bring darkness to all.

Salem: So is foretold by the Brother of Darkness.

Ruby: How much further until we're at Salem's Castle?

Penny: It's difficult to say. My sensors are designed to detect Aura and bodies without Aura. This Wasteland is like one giant body without Aura.

???: My my... Such a pitiful toy. Perhaps an upgrade is required?

Penny: I'm sorry, but I'm the most recent model I could possibly achieve. (Stops) Wait, who said that? (Penny and Ruby are knocked over by a dashing, blonde man in a black cloak and wearing a Grimm mask)

Ruby: Who are you?!

???: (Chuckles) Who, me? Just one of Mistress Salem's more promising soldiers. The Golden Star...

???: (Strikes a pose) CAPTAIN J!

Ruby: Captain J?

Captain J: (Pushes Penny aside) Yeah, I don't need you to tell me it's a cool name. Especially since you don't even need to remember it.

Ruby: Uh, why?

Captain J: Because I'm about to give a hero's death... Or a robot's decom, or whatever. (Gets in Ruby's face) Just because you're cute, it doesn't mean I'll go easy on you! (Ruby and Captain J "fight." Well, not really fight, since Captain J couldn't hit the ground if he stepped on it.) Hmph! Impressive! I guess I don't have a choice, huh? (Whistles) Let's go, Big Beaver! (A giant badger Grimm digs through the ground) Do you like him? This is my trusty and heroic steed, Big Beaver! We have that sort of love only heroes and their mounts can share, you know? And his name is... (Leaps onto the Grimm's back) BIG BEAVER!

Ruby: He's a badger, though!

Captain J: Sh-Shut up! I know that! (Big Beaver roars and charges, Captain J's longsword almost cuts Ruby's head off) Now we'll see who's the better Huntsman! Let's fight! (Fights well until Penny kills Big Beaver and Ruby knocks down Captain J) Hey! No fair! I'm supposed to be kicking your butt, not the other way around! (Gets up) Fine! I'll let you go this time, but only because your robot scares me! (Leaps down the hole the Grimm came from)

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Jaune: “Stands in front of microphone”

Jaune: My name is Jaune I’m a stand up comic.

Cardin: Say something funny!

Jaune: Um

Jaune: …

Jaune: Uh

Cardin: Boo, you suck!

Jaune: Hey, I’m trying my best.

Jaune: Ok so…

Jaune: What’s the deal with airline food?

Jaune: “Snickers”

Jaune: What do you call a wolf that is very conscious of his surroundings?

Jaune: Aware wolf.

Jaune: Heh.

Weiss: “Facepalms herself”

Jaune: That’s kinda funny um.

Jaune: Which animal is gray has four legs, enjoys howling at the moon, and eats cement.

Jaune: A wolf.

Jaune: I jus- I threw in the cement to make it hard.

Jaune: Get it.

Pyrrha: “Just happy to be here”

Jaune: A couple is driving through the forest when all of a sudden the girlfriend says “I think I saw a wolf”.

Jaune: The boyfriend replies “Where”.

Jaune: Girlfriend says “No I’m pretty sure it was a regular one”.

Yang: “Laughing in the corner”

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“Beacon Academy”

Jaune (Vol 8): Hey… guys.

RWBY: …

NPR: …

Port: …

Jaune: Um.

Port: Apologies Mr. Arc, but with this new look of yours it’s difficult not to stare.

Jaune: Yeah… well, I don’t even know where to start.

Jaune: Yeah I cut my hair and grew a little bit.

Port: Well I believe it, I could hardly recognize you when you walked in.

Port: You definitely look the part of a huntsmen if I do say so.

Port: Ozpin has informed me that you will be doing some kind of work for him, correct?

Jaune: Yeah, I’ll try to participate in class as much as I can but I’m gonna have to rely on my team to do certain assignments and missions without me.

Jaune: I’m really sorry you guys.

Pyrrha: There’s no need to apologize Jaune.

Pyrrha: Right you two?

Ren: Of course.

Nora: It’s alright Fearless Leader we’re happy to have you back.

Jaune: Thank you.

Jaune (Internally): As long as I’m here, I’ll make sure nobody dies this time.

Jaune: I promise you all I’ll keep trying my best.

“Girls Locker Room”

Yang: So what do you all think of Vomit Boy’s new look?

Weiss: I approve but barley.

Ruby: I’m sure I can get used to it, so yeah.

Pyrrha (Internally): Yes, yes, and YES!

Pyrrha (Internally): He looks so fresh and handsome.

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Winter: Did it hurt when you fell?

Jaune: From what?

Jaune: Heaven or in love?

Jaune: 😉😉😉

Winter: “Facepalms herself”

Winter: Dear as much as I would love to feed what little confidence you have.

Winter: YOU JUST FACE PLANTED DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!

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Qrow: Kid cover me, I gotta type the coordinates.

Jaune: What, Qrow I don’t want to shoot anyone.

Qrow: They’re just robots Jaune, it’s okay to shoot them they’re robots.

Jaune: “Fires Gun”

Atlas Soldier: “Falls to the ground, screaming in pain”

Jaune: 😨😨😨

Atlas Soldier: My leg is shot off!

Atlas Soldier 2: Dan’s bleeding to death!

Atlas Soldier 2: Someone call his wife and children!

Jaune: Qrow, these aren’t the robot soldiers.

Qrow: It’s a figure of speech Jaune, they’re bureaucrats.

Qrow: I don’t respect them.

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Yang: Wait, how old are you?

Rusted Knight Jaune: Guess.

Yang: 36.

Jaune (RK): WHAT?

Yang: “Laughs”

Yang: You said guess.

Jaune (RK): That was so far off!

Yang: Why are you yelling at me?

Jaune (RK): That wasn’t even close!

Yang: “Chuckling”

Jaune (RK): Like normally when people play that game they’re like oh they guess like a little bit younger.

Jaune (RK): Was that a little bit younger guess?

Yang: Yeah, are you like 39?

Jaune (RK): WHAAAAAAAT???

Yang: HAHAHAHA.

Yang: So was I right?

Jaune (RK): No!

Yang: What do you mean?

Jaune (RK): I’m not in my thirties.

Yang: Oh.

Yang: Really?

Jaune (Sarcastically): I’m in my forties.

Yang: Oh, I knew it!

Yang: I was just being nice.

Jaune (RK): NO I’M NOT IN MY FORTIES!

Jaune (RK): WHAT DO YOU MEAN I KNEW IT!

Jaune (RK): I’M 28.

Jaune (RK): What the f**k!

Yang: Oh damn you’re old.

Yang: “Wheezing”

Jaune (RK): WWHAAAAT!?!?!

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