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LITERALLY

why is bob treated like a kid in every thunderbolts fic? like the man was a meth addict, he’s not 10

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(don't know how legible my writing is rn so when i'm referring to the reader i highlighted it as red)

I need someone to write a TopGun Mav fanfic about a reader (can be gn but probably easier being fem :p) being a dallas cowboys cheerleader and them walking into the hard deck and someone noticing them (whoever you headcannon as a Dallas Cowboy fan) and recognising them and then they're like one of the dagger's significant others.

or

reader is one of the dagger squad's significant other and meets everyone for the first time at the hard deck one night and then they invite the squad to a game and everyone but their partner is confused as to how they were able to invite them all and with like good seats and then they see the reader preforming the 'Thunderstruck' AC/DC choreo and then the squad like freaks and shit

idk i saw this tiktok and had that thought like immediately.

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I just wanna say that one of the reasons I think Bob has the Void isn't only because he canonically has Bipolar (stated in the comics) (he could also have something similar to D.I.D (with Sentry and Void)). Since he has the power of 'a thousand exploding suns' and when a sun explodes there's a chance for a black hole to emerge in its place, so with bob having the void is basically his black hole because it voids/or sucks everything into the shame rooms like a black hole sucks everything in. (I know Bob has Bipolar btw!! Recently I was doing research on his character and saw others comment on the possibility of him having D.I.D!)

(I edited it so it made some more sense cause I do know he canonically has Bipolar btw :))

I love him. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk.

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Personal Bob Reynolds rant lmao

I will be very honest, I'm starting to dislike some of the bob reynolds fics. Which sucks a whole lot because he's quickly become a comfort character and a character I feel I can really relate to.

But just because he struggles with mental health, doesn't make him a 'small cute wittle cinnamon roll'.

Just a grown man with a lot of trauma and mental disorders.

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Hybrid Task Force 141 x gn! Raccoon! Reader

A/N - Hybrid Task Force 141 inspired by @bluegiragi ‘s au (I did receive a request from @supdockto to make the reader have siblings but it didn’t really fit in with what I had in mind so I hope you don’t mind!) (not proofread cause I needed to get this posted) [✮] - stands for ‘your name’ instead of (y/n)

You still don’t really understand how you found yourself sitting here, restrained and honestly a little scared. Four big, buff, military men standing around you, all looking down on you with blank and menacing faces. An odd group of different hybrids, what looks like a dragon, a harpy, a werewolf, and even what looks like some type of wraith hybrid. The dragon, who seems to hold more authority over the rest of them, steps forward, a cigar hanging from his lips, smoke billowing out from past his lips. “Want to explain what you were doing sneaking around with those files?” His gruff voice breaking through the tense silence as his hat casts a shadow over his eyes.

“Uh- I mean not really” You huffed out, “but I’m guessing that I’m not going to be getting out of here so I can get the other half of the money I’m owed for said files, soo..” Your shoulders raised in a shrug, doing your best to act nonchalant about the whole situation. The feeling of burning gazes scorching into your skin as you wriggled uncomfortably in your restraints. The bearded man nods to the masked one as he starts walking over, tall and imposing, causing fear to run through you. 

Standing to the side of the chair, a large hand speeds past your head grabbing a fist full of hair and forcing your neck backwards. “Who are you working with?” The masked man asks, his voice dark and menacing. Black smoke emerging out from under his mask and gloves, the air turning cold as the sight. A string of chittering and growls surface from your throat, the feeling of tears pricking the corner of your eyes as they squeeze together. “I d-don’t work with anyone! I-I’m being paid to get the f-files!” Your voice stammered, the burn of your hair being pulled suddenly stopping as your head is slightly pushed forward as your hair is released.

Another low growl escapes your throat as you look up at them through your brows, lips slightly curled, sharp teeth being exposed as you do so. “Well who paid you to get them hm?” One of the men voiced. “I don’t fuckin’ know, they give me half the money before the job and the other half when I give them what they needed. I don’t ask questions, I just need the money.” Your voice grumbled out, frustration and annoyance evident in your tone as you speak to them.

The men continued to simply stare at you as you stayed seated, arms and legs bound ensuring there wasn’t any possibility to escape. After a few moments of silence, the air was heavy with tension when the man with the fishermans hat spoke, “Well, if you don’t give us any names, guess you’re not worth our time.” With that he and other men turned on their heels and began their walk out of the dingy room. At the realization they were leaving you alone, in the musty room still bound and imobile, you yell out, “HEY! You can’t just leave me in here!” but almost as soon as your words rang out, so did the slamming of the door. Left alone, ears ringing slightly, and the prospect that you won’t be escaping any time soon finally started weighing down on you.

*Timeskip* (sorry I just really wanna actually post this for y’all lmao)

Eventually the men came back down to the room where you were being held, noisily walking into the room, confirming your suspicions about the subtle noises that were happening outside the door. The sound of a chair dragging sounded throughout the room, scraping across the floor as the man with the fisherman hat stopped it in front of you, taking a seat, clearly showing off the file in his hands, something you guessed held as much information that whoever he works for could find.

After a staring contest between you and the man, neither of you directing your eyes away from the other, he finally spoke up, his voice loud and intimidating. “Well, we got your file here, so you may as well start speaking, we’ve already got what we need.” You knew what he was doing. You already knew he was lying, for the simple fact that you ran out of the childcare system when you were young, they didn’t have anything on you except your past up until you were about 7 or 8.

Sitting there you contemplated whether you should play along or try shattering their resolve a little bit, choosing the latter of the two, you allowed a smirk to adorn your face. “Unfortunately *sir* I know you’re bullshitting me. I know you don’t have anything, I’ve kept myself off the radar of any government since I was a little kit. All you’d have is everything up till I was 7 or 8. Nothing more nothing less.” A clear smugness was evident in your voice as you spoke mockingly to the man seated across from you, watching as his face tightens.

The masked man stepped forward, his eyes squinted, implying his anger. “You understand we can kill you right?” his voice growled out, his hands tightening into fists. The silence throughout the room was deafening, the tall group of men staring down at you, their gaze unwavering. A deep sigh escaped from your chest as you rolled your eyes at the men, “I already risk my life by stealing the shit I get paid for, you threatening to kill me isn’t all that scary.” You tell them honestly, though you honestly thought they’d realize that by now seeing as you were sitting being interrogated by them. 

After another bout of silence the door opened, a blond woman stepped in, an air of authority surrounding her as her face held no emotion. “Boys” She spoke, the men created space for her to stand in front of me. She held a file in her hands as she took a seat in front of me, “Look [✮], you have skills, you’re extremely good at what you do, so I’d like to offer you a proposition.” Her voice was steady, calm, and clear, she kept eye contact with you as she spread out the file in front of you. “You work for us, you’ll be paid, and you will have our protection. You will need to have further training and you will be kept under mine, and captain Price’s supervision. You can have a decent amount of free range around the base but you will need to report to any of the four men, Captain Price, Lieutenant Ghost, Sergeant Soap, or Sergeant Gaz.” Her voice trailed off as you took in the information, you’d have a free place to sleep with an actual bed, you’ll have free food, a shower anytime you could want. The only downside would be living with a bunch of army men but you could get over that fairly easily.

“So, what do you say, [✮]?” The question brought you back to the present, your eyes flicking up to the men stood behind the women, examining their faces, as you pretended to contemplate the offer. 

A small sigh came from your lips before you remade eye contact with the woman in front of you. The corners of your lips quirked upwards as you stared momentarily before finally answering. “Sure.”.

A/N - RAHHHHHHHH I FINALLY FINISHED IT! I'll probably make a part two cause I love raccoon reader! I'm so sorry this took so fuckin long btw, hope you enjoyed :3

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I was finally able to finish arcane.

that was such a bullshit ending.

omg.

AND THERES NOT GOING TO BE A SEASON 3⁉️

also the writers are such liars saying that jayvik isn't cannon.. cause like.. come on

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okay people

so finally working on raccoon!reader, i apologise for this taking so goddamn long

I was wondering if you all wanted the point of view to be second or third (or first if you really want). I ask cause I started writing like the actual fic and started it in the second person, but it's just a lot of the word 'you' which makes sense, but I'm worried it'll make the writing annoying and too repetitive.

If you want it in third person, what place holder should I use for their name, I don't rlly like Y/N but if it's easiest then oh well, but I could do like [Reader] or even using something like [☆] to make it more interesting?

idk but it's sorta up to y'all so :p

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i also gave myself Jinx nails so, wanna have her see my nails wrapped around her strap⁉️😼

bro i want jinx to top/dom me, where are the fics for me to envision it?

(i have aphantasia so I can't envision anything. i still want it though.)

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bro i want jinx to top/dom me, where are the fics for me to envision it?

(i have aphantasia so I can't envision anything. i still want it though.)

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so sad that there's like no bottom/sub! male/masc/amab reader x arcane on tumblr

like dicks out to the dom readers out here loving this shit

but like, it's normally always like ppl 'complaining' about there never being any dom male readers x characters and now it's swapped like i'm looking for some good shit and can't find that shit anywhere 😔

where's the dicks out for the sub/bottom male/masc/amab readers⁉️

given I'm not even a amab or a man or identify as a man but you know 🫡

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Sorry for the sudden question, but do you accept requests? I wanted to see what you planned with your Raccon!Reader idea

Hi <3

I do! I've just been slumped with school work atm and looking for jobs has been beating my ass as well.

I've got a plan for a full oneshot for Raccoon!Reader! Though if you have any ideas that you'd like to see in the oneshot or any other posts I may make in the future regarding Raccoon!Reader please let me know!!🫶

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I feel like John 'Soap' Mactavish puts way too fuckin much salt on his food. Like drowns that shit.

idk why.

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FUCKING VAL KILMER DIED?!

YOU MEAN ICE MAN

YOU MEAN TOM KAZANSKY?!

BRO HE WAS ONLY 65?!

WTF

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You're making me invest on Raccon!Reader!x 141, and if they diacover the reason Reader do this and the plans Reader's employees had for both the military docs and Reader's fate?

Ahhh thank you so much!! This means so much to me, raccoons are one of my absolute favourite animals and i've had this thought for a while, i've started making a longer fic rather than just a drabble but i'm quite stumped with work and school atm!

I'd be happy to tag you if you'd like for when I end up finishing and posting the fic!!

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BOB. ROBERT. BOB FLOYD. ROBERT FLOYD. ROBERT 'BOB' FLOYD.

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Call of Duty - 

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley

John ‘Soap’ MacTavish

Kyle ‘Gaz’ Garrick

John Price

Top Gun: Maverick

Bradley 'Rooster' Bradshaw

Jake 'Hangman' Seresin

Robert 'Bob' Floyd

Natasha 'Phoenix' Trace

Javy 'Coyote' Machado

Mickey 'Fanboy' Garcia

Reuben "Payback" Fitch

Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell

Criminal Minds

Aaron Hotchner

Spencer Reid

Emily Prentiss

Jennifer Jareau

Penelope Garcia

Derek Morgan(?)

David Rossi(?)

Arcane

Vi

Jinx

Caitlyn

Sevika

Jayce

Viktor

Ekko

Mel(?)

Ambessa(?)