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me : *driving, sees road work sign*

me: "hehe, road work ahead*

my anxiety and awful sense of humor simultaneously : "i sure hope it does"

*looks at eachother in abject horror*

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if the universe was going to make me into a hellish, vampiric creature of the night with insomnia, the least she could've done was made me...like...idk one those sexy vampires from twilight

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i so wish these cute ass mugs sabrina used on tour had copies made for merch :,) i’d buy like 10. also its a crime i missed her dallas show last halloween. i wanna see her so bad. hopefully she comes around again soon 😭🙏

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happy pride lovelies 🥳🫣🫡✨🧚🏻🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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the fact that this matches their faces exactly

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when sabrina carpenter said "we like to mistake butterflies for cardiac arrest" ...you know she really said that for all the fellow anxious, overthinking taurues out there. and i feel that with my whole chest. lie to girls is one of her best.

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i honest to god love tiktok sometimes. ya know it really just gets me on a spiritual level. like i'll get a clip of dgrv3 and the whole korekiyo at the trial thing , and then right after i'll scroll down to some girl in her bedroom being like, “✨hey besties target haul✨" and i will get the same level of hype for both.

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lets say that, hypothetically, i had everything re-blogged on the screen. and that, lets say maybe, my life is literally skinny waists and high fashion, riding in the g-wagon

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fuck it. here’s an (unfinished) comic that i made as a final for an illustration course i took like a year ago or something. i thought i'd color it eventually but, what the hell. i hope tumblr didn't kill the quality.

also i was trying to post the timelapse but it wasn't posting cause i think it was 15 minutes long so that's fun. :,)

merry chysler *seasonally appropriate spooky finger waggles* oooh

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Not ashamed about what I did at Thanksgiving! They thought they could contain me, but there is a wolf inside me that Must Be Released

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college fucking blows dude

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ya know, the teen vampire romance novel section of barnes and nobel has gotta be the best place to pick up chicks, especially if that chick's kristen wiig.

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today while walking to class, i saw a kid in a banana costume

i tip my hat to thee sir.

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migraine me just feasting on a plain, unaltered slice of bread like that's a normal thing to do

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this is who i picture when i read the holy text of my immortal

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i want soooo badly to be a cunty goth, and have long black acrylics all the time!! and i feel like such an asshole to my roommate (props to her btw) cause she is mega talented at doing them. but i cannot help chewing my nails off like polly pocket toys or bumping into literally everything and having them break in like 5 mins :,)

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i heard as of late that bratz fans kinda hate the fashion pixies line?? i know that grunge/alt styles are an aquired taste, and 2000-2016 gave us some incredibly questionable fashion trends, but i think a micro-skirt over jeans is least of 2012's sins. i adore y2k and 2010s core (if you can even call it that). i want 1000 of these, she is gorgeous, i will not be accepting any further debate. 😤