mirusuchanne

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It's my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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— walking around paris!theodore nott ੈ♡˳

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Let me describe all the tumblr girls all around the world real quick.

They've moved schools at least once in their life.

They don't like people with attachment issues who can't let go of them because those girls are LEAVERS, they will leave anytime they want to if they ever feel left out or uncomfortable.

They are friends with everyone but are actual friends with 2 people.

They LOVE themselves and HATE themselves like no other at the same time.

They make the dirtiest, the most traumatizing jokes about anything but their life history is the most innocent thing in this world.

They read. A lot. Their favorite genre is painfully dramatic literature.

And lastly, they simp over at least one celebrity who's at least 20 years older than them.

It's the Tumblr girlies.

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Love y'all

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Mamarda is such a baddieee❗❗❗

lochoshvili, what an iconic man you are

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This is actually wildd💀😭😭

I swear my parents have a contest on who can drop the most impressive secret on this house:

♡ I never mentioned it but~ I had a sister, she's dead now. (mom)

♡ Your uncle was Salma Hayek's teacher (dad)

♡ Your uncle had two women under the same roof, and they had kids, both of them, at the same time. Yes. They were even friends~ (mom)

♡ Oh yeah remember the Angel everyone goes whenever they celebrate something in Mexico City? That's were one of your great grandparents is buried. Yeah... he was an independentist. (dad)

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♡ Wasn't your uncle~ dad of at least 100 kids? Oh well whatever~ ask your dad (mom)

♡ Oh yeah btw we're part of the Bourbon family~ (dad)

♡ Oh yeah we have a missing treasure with tons of golden coins somewhere~ (dad)

please stop 😭😵 can't anymore~ next thing they're gonna tell me it's i'm heir to the Genovian throne lmao💀

To @mirusuchanne cause she said she wanted to know more of my chaotic life 😭😘

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This is a raw footage of me working for you guys

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what are some good tv shows/movies u recommend? i have nothing good to watch😥

I've got A LOT to recommend.

Red eye (thriller drama, Cillian Murphy is playing the villian 😉 plot is amazing, it can give you literal goosebumps 😭)

The 5th wave (Absolutely underrated, the most inappropriate scenes only involve kissing & cuddling)

Totally killer (100% plot, time traveling, meeting your mom, fighting against a killer and all that. Tw: gore)

Baby (my favorite Italian series on Netflix, hottest actors, teenage drama and high school problems, tw LOTS of 18+ content)

The maze runner (I think you know this one, you HAVE TO see it. My fav fandom after Harry Potter. Book series are much more detailed and better tho)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians (not the modern one, watch the old movie series, I LOVE it, books are also the best)

Game of thrones (ABSOLUTE masterpiece, books are also chef's kiss)

Pride and prejudice (if you want some old times romance with passion and all that, it's perfect for you)

The hot chick (my favorite 'mean girls' type of movie!)

The kingdom of the planet of the apes (just watched it in the movie theater, IT'S ABSOLUTELY AMAZING, you can watch it illegally on myflixer.com, also the other movies above)

Anne with an e (absolutely amazing series, it's a romance and comedy, also a drama. MUST SEE IT!)

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Dk u like Tyler the creator?

I LOVE him, most entertaining music artist of all time. My fav songs are 'new magic wand' and 'are we still friends?'. Omg and her duet with Kali is SOMETHING ELSE.

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Have you seen any Audrey Hepburn movie? If yes, which one do you like the most?

OMG yes! Roman Holiday and Sabrina are my favorites, I also like the unpopular one called the nun's story! Breakfast at Tiffany's was something I was FORCED to watch, so I didn't quite like it lol

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I wanna be a psychologist

also me:

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