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Wasn't gonna drink tonight but re listening to dndads season 2 EP 36/7 and beth may the woman you are 😭😭😭

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Marauders as wyll warriors

James: what subjects are you doing

Regulus: Music, history, chemistry, French and all the mandatory ones

James: @myai what does mandatory mean

My Ai: It means something that is required or compulsory

James: gotcha

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I'm reading these violent delights and I keep thinking what will happen when they get to America. Your a history nerd use your head.

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Lincoln: I'm so hungry I could eat Yeet Bigly

Grant:

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Oh no don't mind me ever so humbly asking and wilds fans if they know of a good ao3 fic that gives me the rest of the seasons we were robbed of

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Ao3 bring down the ONE day I don't have my Kindle is actually going to kill me

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Nothing beats the tension between a teenage cashier reading a black mass over highway ninty and the pop rocks she never realized were across from the till.

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Lads and ladies I fear I need yellowjacket pickup lines stat

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Van: then who are you

Not!Tai: wouldn't you like to know weather boy

Idk how we are calling "Not!Tai" so I'm just taking the liberty to rob how tma does it

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Dear person from the ball who recommended me throne of glass (you know who you are) I would've waited to ask you next year but we got banned from the ball (you can probably guess why) so I'm using the only platform that won't show people ik irl.

I forgot which order you told me to read it in and everyone has a different idea so if the internet has ever been helpful please find me

Sincerely

Rando you spoke about books with at the ball.

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Lily Evans (random girl I met with red hair a green head band and a "Remus" jumper) said I looked magical. My ego will never be the same

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Rewatching yellow jackets but saying man flu whenever coach Ben gives out about his leg. Feminism or some excuse ig

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Welcome to tonight's game of is this a Natalie or Marlene edit!

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I can't wait to see gilderat showing up as a background relationship in future popular fics

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Regulus: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the french word for "baguette" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

James: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Regulus, already taking off their clothes: God, James, you’re so fucking stupid.

(Incorrect quotes)

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before you write: THINK!

is it Tender?

is it Homoerotic?

is it Implicitly homosexual?

is it Noticeably repressed?

is it Kind of gay?

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SIX OF CROWS JUMP SCARE solmussa ik I was beefing with you like yesterday but get it ig