#Arkos

[willsonlmt]

Ruby: What did you get pyrrha gor her birthday?

Yang: I got her a jaune arc body pillow.

Ruby: Really me too.

Blake: I also got her a jaune arc body pillow.

Wiess: Looks like we all had the same idea.

Ren: Nora, please tell me you didn’t also get a jaune arc body pillow as well.

Nora: I got her Jaune.

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Pyrrha on her bed surrounded by jaune pillows and jaune shirtless with a bow on his head feeding her the chocolate cake he baked her.

Pyrrha: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!

[brokentrafficknight]

It is Pyrrha's Birthday. When Jaune asks her what she wants and he says anything, what does she ask for?

All her friends are there too!

[moistmailman]

*yang kicks down JNPR’s door*

Jaune, alarmed: Whoa?! What the hell is going on?!

Yang, angrily: Get dressed vomit boy! We got to kick someone’s ass today!

Nora, immediately up: Hell yeah! Let’s go!

Jaune, baffled: Wait hold on! What’s happening?! Why are you angry?! Wait is that your team behind you!?

Ruby, with her weapon: Yep! We’re going to kick someone’s butt today!

Jaune: Why? Wait, even Blake and Weiss are here too?

Weiss: We need to break some bones, Jaune.

Blake: This honestly has to be done.

Ren: Uh….what’s happening exactly?

Yang, showing Ren her scroll: Look at this shit!

Ren, looking at scroll:……..Nora, where are my weapons?

Nora: Hell yeah! I don’t know what this is about but this is going to be amazing!

Jaune, completely: Okay, this is not like Ren at all. What the hell got all of you guys riled up so bad?

Yang: This! *shows Jaune her scroll*

Scroll: *a website that has a countdown to Pyrrha’s 18th birthday*

Jaune:……is this like the scenario with the twins from full house?

Yang: Yep.

Jaune:…..do you know where this person who made this is?

Yang: Yeah.

Jaune:…….Nora, pack as many grenades you have.

Nora: Woohoo!

Pyrrha, walking in: Hey guys. What are you doing?

Yang: Oh nothing. Just grabbing your boyfriend and your team to do something for your birthday. Catch you around.

Pyrrha, smiling: O-oh, okay. What are you planning?

Yang: We can’t spoil that. It’s a surprise.

Pyrrha, smiling: Right. Okay. Have fun.

Jaune: Oh don’t worry. We will.

[davidellisartworkstuff]

Weiss: Pyrrha does this thing where she loudly exclaims "mwah" when she kisses Jaune, and it's super annoying... ly cute.

Yang: It's fascinating really, like a wildlife documentary. The wild Nikos alerting everyone that this is her mate.

Blake giggling: I think it's cute.

Ruby: Oh look they're meeting for their date!

*Across the courtyard.*

Jaune: Hey Pyr!

Pyrrha: Hello again! *Cups his cheeks and kisses him.* Mmmmmmmmwah!

RWBY: Awwww!

Pyrrha and Jaune whipping their heads around: What the?

*RWBY quickly hiding behind newspapers, Ruby hiding under a table, her cape like a tablecloth.*

Jaune: Huh. Weird. Anyway, ready to see the movie?

Pyrrha: I most certainly am my love. *Kisses him again.* Mmmmmmmwah!

RWBY in hiding still: Awwww!

Pyrrha: What is that, are we on a jumbotron?!

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha’s birthday

RWBYJNOR: Happy birthday, Pyrrha! 🥳

Weiss: We found that particular Atlasian chocolate you liked! 🍫

Pyrrha: Oh, you should’ve have! Where did you even find it? I thought it was out of production!

Ruby: We also got you a new cleaning kit for your spear!

Pyrrha: Thank you so much! I love it!

Ren: *sets a big wok full of spicy mistrali noodles on the table*

Pyrrha: Oh my goodness, my favorite dinner! How did you know? 😋

Nora: Here you go, Pyr!

Pyrrha: *tearing wrapping paper* It’s a jersey for the Argus Raptors! Thank you so much, Nora! And it’s just my size! 😃

Jaune: *hugs Pyrrha around her shoulder and kisses her hair* Happy birthday, Pyr! 😘

Jaune: *whispers in her ear* I’m wearing the thing under my clothes and I’ll do that thing you like later tonight when we’re alone!

Pyrrha: Best birthday ever! 😁

[craziechwiv]

The taste of a dusty Knight is...

In the cafeteria, Jaune Arc is sitting with his friends and S/O (of your choosing) until he blurts out this:

Jaune: I wonder what I taste like?

What does your ship for Jaune say in response or what action do they take after hearing this?

And for shits n' giggles, here's some of my ships and their response.

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Nora's Arc

Nora: I can help with that~!

Jaune: Uhm, how?

Nora proceeds to slowly raise a gallon size bottle of maple syrup as she licks her lips, staring at Jaune hungrily.

Jaune: N-Nora...?

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Lancaster

Ruby proceeds to turn Jaune's head towards her and give him one long kiss, before releasing him from her grasp.

Jaune: visibly flustered and spechless

Ruby, licking her lips: You taste good, just not as good as cookies.

Jaune: ...Wanna see if that'll change.

Ruby: Hmm, gladly.

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Arkos (plus Dragonslayer)

Pyrrha: O-Oh... I mean if you wish to know so badly, I could-

Before Pyrrha could finish her sentence, Yang swoops in and kisses Jaune heavily before pulling away and licking her lips.

Yang: Ironically, not like vomit. Maybe I'll go in for seconds~

Pyrrha however pushes Yang away and kisses a now stunned Jaune for longer, slowly pulling away as she had the same stunned look.

Yang: Wow Py, didn't know you had it in you! Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: ...so this is heaven.

Jaune: U-Uhm, so how do I taste?

Yang: Like a dream Pyrrha: Like I want to have more of you

Jaune: What was that Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: NOTHING!

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Now since those are done, write away on how your ship would react!

[howlingday]

Jaune: (Wearing Ruby's cape) Let's go, Ruby! It's time to go use our laser eyes and giant scythe to save the world~!

Pyrrha: (Wearing Ruby's cape) Of course, Ruby! After all, that's why we're here! To make it better~!

Ruby: (Pouting on the couch) ...Ruby has both your addresses.

Jaune: Of course you do, Ruby. We all live together are a functional three-pointed polycule!

Ruby: Both of you should keep one eye open tonight, or else you'll wake up with one hand warm water and your legs in warm sheets.

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Pyrrha: *glances at Jaune in his dress* No heels? You coward.

Jaune: Anyone wanna trade me for my converse?!

Yang: Right here Jaune. *pulls off her heels*

Jaune: *slips on Yang's shoes and they are several sizes too small, he stumbles about in them*

Ruby: Yes! That's how it feels!

[passionfruitbowls]

so… there’s a recurring theme in my headcanons…

[rubidimum]

Pyrrha

she was my fave and then… you know

[rainbow-zebra-art]

Flat color commission for Soundwave3591! Featuring the Arkos family from his "Mother Maiden" RWBY AU. So here we have adult Jaune, Pyrrha, and their lovely children – Lia (Liakada) and JJ (Jaune Jr.)!

I always loved this family concept, so drawing them all together smiling and happy was such an enjoyable experience. What's not to enjoy here? They all look so fine >w<

[nliast]

ah yeah, a classic | commission

[Commission info][Patreon][Ko-Fi][Twitter]

[vazelisk]

Jaune: P-Pyrrha… Honey… Pyrrha: I'm sorry, Jaune, but I think we're going to have to kill her.

[davidellisartworkstuff]

"Until Team RWBY arrive - and who knows how long that'll be - all we have is each other."

Helmet BONK sound.

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha-Recommended, Pyrrha-Approved!

Ren: Pyrrha, we need to discuss your newest product endorsement.

Pyrrha: What’s wrong with it? I personally think the product is excellent and I use it every day!

Ren: That’s actually part of the problem. *pulls up a video on his scroll*

Pyrrha: *on screen holding a bottle of fancy olive oil* …this olive oil is excellent quality! I enjoy dipping bread bites in it, it can be used for poaching fish and cooking vegetables in the oven, rubbingonmyboyfriendstightlittlebutt, and in a pinch it can take the place of sauce on pasta! 😁

Ren: …

Pyrrha: 🙂

Ren: …do you seriously believe I’m going to ignore you sneaking in a dirty comment about Jaune’s glutes?

Pyrrha: I don’t know what you mean!

Ren: 😒

Pyrrha: 😇

Ren: 🤨

Pyrrha: Okay, fine…I’ve done so many of these ridiculous endorsements that after a while I started trying to sneak in funny comments while on the air. They’re all so tedious and annoying! 😣

Ren: Oh, I understand.

Ren: …so…

Ren: …how was it…?

Pyrrha: Firm and tight! I highly recommend it! 🥰

Ren: …do…do you think Nora would like it? If I rubbed oil on her…? 😣

Pyrrha: 😲 !!!!

[moistmailman]

Jaune’s mom: You better eat your vegetables, little missy, or you’re going to regret it.

Jaune’s baby sister: No! They’re ucky!

Jaune’s mom: You better, or else I’ll call Pyrrha Nikos and tell her you’re being bad.

Jaune’s baby sister: What?

Jaune’s mom: Pyrrha will be upset to find out her #1 fan is being bad.

Jaune’s baby sister: Y-you wouldn’t. Y-you don’t even know her.

Jaune’s mom, bluffing: Oh yes I do! *pulls out phone* You better eat or I’m calling her.

Jaune’s baby sister: I don’t believe you! You’re lying!

Jaune’s mom: That does it. *calls someone* She’s going to be so upset with you.

Jaune’s baby sister: W-wait, y-you’re not really calling her, right?

Jaune’s mom: I’m absolutely am. Ope, and she picked up too.

Jaune: Hello?

Jaune’s mom: *whispering* Hey, I’m pretending to call Pyrrha Nikos so your baby sister will eat her vegetables, so just play along, okay? Can’t let her know I’m lying.

Jaune: Oh uhm….hold up one second then. *muffled* Hey Pyr!

*the sound of the phone being handed to someone is heard on the line*

Pyrrha: Tell her to eat her vegetables or I’ll be very disappointed in her.

Jaune’s mom: Wait what the fuck?!