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i love my gf i wanna swallow her whole

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THERE IS NO AESTHETIC TO THIS BLOG OK I JUST POST SHIT I LIKE

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So none of the humans in Gravity Falls noticed when Ford was replaced by his twin, which makes sense, he was a recluse in the woods who probably only infrequently came into town for coffee or groceries. And also a secret mind-wiping cult was on the loose.

But as reclusive as he was around the humans, he got VERY social with the local supernatural entities. He raised a shapeshifter, he kept a gnome in a cage, he yelled at Steve with a megaphone. The local paranormal community was probably very familiar with the excited six-fingered human who traipsed around the woods conducting interviews and taking notes.

So, what did they think when he suddenly vanished, to be replaced by a five-fingered con artist who completely ignored the supernatural entities and began bringing humans around the shack?

I propose this:

None of the supernatural entities realized that he's Ford's twin.

They assume that as part of Ford's studies, he summoned up his own evil doppelgänger, and it killed him and took over his life. As doppelgängers are wont to do.

Which makes Stan a member of the paranormal community in their eyes; but if he'd rather try to blend in among the humans, hey, that's his business. They just won't send him invites to the town's magical meet-ups. He is, after all, an EVIL doppelgänger.

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bruh

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i cannot stop thinking about this girl oh my godddd

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first one's always the hardest

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this is all i want for just 5 minutes please

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the dunmeshi party if i were to be the lord of the dungeon.. just a glimpse into my dark reality..

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Absolutely magnificent creature.

(source: Sears catalog, Fall/Winter 1918.)

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has this been done already

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yes I want to work a 9-5 and be a breadwinner with a housewife that’s spoiled rotten by me is that TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR

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I WANNA KISS HER FACE AND HOLD HER TIGHT GOD WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS LIFE SO DIFFICULT

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“I have been in love with no one, and never shall,” she whispered, “unless it should be with you.” - Carmilla, 1872

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my kawaii pastel build from the sims freeplay ⭒๋࣭ ⭑ .ᐟ ᡣ𐭩

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my girlfriend and I are expecting!!! i cant believe i somehow impregnated her??? /j

♡♡♡PREGANCY REVEAL.....IT'S TWINS ♡♡♡

They are expecting to arrive soon

Here's my baby daddy: ☆ @miss-ellieswife ☆

Here's grandma: @currentlynotaliveorwell

And here's the gay uncle: @superstar16

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i was looking through some of my old liked tiktoks and i saw a video about standing with palestine and fighting for its freedom. this video was made in 2021. yes, 2021. now i know that this conflict has been happening for a long time, but some claim that people have only recently began to care for palestine. dont let people convince you that this is a new thing.