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[luminescent-aurum]

HEARTSLABYUL INCORRECT QUOTES

RIDDLE : “ Good morning. “

TREY : “ Good morning! “

DEUCE SPADE : “ Good morning—! “

CATER : “ You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit~ “

ACE : “ MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS! “

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ACE: “ So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK. “

TREY : “ I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG. “

CATER : “ Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO. “

TREY : “ I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins. “

ACE : “ Looks like someone's a HO. “

CATER : “ NaBrO. “

RIDDLE : “ I'm done with all of you! “

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TREY: “ If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to? “

ACE: “ Schrödinger's boys. “

CATER: *WHEEZE*

DEUCE: “ what about cracking open a cold milkshake? “

RIDDLE: “ As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. “

RIDDLE: “ All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison. “

TREY : ...

DEUCE : ...

CATER : ...

ACE : ...

RIDDLE : “ Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not you’ve all tended to your tasks. “

RIDDLE: and that, if the boys are back in town.