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"What motivates scart? That's right. The nut."

Credit and VD below cut.

Audio was originally "Send me on my own way" by rusted root posted by @Amauryguichon but Instagram wouldn't let me download it with sound.

Posting it here because no one on Instagram commented anything about scart or the infamous what motivates scart the nut post.

[VD: no audio. Video with the Amaury Guichon watermark and the @amauryguichon Instagram watermark. In the video chocolate guy (Amaury Guichon) makes the squirrel from the Ice Age movies along with an acorn bigger than the squirrel is, as well as a cracked ice base to mount the acorn and squirrel on. He sculpts them out of chocolate adding textures with various tools before spraying them with edible paints to make them hyperrealistic especially considering it's a sculpture based on a cartoon rodent. /End VD]

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Tumblr is super big on the "I didn't say it was good, I said I liked it" but really need to discover the value in its opposite of "I didn't say it was bad, I said I hated it".

You can acknowledge that something is good, great, a masterpiece even, and just straight-up not enjoy it.

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Need to deploy some sort of mandatory seminar to IT people, "How to make your security upgrade instructions not look like a phishing email"

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it is so important that you are a little bit ugly. please get comfortable with having unplucked eyebrows and nonexistent jawlines and wrinkles. let your blue hair grow out into an uneven pale green and your clothes be old and mend them and modify them until they’re unique to you. wear lipstick which doesnt compliment your skintone and mismatched outfits which went out of fashion 5 years ago. be a little bit too loud and a little bit too passionate and as weird as you can be because oh my god there is nothing more disturbing to me than perfection. beauty is manufactured and sold to us and you need to realise that you are a fucking animal to live a joyful life I am so serious. you cant obsess over aesthetics forever please just live messily and make your body your home however you please.

if you dont do it for you, do it for all the teenagers who will see u in the street and know that they are not obligated to be attractive

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less "can you handle a mean female character" or more "can you handle a female character that has unpalatable traits to you personally but would shrug off if a male character had them"

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these are KILLING me

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Wait hang on. Do ~christian kids ACTUALLY believe that santa is real? I thought that was just in movies??? Like, is "being shocked to learn santa was your parents" a real thing that really actually really happens in real life??? I thought it was like opening the door and setting out an extra cup of wine on passover. Obviously the prophet Elijah isn't actually going to walk in and take a sip. Obviously "santa" is your parents playing pretend. You're all just doing a bit, right???

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the supernatural news meme was kind of funny exactly once and that was november 2020. everything since has ranged from painfully unfunny to genuinely offensive

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This is your regularly scheduled reminder that "Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgender

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Lois & Clark: The High School Years

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I feel like this belongs on tumblr.

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antique.alchemist : instagram

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AMA, I could use a distraction

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I appreciate The Empire Strikes Back for being the only time I can think of when a character just shot their enemy as soon as they saw them without pausing or having a dramatic moment beforehand.

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