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you don't "hate kids," you hate being forced into a caretaking role.

you don't "hate kids," you hate censorship passed off as family values.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the constrictiveness of the nuclear family.

you don't "hate kids," you're just not used to occupying fully age diverse spaces so you're not used to the noise or the many different kinds of needs.

you don't "hate kids," most public spaces just aren't built for kids, and so the few kids you see are always uncomfortable and distressed.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the intense social rules assigned to kids and anyone who interacts with kids.

You don't "hate kids," you hate how society reproduces its most restrictive elements and how kids are powerless to resist it.

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me at my Job

sorry for romanticising the mundane. i have little else

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I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

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now get started

Notes game!

5 notes-I write a faint outline for one of my fics

10 notes-I write a faint outline for 2 of my fics

15 notes-I faintly outline all my fics

25 notes-I write atleast a sentence

50 notes-I write a paragraph

100 notes-I write a chapter

150 notes-I finish my oneshot

Let’s see how this goes

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“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

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free world building ideas, a town built around an absolutely massive oven, the oven is so important that people use the count down of the timer instead of clocks. it takes a full year for the baking to finish and the day it does is considered a holiday because they have to switch whatever's currently in the oven with what's next.

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I think I came up with a good metric for a well fleshed out character, what would they use a computer for? there're so many potential answers that I feel like just about any well fleshed out character could provide one

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we had international Hatsune Miku. can we have international cowboys next?

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idea. dragons aren't real, humans made them up to send orcs on a wild goose chase so they didn't have to deal with their lust for war and violence

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Puki it's well known you're a threat to global security

The fuck did I do to you guys

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) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

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wanna get y'all's thoughts on something.

in front of you are a spear, a shield and a short sword. one is named unity, one is named defiance and one is named humility. which is which and why? BTW there are no right answers it's purely a matter of opinion

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so I've been playing Theymesia recently, and thinking about how I don't hear much about trans men compared to trans women (not that I'm trying to make it a competition. just something I noticed) and I said to myself "ya know what? Corvus can be a trans man." and now I can't unsee it. it just feels right. does anyone else see it? can the trans people website give their input?

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D&D boss fight idea. the boss is a chronomancer on an ancient demonic battlefield and they use their powers to steal attacks and soldiers from the fight that took place hundreds of years ago

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Imagine if you were playing in a sporting event and you saw that someone was holding a sign that said "I drew fanart" and it was a picture of one of your teammates but he's an anime girl