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rosekiller microfic

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL ACE DAY YAYAYAY

here enjoy a rosekiller microfic [1066 words so idk how micro it really is but shhhh] with ace Evan and Barty ‘no homo but I think I love you’ Crouch Jr [I love them so much]

“Truth or dare?”

“Aw come on you guys know me, dare obviously.”

Barty grinned at the circle of his friends sat cross legged all around him.

“Mmm I’ve got one.”

Regulus raised an eyebrow challengingly, everyone knew Regulus gave out the most brutal dares. Barty wasn’t phased though, it was almost impossible to make Barty embarrassed honestly, outwardly at least. Last time he’d taken a dare from Regulus he’d gone around school in bright pink robes for the next week. 

“Bring it on Reggie.”

“I dare you to make out with Evan till I stop you.”

Barty scrunched his nose.

“Oh is that it?”

“Uh rude.”

Evan said.

Barty turned to him quickly, placing a hand on his best friend’s cheek.

“Don’t be like that Goldilocks you know I’m hopelessly in love with you. I just meant Reg usually gives…more dramatic dares.”

“Yeah whatever prick. And who says I wanna make out with this dickhead anyway. It’s Bee’s dare not mine.”

“Aw come on Rosie don’t you think I’m pretty.”

Barty batted his eyes and pretended to fan himself, Evan shoved him to the ground with a laugh. Evan had one of the prettiest laughs Barty had ever seen. He wasn’t gay or anything but the way Evan’s halo of blonde curls bounced up and down gently made his stomach flip. Barty sort of wanted to reach out and run a hand through those curls actually, they looked soft. Evan looked soft, in a big purple hoodie and smooth warm skin and red lips currently stretched out in a big smile that just made his whole face light up. Barty found himself joining in. Evan pulled him up off the wooden floor and ran a hand through Barty’s hair, messing it up affectionately.

“Fine, I guess I’ll do it.”

Barty turned, facing Evan properly and lifting a hand to his cheek as Evan pulled him in by the collar. They were so close now, hesitating just before their lips pressed and all Barty could think was EvanEvanEvan. 

He could smell him, the conditioner he used softly scented of toffee and pears.

He could feel his breath warm and tickling against his skin.

“Come on get on with it. 

Regulus huffed. And suddenly they were meeting in the middle and Evan’s lips were pressed against him and he tasted better than Barty could ever have imagined and and-wow. This was nice. This was lovely. Barty’s hands wandered to Evan’s hair, fingers running through it like he’d imagined only moments ago. But it was so much better than he’d imagined. Evan was so. And it was wonderful. And the way Evan had his arms wrapped around Barty’s waist, pulling him closer made the butterflies in his stomach just soar. He wanted to stay like this forever, just utterly surrounded by Evan. He loved this. He loved- Oh. Oh. 

Oh that’s what this was. 

And it all made sense suddenly.

Evan pulled back panting for a moment and Barty tried to bite back the smile he could feel forming on his face as he saw Evan’s kiss bitten lips. 

He leaned back in again to keep going but Evan glanced his eyes around and sighed.

“Barty.”

He motioned his hand out and Barty glanced around. The room was empty, the others must have snuck out while he and Evan were- he tried to stifle his smile again as he thought about it. He clearly didn’t manage very well because Evan flicked his arm angrily.

“It’s not funny.”

“No, no I wasn’t laughing I just…had fun.”

Evan glanced up at him eyes wide and pupils dilated.

“Y-you did?”

“Yeah. We could…keep going. Only if you wanted obviously.” Barty mumbled. 

Evan opened his mouth and then shut it again. 

“I- I don’t know if that’s such a good idea Barty.”

Barty felt his world crash down around him. Or it felt something like that at least.

“Yeah. Yeah it was stupid I shouldn’t have- I uh-“

His words felt like lead in his mouth. He was so stupid. So fucking dumb. He-

“Barty.”

Evan’s voice was soft and grounding. Evan’s hand on his shoulder was even more grounding. He looked up at his best friend.

“You good?” Evan asked.

“Yeah. Thanks. I just shouldn’t have said that.”

“Barty…do you like me?”

“I- yeah. A lot actually.”

It felt somehow wonderful and horrifyingly disarming to admit. He squirmed under Evan’s gaze. Vulnerable, as a rule, was not a thing Barty Crouch Jr strived to achieve. 

Evan’s eyebrows shot up.

“Oh. Oh same. I really…”

Barty’s breath hitched. 

“Be my boyfriend, please.”

He asked voice scratchy and quiet.

Evan paused. He seemed to be having a conversation in his mind, eyebrows furrowing. Barty reached up and pressed a thumb between his two brows.

“Talk to me.”

Evan sighed softly.

“I can’t give you the things you want in a relationship.”

“Evan the thing I want is you.”

“I know. But I don’t, I hate sex, it just grosses me out and I don’t think I’ll ever want to do it and I know you like it and- and I don’t want you getting bored of just me.”

“How could I ever get bored of just you?” Barty murmured, eyes searching Evan’s face for some kind of plausible answer. Impossible. Because I could never be bored of him.

“Barty there’s no going back if this all blows up in our faces.”

Evan warned but Barty could feel the way his face had edged closer.

“Evan there already is no going back. Besides I never want to. I want to spend the rest of my life with you.”

And with that they kissed again. And when they broke apart again it was because Barty couldn’t stop grinning. Foreheads pressed together they breathed gently.

“So will you be my boyfriend?”

Barty asked with a chuckle.

Evan mussed up his hair again.

“What do you think you cunt?”

“Mmm I think your insults won’t work anymore now that I know how irresistible you find me.”

Evan groaned as Barty tugged him up to standing.

“I take it all back, I hate you.”

Barty laughed, pulling Evan to his bed. 

They fell asleep there, cuddling and whispering soft words and gentle laughter till Regulus found them in the morning, curled up against each other with soft smiles.

“Fucking FINALLY!”

Barty and Evan just laughed. 

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in a modern au, sirius would LOVE charli xcx especially the brat album and the collab with Lorde

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Some more bartylily sorry

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Pandora , Barty and Regulus would so stay up at school night and watch Mamma Mia (the first cause the sequel in Barty's opinion is awful - because the mom died there.). Pandora would imagine herself as the main character, Regulus would sing silently the ABBA songs and Barty was there for the plot (he cried at night). Evan and Dorcas would hate Mamma Mia.

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Καλημέρα Ελλάδα

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Okay so, i had an idea to write a mini fic, where generally the slytherin marauders era characters meet with the iconic Zoumpoulia from The Nick of Time (Para pente greek tv its amazing yall should watch it). Should i write the first chapter and upload it here? in english ofc. (i will add the greek translations) would anyone read it?

for context Zoumpoulia is like a very village girl icon ykyk

If any greek here tell me should i?

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okay okay

Hear me out

What if you guys suggest me something to write one-shot about? Like... like a Rosekiller one-shot that barty is a serial killer and I dunno... for example he had to kill Evan but they fell in love...?!

You know what i mean?

I'm bored too. It would be so much fun to write one-shot

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Spoilers for choices!!!

this is so ranom but i literally am in choices - chapter 54 after regulus died and said the iconic line - Dont Go to Troy.

I REALIZED IN 9 HOURS I AM WRITING AN EXAM ON THE ILLIAD - THE STORY OF TROY. (yea we do illiad on school) and i dont know how im gonna sustain myself from crying if its the chapter with Patroclus' death. (edit a day later. it was the exam on patroclus death...)

yea anyway thank you for reading!!!

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i love supportive skittles like ADORE.

Whole magical world knew that Regulus was trans man even before he knew it.

When his letter from Hogwarts came, the name on it was smudged so you could only read the surename and address. That cause Walburga to complain about incompetent school.

As soon as he was in the train in his school uniform with a skirt (that he deep down hated) something suddenly was spilled on him. He had to ask Sirius for something to wear instead and got his spare pair of pants.

At Hogwart, during sorting ceremony, his name was one more time his name was smudged. When it was his turn, professor had to just scream 'Black'. There he was, in pants, loose robes, hair in tight bun and of course genetic recognizable trait of the Blacks - andogynus face. Nobody was really sure if the person in the great hall was a boy or a girl.

After being assigned to the Slytherin, everyone was taken to their dormitory. Regulus, who was buisy talking with Evan that he met on the train, was the last one to go to the bedroom. He automatically wanted to go up the stairs to the girls dorms and suddenly the stairs threw him down. Confused he asked head of his house, Slughorn, about it and since he didn't know what to do or say, Regulus spent his first night in the infarmary and later with permission from Dumbledore and Barty and Evan, they were together in dormitory. Everyone assumed that he was a boy and weirdly he decided not to correct them.

Because of that no one else really knew that Regulus was trans except for few teachers, Sirius and Skittles.

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heyyy so ill share my marauders hcnons on their nationalities because its some that i dont see often and i wanna share them ykyk

So lets start with james who is very obviously greek from his mom's (Effie / Euphemia is a greek name and like she has that greek personality and i think she loves cooking deserts and taking care of james and monty but also lowk strict, begged james to take a jacket with him and treated monty like her own child.) and i am not 100% sure but the name james i think translates to greek im not sure though. now he is also half brazilian from Monty's side, from Rio and i think he liked the carnival and danced and played football. (i think monty and james would be such football fans and Effie is like "Apapapapapa football, eh not for me" But she is in front of the screen whenever Olympiakos plays). Also i feel like Monty would be a chill guy, in Chemises (idk if thats a word in english but in french its chemise) and would he very fun to be around at parties. obviously james speaks both greek and Portuguese

Sirius Black is french and filipino. i love the asian black brother headcannon and i think they would be filipino, he had grown up in Marseille and moved to Manila when he was younger before hogwarts. and i think when he went to the Potters home in Greece, he would have learnt greek very well and go out at nights , in Athens, with james and then they would smoke there and have fun. He would speak French, Tagalog, English, greek (not fluently but like b2 level) and latin. and he would love football (psg)

Okay hear me out. Ukrainian-welsh Remus Lupin. Idk he gives me the ukrainian vibe , and obviously he is welsh and i don't have much to say (mostly because i dont know a lot about those countries) about that except that he would love ukrainian culture and music. I get the eastern European vibes from him tbh!! He would speak ukrainian, welsh and english. (forgot yo add he would grow up in a small villagw in wales and be neighbors with lily)

peter is Swiss. he grew up in the Alps and had a little house like Heidi (tot didn't get inspo from there. He speaks German (swiss german) , and english. and i think he would be surely really fond of nature.

Regulus black. is sirius brother. As we know he is half french and half filipino. i think because of james he would learn greek and adore greek mythology. regulus would speak latin, tagalog, french,italian, spanish, english, german and russian

Lily Evans the icon you are. she is irish and welsh, speaks both languages and teaching them yo younger people so they wont be dead languages. She grew up along with remus in the small village in wales and thats how she picked up a bit of ukrainian.!!

Marlene McKinnon. Marlene are a Polish-German Person and thats the reason they hated history class especially 1950s history.(i hc Marlene as non binary thats why i way they/them) They speak german and polish and english and i think they would have a bonding hour with Remus over their eastern European grandmas

Mary McDonald. Mary is an icon. i dont know if i Have to say otherwise. Mary is Half Jamaican, half Egyptian. ( i never see arab hcnons on marauders) she speaks arabic, and english. she grew up in Cairo and went holidays in Jamaica. She would absolutely dress as Cleopatra every Halloween and james would say "MY MOM SAID CLEOPATRA WAS GREEK" and they would argue every yearl

Barty crouch jr, is italian - russian. He is a slavic guy ane no one can convince me otherwise. He would eat pasta every day and curse in italian whenever someone put pineapple on pizza (disgusting really). And he would absolutely love visiting Italy ( Venice) every summer.

evan rosier the man you are... evan is greek and serbian he loves servia and the balkans and his Grandma and he loves nostalgic movies. And he would also be in the eastern European bonding hour with Marlene and Remus. he would speak greek and serbian (although i do like to hc evan as hoh so we'll add greek and serbian sign language there)

Pandora rosierrr - panda is the twin sister or evan and she is also ofc greek -serbian and she loves the serbian side of the family more because panda is such a nature girly. i could see her as a fairy and ahe has that fairycore outfits. and greek side i could imagine her as a mermaid every summer in the Dodecanese islands she also speaks greek and serbian, and both sign languages for evan.

dorcasssss meadowes. dorcas is an iconnnnn she is from cameroon and would totally flex that to everyone she meetssss. She would ofc braid her hair and dance traditional cameroonish dances. she didnt grow up in cameroon so she didnt pick up the language butttt she would try to learn it.

its big so enjoyyyy