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Summer of Hope 2025: The richest women~

(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕) Nothing to see here~ Just Makoto with 3 of the richest women on the entire planet. Wenona, Tenma, and Kumiko are all multi-billionaires with enough power individually to influence global or country-wide politics. Although they may have.....(人◕ω◕) Well, let's say a very hostile competitive mindset towards each other. It's the summer, and such things are best left to interns and stock market calls. For now it's about showing off lavishly expensive swimsuits/bikinis and spending time with the egg and their family. (人◕ω◕) And of course, the occasional ego flare-up. (人◕ω◕) ..........At least Makoto doesn't have to worry about money........

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Happy Father's Day, Jaune👔 🍼

Jaune: Ugghhh....

*having a vivid dream of him being violated by team RWBY*

No wait stop...

Yang: Hear that. Jaune is asking all of us to stop, should we?

Blake: *giggle* he would be more convincing if his "thing" is not being erect right now.

Weiss: (Oh shit what do I get myself into? I can't fit his whole "thing" inside of me. He's huge!) T-there's no way we're going to stop right Ruby?...

Eh, Ruby?

Ruby: *glug, slurp, lap, pop* 💦 What? Dig in girls. It's big and juicy. 😁

Jaune: Ahhh!!!

*wakes up*

Oh it was all just a dream...

I mean there's no way that team RWBY would do anything like that to me. They don't even like me like that...

Sometimes later

RWBY: Oh Jaune~ Guess what he havex4?

Jaune: What is it girls?

RWBY: *Hands Jaune a positive pregnancy test*

Jaune: *faint like the little bitch he is*

Afterwards

Yang: Why do we all decide to babytrap Jaune. You might ask?

I needed a backup plan in case my huntsman career isn't going to take off.

I know it's wrong nowadays to say a woman wanting to have a man as a provider, but with the economy the way it is. It's good to have options. And if needed I can just dump my brat with Jaune and leave them.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha..... Oh holy brothers. I have become my mother.

Blake: Why I want to have Jaune's litter?

At first I said. Hell no. I won't support the heteronormative agenda.

But then he gave me some good neck scritches. And I started having the baby fever.

Can't fight natural urges, I guess.

Weiss: M-Me. W-wanting to have J-Jaune's baby!?

(And what's wrong with having a baby with the man I love?)

The nerves, the audacity not to mention scandalous!

(You could not be more right. If only I can shout at the rooftop.)

Read my lips! I hate Jaune!!!

(I love Jaune 🩵)

Ruby: Why do I want to have Jaune's baby? 🐥

What a silly question. I'm the main protagonist. And he is my love interest. He is solely created to be my breeding stud. 🐴 🍆

And Because I love him and It's the only way I can do to make him stay with me. 💕

Secret Arkos.

Pyrrha: Team RWBY did What!?

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Day 3 [Camping]

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Day 5 [Swim]

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If He Breaths

Star Wars AU

Ruby: *Ignites lightsaber* Jaune is a king!

Yang: If he breaths *Ignites lightsaber* he's a simp!

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Civilized

Star Wars AU

Jaune: It might just be my motion sickness talking, but I've never liked flying.

Jaune: Back on my home world, we mostly got around on creatures called Jackalopes.

Jaune: I had one that I raised from a pup, her name was Juniper. I had a bond with her that you really just can't have with a machine.

Jaune: Piloting a starship is just so lifeless in comparison. Having a mount that you have a proper connection with just feels so much more...

Jaune: Civilized.

Obi-Wan: ...

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The stars that are destined to collide and become one Ichiruki week Day 6 : Star-crossed lovers of old

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ask,

yandere au, lancaster

hey jaune, how long did it take ruby to jump you after pyrrha died (basically do what summer did with tai)?

Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-!!

"Oooh, Gawdss~!!" Ruby moaned as she impaled herself upon Jaune's stiff and throbbing length. "Aaahhn, t-three months!! Uuuhhnnn, Jaune~!!"

"R-Really Ruby--Nnngh!!" Jaune spoke, grunting loudly as he felt her buttocks bounced against his testes.

"To make you happy, silly--Haaahhh!!"

Jaune groaned as he was in the tent, bottomless as the silver-eyed girl bounced up and down upon him. Her skirt hiked up, her hands gripped his chest, tugging at his hoodie. The swordsman gasped as Ruby rode him, her slit gripping his manhood. His ocean irises gazed into her lust-filled silver orbs.

Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-!!

"Q-Qrow warned me about this," Jaune said through gritted teeth, feeling Ruby wrap her arms around his neck. "F-Fuck, you're tight!"

"Tight for you, Jaune--Ooohh~!!" The scythe-wielder arches her back, slamming herself down onto his cock as it spurts out ropes of cum inside of her womanhood. "Aaaahhh, that's it! F-Flood my special place~!!"

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Pollinated Arguments

Sequel to this post

Jaune: You're all sure about this?

Ruby: Yep!

Weiss: We've locked you in a room with all of us in the nude. I'm not sure how you could believe we weren't.

Blake: Not to mention the tattoos.

Yang: Which weren't cheap you know.

Jaune: Well okay... So, what do we do now?

Weiss: First, you are going to join us in our nudity.

Yang: We'll put on a show for you.

Blake: Then we're going to have some fun together.

Ruby: As a team!

Jaune: Okay, I guess I'll start stripping then. *Takes off hoodie*

Yang: Make sure to give us a little show Lady Killer.

Jaune: Umm okay. *Unbuckles belt* Just so you all know, I'm not the biggest guy out there.

Blake: How you use it is more important anyways.

Jaune: Alright. *Drops pants*

RWBY: ...

Jaune: What?

Ruby: That's supposed to go in me!?

Weiss: It's thicker than my arm.

Blake: Not bad.

Yang: Holy shit, Jaune. You could kill someone with that thing!

Jaune: Ummm, okay? Does that mean you're backing out or...

Ruby: No! I just...

Weiss: ...Didn't expect you to be so...

Yang: Fucking huge! I think you're bigger than all my toys. And all of Blake's toys too.

Ruby: What do toys have to do with this?

Weiss: That's a discussion for later. For now I believe we need to strategize on how we're going to handle... that.

Yang: I think we're going to need a lot of lube and foreplay.

Weiss: You think?

Yang: Well, I'm not exactly an expert on this kind of stuff.

Ruby: Really?

Weiss: I don't believe you.

Yang: Hey, just because I like to party doesn't mean-

Jaune: *Moans*

RWY: ...

Blake: *Blowing Jaune*

Ruby: Hey! I was supposed to go first! I called dibs!

Yang: Wow Blake.

Blake: What? You all hesitated. So I get the first taste.

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The best mood booster 😍⬆️ [Spicy version 👀]

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Summer of Hope 2025: Like mother like daughter~

(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕) Looks like Mizuki-chan has inherited some of Mukuro's freakish strength. Although her first time fishing wasn't supposed to go THIS smoothly.....Maybe her dad's luck has been passed somehow to her? (人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)

(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕) Ah well. At least Mukuro helps keep them all in line from time to time~ Or well Mizuki keeps Ryoru in line and Makoto has to ensure balance exists~

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Jaune: *holding a .45 Revolver* Look at me! I've got the Big Iron!

Ruby: *Pulling out a .50 BFR* Then i must have the Bigger Iron!

Nora: *Walks in with Ironwood's Cannon* Biggest Iron.

Penny: ... Would you all meet me at the Docks tomorrow?

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Penny: And that's why I require an Anti-Leviathan Coastline Defender, such as the one in Argus.

Winter: That's Absurd-

Ironwood: Absolutely Reasonable! These Valeans must understand the Strength of Atlas.

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9 Days of Lancaster Day 3:

Just Good Friends

Yang:RUBY!!! *waving shampoo bottle* Where are you and why is my shampoo bottle lighter!? *opens door* How many times do I have to-

The culprit of the hair care crime stood in the middle of the room, her red hair freshly brushed and shining brilliantly as its texture became wavy. It wasn’t the only wavy thing on her. Ruby had ditched her normal clothes for a frilly pale pink skirt that stopped right above her knee. Her top was a was a matching white and pink long sleeve crop top.

Yang barely recognized her younger sister. She was wearing white flats with pink roses on the buckles! Ruby slowly picked up a strawberry hair clip that kept her bangs at bay. Whatever anger Yang had was taken over by cuteness aggression.

Yang:Well hello, Ms. Stawberry Shortcake.

Ruby:Shut up.

Yang:Absolutely not. Look at you! You’re so cuuuute! You lose a bet with Weiss.

Ruby:If I did, the consequences would be leader rights. I’m just spending the day with Jaune. Mall, movie, park.

Yang:Oh shit! You’re finally going on a date together! Congratulations! Don’t inhale your food.

Ruby:N-No. We’re just hanging out. As friends do.

Yang:Then…why are you all dolled up?

Ruby:So I can’t look cute cause I feel like it!? It’s a day off and the weather is nice!

Yang:…*squints*

Ruby:What!?

Yang:This is a lot of effort for you. He didn’t ask you out on a date?

Ruby:No. He wanted to hangout and I was more than happy to.

Weiss:*walks in* Did you murder your sister yet for- Polly Pocket!? What are you doing here!?

Ruby:…

Yang:She wanted to look cute today when she hung out with Jaune.

Ruby:Not what I said.

Yang:It kinda is.

Weiss:You want one of my handbags so you carry your things in?

Ruby:As long as it doesn’t have your family crest on it.

Weiss:Not everything I own is made by my company!

Ruby:You own Yang’s favorite shampoo.

Yang:No she d- oh hey. Look at that. It’s right next to the instructions.

Weiss hands Ruby a red handbag, complete with the standard utilities. Mirror, wallet, toiletries, etc.

Ruby:Thanks. I’m shocked it’s not in white.

Weiss:Red is literally my accent color. Anyways, why is Jaune getting the best I’ve ever seen you?

Ruby:I’m gonna stop coming out of my shell if all I get is an interrogation. I just wanted to look pretty.

Blake:*walks in*….

RWY:….

Blake:BRATZ

Ruby:You know what? At least you didn’t say Barbie.

Yang:She’s hanging out with Jaune all day.

Blake:That’s nice.

Ruby:Thank you.

Blake:Good luck. Rooting for ya.

Ruby:It’s not a date! Ugh! That’s it! I’m changing!

WBY:Nooo! You look cute!

knock knock knock

Jaune:Hello? It’s me, Jaune.

Yang:Coming~ try not to let your jaw hit the floor!

Ruby:I’m about to knock some jaws in a minute.

Yang opened the door excitedly to see Jaune’s reaction. She wasn’t expecting for the young man to be standing there in a short sleeved light blue polo. Tattered jeans were replaced with fresh black jeans. His messy hair seemed far calmer than normal and his converse were replaced with tennis shoes that matched a silver watch on his left wrist.

The three friends were speechless while he was busy looking at Ruby, who was looking at him.

Jaune:Wow. You look like spring.

Ruby:It is spring. *smiles* You clean up nicely yourself.

Jaune:Thanks. Ready to go?

Ruby:Yep! Don’t wait up you three!

She doesn’t hesitate to super speed her way over to Jaune, closing the door behind her as she left.

Weiss:Did we miss a payday!? Why are they dressed to impress!?

Yang:I don’t know! She seemed pretty serious about it not being a date.

Blake:Well, they are both leaders and spend a lot of time coordinating with each other. Maybe they’re testing the waters? Exercising their comfort level in a way that would be difficult otherwise.

Yang:Ruby could dress up around us all the time!

Blake:Yeah, but…when’s the last time she’s had a boy around she felt comfortable with? Better yet, I bet Jaune isn’t used to not feeling awkward around a girl.

Weiss:He’s been bold around me.

Yang:That’s over performing. You make him feel like a loser.

Weiss:No I don’t!

YB:….

Weiss:Do I!? That wasn’t my intention!

Blake:Pyrrha is teaching him and known for being amazing. Meanwhile Nora is…Nora. It’s kinda hard not to be intimidated. I think it’s safe to say Ruby might be the only person constantly around that is as every bit as a nerd as he is.

Yang:Now that you mention it, they really do go hand in hand. Man, now I feel bad for teasing. I can act like myself around just about anyone!

Weiss:We get it. You’re a pretty extrovert brimming with confidence.

Yang:Since when are you lacking social confidence?

Weiss:Never. I just hate people. They’re tiring and small talk is dull.

Blake:Agreed. Honestly, I appreciate Ruby’s personality. She’s forward, yet earnest and not too pushy. It’s cozy. Now she founds someone to be cozy with emotionally. Hehe, I’m a little jealous. *smiles*

Yang:Hmm, the more you know. To me she’s always been, well, Ruby. A cute little ball of dorkiness. Sure it didn’t gel with everyone but it never seemed to bug her either. At least she never told me. Though I guess if I looked at it another way, I’d be over the moon to have someone I could yap about motorcycles with that isn’t my dad. *grins* Good for her.

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Down in the courtyard, the two walk side by side as they head towards the gate. Ruby spares a quiet glance at Jaune before looking down at his swaying right hand. She makes a halfhearted attempt to get closer, just barely grazing his knuckles before retreating. The attempt wasn’t for nothing. A couple seconds later, Jaune’s hand pressed against hers in response. Ruby’s fingers curl up briefly before relaxing again. She presses back with equal force, finally taking the leap to slid her hand over to the other side and properly hold it. Jaune’s fingers close around her palm and sends a warm fuzzy feeling to her stomach.

Jaune:Is…this okay.

Ruby:Uh huh. Feels natural. I like it. Sorry if it’s a little clammy hehe.

Jaune:It feels just fine. *smiles* I can hold it all day.

Ruby:Cool.

She finally closes her fingers just like he did, letting their hands sway with their stride.

Ruby:So can I.

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Day 1: Don't look back: Orpheus & Eurydice

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Jaune: You know, sometimes I really question why people are ever interested in me sexually and romantically. I’m not hot. I’m not a catch or anything. Every time I enter into a relationship with someone, I think it’s a miracle they gave me a chance in the first place, have no idea why they are still with me, and am terrified that one day they’ll realize the horrible mistake they’ve made and I’ll be alone, never to find love again.

Weiss: …

Ruby: …

Weiss: …seriously?????

Jaune: What?

Weiss: *Is sitting on the bed in front of him, buck ass naked*

Ruby: *Is also sitting on the bed buck ass naked*

Jaune: …?

Weiss: I’m going to kill him.

Ruby: Noooo, don’t interrupt him, this is kinda hot.

Weiss: Ruby.

Ruby: *Pulls up the blanket and crawls under*

Weiss: Ruby!

Jaune: See! I don’t get how I’m supposed to be hot here!

Ruby: *muffled* Don’t mind me, keep going, I’m just gonna suck your dick real quick.

Weiss: Ruby, don’t reward this self-deprecating behavior-

Jaune: Hnnnghhhhhh

Weiss: For fuck’s sake…

Weiss: …

Weiss: Do not take this as encouragement. We’re taking you to therapy later.

Jaune: Okay? Wait, take what as-

Weiss: *starts making out furiously with him*

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Ruby: *Groans while sitting down*

Yang: You okay Rubes?

Ruby: Yeah, Jaune just really blew my back out last night.

Yang: He did what!?

Ruby: Blew my back out?

Yang: THAT SON OF A BITCH! *Run off, hunting down a certain blond knight*

Ruby: ???

Weiss: What was that about?

Blake: Ruby, can you explain exactly what you and Jaune did last night, and why you're so sore?

Ruby: Sure. We were sparing and Jaune managed to hit me in the back with his shield pretty hard.

Weiss: I've never seen Yang get so angry over a simple sparing injury.

Blake: ...I don't want to explain what blowing someone's back out is to both of you.

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Jaune: Look at her.

Jaune: She's adorkable. You tell me anyone wants to be with her? They have my undying sympathy and respect.