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My peanuts fell on the stepladder nooo

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Just remember chat. every time you swear with a bit too much passion, a fire starts in a random place in France

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Y'know, when I was watching Despicable Me 4 for the first time, I thought I could make an epic plot prediction.

Cuz Valentina (Maxim's gf) seemed to be so exasperated with him through most of the movie, especially when he was being a little brat.

So I thought she was gonna eventually kick him off the throne and take it herself, carrying out her own plans with absolute ruthlessness. When everyone else (including Maxim) sees how evil she can be, theyre all terrified.

It seemed so like her. I thought it was gonna happen.

I was so disappointed

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I just saw Marilyn Monroe at Movie World. These necromancers are getting out of hand

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Death isn't the opposite of life. Entropy is. Death is merely the result of entropy's victory over a living body

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Why does no one use "bruno" as a slang term for a touchy subject? It's literally perfect

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So, anyway, I was thinking of becoming a terrorist

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And C. they don't form overwhelming swarms that gather around to attack you. Thank God

Throwback to that time I discovered that "silverfish exist irl?? I THOUGHT THEY ONLY EXIST IN MINECRAFT!! *pterodactyl screech*"

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Throwback to that time I discovered that "silverfish exist irl?? I THOUGHT THEY ONLY EXIST IN MINECRAFT!! *pterodactyl screech*"

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Very disappointed cuz I watched Catch Me If You Can and I looked up Leonardo Dicaprio thinking he was still hot like 22 years later but no he's an old man. Genuinely unsatisfied with this 2/10

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so... what happened to the Old Zealand?

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Thank God I'm not American. I'd absolutely fail the Pacer test

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I just learned a new word!

Speleothem.

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...And as we go into this new year, I would just like to remind everyone that violence is always a solution

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Life Hack: if your friends walk way too fast and ur falling behind, just hum Linkin Park - What I've Done under your breath. You'll soon overtake them

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I'm like a real-life tamagotchi

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I thought this piece of cake was caramel slice, but it was actually honey slice and I'm very disappointed