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A babysitter's guide to the bats: by Jason Todd

If, for any reason, I am not in Gotham, here's what you will need to know to keep the local bat population from killing themselves off.

Tim has to be fed and watered daily.

Do not leave Cass alone for more than 36 hours, you might find half the world's governments systematically dispatched if you do.

Damian needs to be hugged at least once every two days. He will not ask for these hugs, but Robin starts getting real close to murder if he doesn't get affection, and a murdery Robin is something Bruce and Tim cannot deal with right now.

Bruce can hypothetically take care of himself, but won't unless it's easy. Make sure the cave is stocked up on energy bars and protein shakes. He likes dark chocolate best.

Do not let Dick forget to sleep. He gets acrobat-y when tired, and if he breaks one more chandelier Alfred might actually quit.

Cass forgets to eat real food sometimes. She can no longer survive off tree bark, but will try anyway. Leave some blackberries outside her room or on the bench below the maple tree in the back and she will eat those instead.

Make sure Steph spends time with Alfred. They both get lonely without their bi-weekly tea and gossip hour.

DO NOT LET DUKE RUN MISSIONS. HE FORGETS THAT THE REST OF THE TEAM IS MORTAL.

Keep an eye on Babs, she has the means to dismantle every intelligence agency in the U.S. and is very close to finding a motive.

Sometimes Bruce and Tim forget that they run a company. Makes sure they read their emails every once in a while, the board is ruthless and can smell weakness.

Tim is allergic to walnuts. He doesn't remember this. There is an EpiPen in the hall closet.

The no-metas-in-Gotham rule does not extend to Diana Prince. Don't let anyone convince you otherwise. You couldn't actually get rid of her if you tried. There is no Wonder Woman contingency plan. Don't look for it.

Titus has to be fed while Damian is at school.

Always make sure Red Robin has his third backup rebreather. He's recently decided he has a deathwish.

Batcow is NOT allowed in the manor. If Damian tries to convince you she is, he is lying.

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Coffee?

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A wonderful day with Timmy! I also want to express how thankful I am to my Patreons for making this comic possible! This comic wouldn’t be here without them. Thank you dear Patrons! 💛)

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happy valentine day

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happy new year 

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Happy New Year

Tim broke his arm during a mission (because he didn’t sleep for 96 hours, trying to solve cases and work so he could be free on new year). Jason (who fractured his ribs too) accompanies him at new year’s eve while watching Batman slips on the ice during a live report when trying to catch Joker.

The thing Jason wears is Milk Hat from IKEA’s Relationship Saving Station, to avoid arguing with Tim

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Happy New Year Everyone! Be safe with fireworks, eat lots, squeak loudly and always be awesome!

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hope you all have a warm&fuzzy new year~! 

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Happy Halloween 2016 ^^

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Hi, Clair. I’d like to come in and talk with you. Would that be all right?

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Tim too smal

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sakilya requested Stephanie Brown. Did this one first because it’s simple and I’ve been meaning to draw Steph for a while. Wasn’t sure if you meant masked or not so it’s half-half :p. Hope you like it!

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Adapted from this meme.

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Dick in his sexy uniform

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Bat family pyramid from poll I asked for fun

(not my personal opinion)

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One more NEW Go!Robins! sticker sheet because you can never have enough Robins (especially if you’re Batman) ✨ and stickers!

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I realized that Dick’s birthday was two days ago WHOOPS HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO THE BOY WONDER LMAO