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Such a pretty human being

I want to be able to wear a dress and feel pretty. I'm tired of putting on feminine clothes and not looking feminine, and it makes me never want to leave my room in gender affirming clothing because I feel like I'll just be taken as a joke. it's so frustrating

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baby

my mind is sprung with creatures galore

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Me: *participates in Kinktober*

Friend: *wants to read my works to make sure that kinks are written correctly*

Me: *gives links*

Friend: *is silent for a few hours*

Me: Bro? you fucking dead?

Friend: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WRITE SO BEAUTIFULLY??? Normally romance novels don't do it for me but THIS! This really butters my cream.

Me: *Quietly* oh no

Friend: *goes on a rant on how well I've written my stories and how he wants to reads the rest of the kinks when I get them done.*

Me: What monster have I created???

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Eat the rich? Use their skin to impersonate their lives? managed to use said money to buy the government to enforce universal healthcare and force equality and have actual justice? Make the prison systems better where it rehabilitates prisoners instead of continuing the cycle? Use pedos and Sexual offenders in place of animal testing as that would be ten times more accurate while helping animals? Managed to fully fund reusable clean energy so we no longer have to rely on fossil fuels?

*reads second part*

my monky brain: MONY

Wanna know how the rich stay rich? Mony.

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I can understand wanting to be mean to people because I work in the customer service industry, but being mean to nice and sweet people way across the line.

Dumb as fuck people who don't look at which fucking card they're using and fucking up my machine however deserve to be yelled at.

DONT FUCKING USE YOUR DRIVER'S LICENCE ON THE DAMN GAS PUMP IT CAN NOT TAKE YOUR MONEY LOOK WITH YOUR FUCKING EYES AND REALIZE YOUR A DAMN IDIOT

Sometimes it’s okay to wake up and wanna be mean to everyone for no reason.

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Me, an artist: *goes on tiktok to post my art, post slightly nsfw content*

Tiktok: boo kys, your shit *insert cringest insult here*

Me: *goes to tumblr*

Tumblr: FUCK YEAH MORE PORN!!! I WANT THEM ALL NUDE!!! Do you take requests?

Moral of the story fuck tiktok I'm staying on this hell scape I love

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I'll pray for your down fall

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PUKI!!

It's my bday too lolol

THANKS its my birthday!

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Fuck my painting is ending up so good!!

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Am I 19 years old? Yes. Did I get this toy for being a brave boy after my piercing? Yes. Because I have adult money and I wanted a toy damn it

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I'm currently packing corn, I have packed too much corn. We must now sell all the bags of corn before I can pack corn again. Mr. Speedy is happy that I'm faster than his other workers. The adhd goblin has taken hold. Now I just wanna pack corn, but I must wait.

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Now that's fucking preposterous!

Do they even know the Sign for a Reuben Sandwich let alone the Sign Language Alphabet? Service workers barely have the brain to deal with customers.

i think if you stopped time and brought a gorilla to a new york deli and then started time again it wouldnt even be startled like it would immediately peruse the menu and order a reuben in sign language

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I'll add the background later and shading later but this is good for now. I'm fuckin tired. Before anyone says that's Kraglin, for some fucking reason i had a fight with a child on Tiktok saying that was Peter. Fucker was dumb as shit

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Pepperoni (Super derogatory)

What is or isn’t a slur can be highly contextual, y'all.

“Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma” doesn’t contain a slur, but “What are you, some kind of fag?” does.

“Queer studies”, “the queer community” and “I’m queer”? Not a slur. Some bigot calling you a “dirty queer”? Slur.

“Be gay, do crimes” and “He’s gay” ≠ slur, but “Ew, that’s so gay” = slur.

In conclusion, stop buying into this fucking “q slur” bullshit. Queer people talking about the queer community aren’t using it as a slur any more than a gay man calling himself gay is using that term as a slur.

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MY FAVORITE GAY PIRATES!!!! HAPPY PRIDE!!!! I'll finish this in the next week I promise

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Cross app from tiktok since most of tiktok is being a little bitch

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the more and more I work on this alternate scene comic, the more and more I realize I really love Kragdu. Ngl I loved them a lot but drawing this out and all makes me want what they have.

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I SAW GOTG 3

I have some issues so yall are gonna have to deal with my dumbass.

the Arrow scene, While yes, having Kraglin learn how to control the Yaka arrow, I wish Yondu did more, like walked up to Kraglin and explain that he never used his head, that Kraglin was being to logical about this that he needed to use his emotions. (might draw later)

Stakar and the ravagers, we see another glimpse of how the ravagers work, they miss each other, but will abandon each other in hot water because they don't wanna deal (THEY HAVE 99 FUCKING FACTIONS THEY CAN DEAL WITH FIGHTING FOR ANOTHER RAVAGER). I feel that's part of the normal ravagers, where as with Yondu's clan it felt like a no man left behind situation.

Adam warlock was a little bitch during most of that movie, it was damn insufferable to watch him, even more than fucking Pratt.

THE FUCKING SPACED SCENE!!! God what the hell? Even tho Starbitch lost his connection to the light doesn't fucking mean he's weak as shit! He still has enhanced durability and strength! Also doesn't he still have his mask? like in gotg2 he had it broken but in endgame or infinity war he had it which was after gotg2. WHERE THE HELL WAS IT???

Kraglin needed to be a bigger role tbh.