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I like my men like I like my doors

Slightly unhinged

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A imagine just appeared in my head and it's not funny but I can't stop laughing so if anyone with actual skills wants to draw it pls pls pls do

Okay so imagine, if you will, at some point someone explains Twitter to Steve Rogers.

And he makes an account and it gets immediately verified because yk he's Captain America

So at some point some kid comments on his post "You might be verified on Twitter but are you verified in the eyes of god" and Steve immediately understands it's a joke because Pete has been teaching him vines

So he replies with a picture of him grinning in the camera while holding Thor's hammer like the smug bastard he is.

This picture proceeds to utterly break tumblr (and all other social meadia) because what dear old Steve forgot when taking the picture was, that his current outfit consisted of gray sweat pants and a crop top that reads "but daddy I love him" in pink glitter font

In the background you can see Bucky with a shit eating grin, because he did infact not forgot what Steve was wearing and he knows what's about to happen.

It's a PR nightmare for weeks and Steve got his Twitter Account taken away by the Avengers PR Team

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Outside: *Thunder *

Me: Omg Zeus calm the fuck down would you!

Outside: *even louder thunder now with lightning, rain intensivies *

Me: For fucks sake -_-

My mother who I didn't notice standing in the door way: o_o -_- o_o *sighs * ... good night

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Non of yall were gon tell me that Jonny is in the Silt verses??? I got jump scared! O.o

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I take absolutly no responsibility for the person I'm going to become when the wisdom saga comes out

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That‘s such an awesome idea I had to do something with it

in the silt verses i think that prayer marks to the saint electric should resemble transmission pylons as viewed from below

the more complex the sigil, the more powerful a conduit for her current it is

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A sincer thank you to everyone that recomended the Silt verses to me this shit is great! Love the consept of religion but make it late stage capitalism

Also brother Faulkner kinda reminds me of that one clip of Andrew Garfield in Angels in America "I'm a prophet! PROPHET! I PROPHESIZE! I sight! I see!" but no one takes the poor kid seriously

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I need help, I'm looking for a new horror fiction podcast.

So far I have listened to the Magnus Archives, Camp here and there and I listen to welcome to Nightvale, Malevolent and the Magnus Protocol whenever new episodes are releasted but I need something new to brige the gap between episodes.

Any suggestions?

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Sploiler for tmagp 26

The archivist???? Jon, love, what have they done to you???

Also I love Helen so much istg ;^;

Jonny please please bring Micheal back tooooo!

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I'm finally catching up with the tmagp episodes that I was too busy to listen to these past weeks. And all it showed me is that I desperatly need a cork board, a printer, some red string and a Bourbon because holy hell what is going on ? 0.0

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Such a simp gotta love him

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