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Remember if you’re out at a store and someone says “This is a robbery” you can say “no it’s not” and then the robber will leave because theyre a robber and this is no longer a robbery .

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asexual sex workers are braver than any US marine

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See? WHerE else would I find content like this?!?!? I LOVE it. My beloved Tumblr ecosystem with its myriad of insane yet compelling questions, discussions and possibilities. Truly the coral reef of the internet. Or more like the petri dish forgotten in a dumpster. Or the underside of a log in a thick millennia old rainforest. Uncomparable. Regardless. I am here for it.

(and now my work colleagues will have to suffer this spawning chips hypothetical, because girl I am not letting this convo go).

still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

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what if a rat said cheesus christ

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Gee-wee! Our boss can now cause hurricaynes all ova' da world! Wadda geenius our boss is

the gooners

they’re everywhere

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had to be there i guess

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I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

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Uh i sure hope there's not

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I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

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Alternating POVs wherein the missing- lost, captured, trapped- character is absolutely, desolately positive no one's coming to find or rescue them and hopelessly resigned to the fact; meanwhile the other characters are frantically searching for them with increasing desperation and unwavering determination, gone nearly mad with worry and hellbent on finding them.

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i love when villains team up with heroes against a bigger threat ESPECIALLY when it isnt even remotely a moral/change of heart thing its just like. well all i want to do is steal things and kill people but this asshole wants to flatten the entire planet and, like, i live on the planet and don't want to be flattened. so. no shit i'm gonna help stop him. i'm still going back to crime after this btw.

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Despite the misleading way the heading is phrased, as a scientist I can confirm this is still is 100% accurate behaviour.

Scientists the subsection of humans with the primary core directive made entirely of "I will fuck around because I need to find out".

Our brains are a bath-bomb made of curiosity, perseverance and hyperfixation ready to be thrown at a question. You can literally see them sizzle into action once we are tossed to a topic and latch on it.

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edit: for those who asked - the colour and scent of the bath-bomb depends on your areas of focus and interest for investigation.

Mine is coastal water and electrophoresis gel, with a hint of lemon for the zest.