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[murielsbottombitch]

literally L

it was a clean snip too 😭

I actually don't need a kiss to make it better 💪👹

using as many pain remedies as I do as often as I do is crazy cause I snipped the ever loving fuck out of my finger while cutting my hair and I didn't even feel it. I just slapped neosporin and a bandaid on that bitch and kept cutting my hair 💀

[murielsbottombitch]

using as many pain remedies as I do as often as I do is crazy cause I snipped the ever loving fuck out of my finger while cutting my hair and I didn't even feel it. I just slapped neosporin and a bandaid on that bitch and kept cutting my hair 💀

[murielsbottombitch]

I got scared by a spider and now I'm paranoid about it laying eggs in my room :(

[murielsbottombitch]

but I live in the us right now and the second most common language is spanish grah

I wanna learn like 3 languages but I have fucking dyslexia and it's infuriating enough already to read english. I guess I could just learn to speak the languages but I don't know how far that's getting me 😅

[murielsbottombitch]

speaking german is probably gonna be the most useful since I'm really tempted to move there

I wanna learn like 3 languages but I have fucking dyslexia and it's infuriating enough already to read english. I guess I could just learn to speak the languages but I don't know how far that's getting me 😅

[murielsbottombitch]

I wanna learn like 3 languages but I have fucking dyslexia and it's infuriating enough already to read english. I guess I could just learn to speak the languages but I don't know how far that's getting me 😅

[murielsbottombitch]

I can't believe I'm saying this but I think I need to draw me and muriel as poppy and branch.

[murielsbottombitch]

I can't believe I'm saying this but I think I need to draw me and muriel as poppy and branch.

[murielsbottombitch]

my reaction whenever I have confused gender feelings is just make an oc to project onto. more "man in a woman kinda way" please

[murielsbottombitch]

I forgot I did this 💀 I was out for blood LMAO

READ IT AND WEEP

turns out lucio wasn't the goat, I was

[murielsbottombitch]

the lymph nodes in my jaw/neck are swollen and it hurts so much 😭 hep

[murielsbottombitch]

people meme "no ragrets" tattoos but I'd get that shit on purpose 💀

[murielsbottombitch]

I hope dreamworks didn't get a tummy ache from eating so much with the trolls 3 soundtrack

[murielsbottombitch]

thank you! they sell t tape too so I may snag a roll while I'm at it >:3

I've heard gc2b isn't great now, does anyone know of other binders that are good quality? I can't really wear my other one because I can't breathe well with it on and it hurts too much since it's a small

[murielsbottombitch]

every time I feel good about my manhood, I want the other ones too. let me be the hairy manwoman the boomers are scared of, I'm begging

I remember being a transphobic 15 year old and telling my friend "I feel like I might be genderfluid but that's not real so idk teehee 🥰" but now I think I might have just been right the first time. 🧍‍♂️ cause like why are they/them and she/her pronouns not bad right now?? like I'm still a man but also?? oop-

[murielsbottombitch]

I remember being a transphobic 15 year old and telling my friend "I feel like I might be genderfluid but that's not real so idk teehee 🥰" but now I think I might have just been right the first time. 🧍‍♂️ cause like why are they/them and she/her pronouns not bad right now?? like I'm still a man but also?? oop-

[murielsbottombitch]

you okay, bro? you've been listening to "days of girlhood" by dylan mulvaney for three hours.