#blake ​belladonna

[notmaplemable]

Pollinated Dress Up

Ruby: *Dressed up like Beacon Jaune* If you didn't love awkward dork Jaune then you don't deserve himbo Jaune!

Yang: *Dressed up as Mistral Jaune* Dork Jaune is fun, but Jaune with a little muscle is just straight up hot.

Weiss: *Dressed up as Atlas Jaune* Once he matured some, he became a perfect suitor. And one that knows when to let his fun side out at the appropriate time.

Blake: *In her Rusted Knight cosplay* He's been hot from the start, and he somehow managed to get so much hotter.

[superiorsturgeon]

Controversy and Cooperation

Pyrrha/Yang: *debating the merits of the soft, squeezable Bellabooty and the firm, spankable Arc Booty*

Jaune/Blake: *in the next room joining forces to tell the world that muscular women ARE attractive and the doubters are just cowards*

[reashot]

A Final Goodbye... (Lancaster in the end.)

So with RT gone and with RWBY never going to get a satisfying ending I made this instead.

Salem: ... It has begun.

Tyrian: May I ask, what has begun exactly, your evilship?

Salem: The end of the universe.

Tyrian: Oh... Can we stop that?

Salem: I'm afraid not. It has been decided by someone higher than me.

Tyrian: Someone higher. Is it the twin gods?

Salem: Ehhh..... Someone much higher than even them I'm afraid.

Tyrian: I see... So this is it then?

Salem: This is it.

Tyrian: Then I'm proud that I was your number one henchman.

*flash*

think of this as the same thing that destroyed the multiverse during the crisis on infinite earth.

Somewhere in Vacuo

Yang: Well this sucks.

Blake: Tell me about it. Just right when we're finally together,

Yang: I know babe. And before we get to be erased from existence I want to say to you again.

I love you.

Blake: Come here...

*flash*

Tai: There goes my daughter.

Raven: At least she died with someone she loved.

Tai: ...It doesn't mean she hates you know.

Raven: Tai. We're about to die. So you don't have to lie to make me feel better.

Tai: If it makes you feel any better Yang doesn't want to spend her final moment with me either.

Raven: Some parents we are.

Tai: The last time I check I was the parent. And you were the one that left us.

Raven: I know that! Do you think I want to leave her in the first place and leave you?! But it's too late for that now.

Tai: You know maybe we can try again. You can apologize to Yang in the next life.

Raven: I-I would like that...

*flash*

Willow: I really picked a bad time to stop drinking.

Whitley: At least we can spend our last family time together.

Weiss: As much I hate saying this. I'm glad I at least got to spend my last time on Remnants with you, mom and.... Wait a sec, where did Winter go?

Qrow: Boy. I really picked a good time to start drinking.

Winter: Qrow. There's something I wanted to tell you.

Qrow: Fire away Ice queen.

Winter: *gets down on one knee* Qrow Branwen will you marry me?

Qrow: Uhhh.... all right.

Winter: Great. Let me introduce you to my family. Weiss meet your new brother in-law.

Qrow: Uh hey Ice princess. I guess I'm marrying your sister now.

Weiss: WHAT!!! If you think I'm letting a drunk deadbeat marrying my sister then you must be fuc...

*flash*

Ruby: This it Jaune. Are you scared?

Jaune: Very. So how do you feel Ruby.

Ruby: Same... It's not supposed to end this way.

Jaune: I know Rubes, but what done is done. And I'm glad I got to spend the end of the world with a friend.

Ruby: Yeah... Ah screw it. Jaune please don't get mad at me.

*kiss Jaune on the lips*

Jaune. I love you.

Jaune: W-what?

Ruby: I said I love you, you dork! I've been in love with you for a long time. I always wanted to tell you this but there was never a good time to do so.

Jaune: I see. Then I also have a confession to make. I feel the same way too. For a long time. I thought you don't feel the same way as I do.

Ruby: Well now we know. I just wish we have more time. To go on more dates, to go on a beach together, to get married, have kids and grow old togethers....

I don't want to die Jaune. Not yet. Not until we achieve our dreams together.

Jaune: I know Ruby but it's too late for that. At least we will die together.

Ruby: I guess there are worst ways to die. Jaune I love you and I hope we get to see each others again in the next life and the next life after that.

Jaune: Ruby I love you too. And I promise to always find you no matters where you are.

Ruby: And I will promise to always love you.

*kiss Jaune for the last time*

*flash*

Will make an epilogue if this gets 100 likes.

[juanarc-thethird]

We are in public!

At one of the Menagerie viewpoints.

Jaune: Wow! Looks at that sunset. Its so pink.

Blake: *Smug* You know what else is pink?~💕

Jaune: *Knows what's coming* No... No

Blake: *Grabs his arm* And it's not getting any pinker.

Jaune: No...

Blake: *Pulls him* Lets go to the bushes. I'm not wasting time looking at this damn sunset.

Jaune: Come on, is so beautiful.

Blake: *Drags him* I know a spot.

Jaune: No

Blake: Just move!

Jaune: *Screaming and looking around* I don't know her!! Help! Help!

[novankenn]

Can do... with "I DO"

Unlike what many think... Jaune Arc's father, Nathaniel, was not a huntsman. No he was an average, but shrewd business man, who loved his wife Jasmine, and all his children more than anything. So he often took them all with him when he was required to make business trips...

Jaune (Age 4 - Argus)

Jaune: MOMMY!

Jasmine: Jaune! There you are I've been...

Jasmine notices that Jaune is holding the hand of an adorable young red-haired girl about his age. Her cheeks were bright red, and her emerald eyes just radiated adoration for Jaune.

Jasmine: Who is this. sweetie?

Jaune: This is my wife.

Jasmine: I see. What is your name dear?

Pyrrha: My name is Pyrrha... Pyrrha Arc.

Jasmine's heart wanted to burst from the over load of pure adorableness...

Jasmine: So how did Pyrrha, become your wife, Jaune?

Jaune: I asked her if she wanted to hold hands while we played on the swings, and she said "I do"... and I said "I do" when she asked me. It's just like what you and dad said that when you held hands last year.

Jasmine: Yes, yes we did. Pyrrha, honey where's your mom and dad?

Pyrrha: I don't have a daddy... but mommy is by the fountain.

Jasmine: Well Jaune take my hand, and Pyrrha you take my other hand. Let's go meet your mother.

Jaune / Pyrrha : Yes Mommy / Yes Mommy

Jaune (Age 5 - Atlas)

Jasmine was not enjoying her time at the Schnee Mansion. She was tired, and trying to wrangle all her children while her husband finished negotiating an import/export contract was taxing. Yet when she saw Jaune approaching her in his little suit, holding the hand of a darling white haired girl, her heart skipped a beat.

Jasmine: Jaune, who is your little friend?

Jaune: This is Weiss.

Weiss: Mama Arc. I am Weiss Arc, Jaune's wife.

Jasmine's heart skipped another beat.

Jasmine: Jaune. Weiss, how did you become husband and wife?

Weiss: Jaune saw I wasn't happy and asked me to if I like to dance. I said "I do".

Jaune: Then I held her hand and said "I do" like to dance as well. Then we had a dance.

Weiss: It was very exciting, and it made me very happy.

Jasmine: I see. Jaune you take my hand. Weiss honey take my other hand. Let's go find you mother, shall we?

Jaune / Weiss: Yes Mommy / Yes Mama

Jaune (Age 6 - Menagerie)

Jasmine's heart was skipping beats as she watched her only son Jaune walking up to her, holding the hand of a young faunus girl his age. She bit her lip, just hoping he wouldn't say what she knew he was going to say.

Jasmine: Jaune, who is this little angel?

Jaune: This is Blake, my wife.

Jasmine: Is that true... Blake?

Blake: Yes. I am Blake Arc now.

Jasmine: And can I ask... how you became husband and wife?

Blake: I found him wandering on beach, and asked if he wanted to play. He said yes, so we played for a bit, and then he asked if I liked Ice-cream.

Jaune: We were holding hands and she said "I do", and then she asked me and I said "I do"... then she kissed me and gave me cooties!

Blake: You can't get cooties from your wife.

Jasmine rolled her eyes, and prayed to the brother gods that she would be strong enough.

Jasmine: She is right Jaune.

Jaune: Okay.

Jasmine: Blake, where's your mom and dad?

Blake: They work in the big building, near the center of town.

Jasmine: Jaune take my hand. Blake take my other hand, we're going to go see your mom.

Jaune (Age 17 Beacon)

Jaune was feeling slightly better, after emptying what little was left in his stomach into the trash. Sighing, he took a minute and a deep breath. He was here. He was at Beacon. This was his chance to become a hero. To make his parents proud.

????: Jaune is that you?

Jaune: Huh?

????: Jaune? I didn't know you would be here, too!

Jaune: What?

????: Jaune! I missed you!

Jaune: I'm confused. Do I know...

Pyrrha / Weiss / Blake: I'M YOUR WIFE!

Jaune: Uhhh...

Pyrrha / Weiss / Blake: NO YOU'RE NOT! I'M HIS WIFE!

Jaune: Wait... mom told me something about this...

Pyrrha / Weiss / Blake: Pyrrha Arc! / Weiss Arc! / Blake Arc!

????: Ah here you all are.

Jaune: Aunt Glynda? I forgot you worked here!

Glynda: Yes I work, here. Now if you will all come with me, I will escort your accommodations, and I Jaune I suggest you call your mother.

Jaune: Yes, Auntie.

Glynda: And to your three...

Pyrrha / Weiss / Blake: Yes Auntie?

Glynda: You will all be on your best behavior, am I understood? There will be no "grand-babies" until AFTER you graduate.

Pyrrha / Weiss / Blake: Yes, Auntie.

[littlelewdmable]

Blake: Why ride a horse when you can ride Jaune's big fat cock?

Jaune: I'm getting the spray bottle.

Weiss: Because the only place riding that will take you is to a maternity ward.

Blake: It takes me to heaven ten times a day.

[verydeadaten]

Seventh Wheel

At a Mantle Diner with RWBYJNR...

Waitress: So, how was your meal?

Jaune: It was wonderful. That was one of the best hamburgers I've ever had.

Waitress: I'll make sure to tell our head chef, Marco. He's been cooking those burgers for years. Is there anything else I can get you?

Jaune: *looking at the menu* Can I have a chocolate milkshake?

Waitress: Sure thing! With or without bourbon?

Jaune: You can put alchohol in it?

Waitress: Yes. It'd be pretty strange to have a pricey milkshake you can't booze up. So that's one chocolate milkshake, spiked?

Jaune: *looking at Weiss feeding Ruby*

Jaune: *looking at Nora on Ren's lap*

Jaune: *looking at Yang and Blake actively making out*

Jaune: I'd like two.

[epic-arc]

Cat Girls Vs Bunny Girls

Jaune was in his room playing video game then he noticed that his water bottle was empty so he left his room into the kitchen until he saw weiss and blake wearing maid clothes using some accessories like fake ears or fake tails.

Weiss: Welcome to the cat cafe of hunters! Meow~

Blake: What would you like to order master?~

Jaune blushed seeing the two dressed up and without noticing he was pushed slightly by one of the glyphs of weiss making him sit down. The two noticing this approached him with a smile on their faces.

Jaune: Woah you two look amazing and really cute in those costumes but why are you two doing this?

Blake: Well weiss was reading a magazine about this type of coffee and had the idea to make one at home the only problem is that we didn't find any cats here in vacuo.

Weiss approached from behind jaune and bit his ear lightly making him blush extremely and have a slight shiver. Weiss and blake would see that and would have a malicious smile on his face and weiss would speak in jaune's ear.

Weiss: I think we'll suffice, Don't you think so jaune? Meow~

Blake: Dont you wanna pet the cutest creatures of the whole remmant, White eating the sweetest of desserts? Meow~

Jaune's face was completely red because of what Blake and Weiss said and he took a deep breath and looked at the two who were smiling at him.

Jaune: O-okay so i think cats really are the cutest animals in remmant hehe.

Jaune would raise both hands to stroke Weiss and Blake's head until they hear a loud noise coming from the kitchen door and look over to see that it was Velvet and Pyrrha dressed as bunny girls.

Pyrrha: I object!!

Velvet: It's rabbits that are cute, Not cats!

The two pairs look at each other with angry expressions and jaune would be confused until he looks to his right to see ren dressed as a bunny boy.

Jaune: Hey you look handsome you know?

Ren: Thanks jaune.

Jaune would hear a discussion and would look towards the direction of the fight and see the two pairs fighting.

Weiss: No! Cats are cuter than rabbits!

Blake: We are Soft, Fluffy, Cute!

Pyrrha: Not to mention messy, Who like to break furniture and are needy!

Velvet: You got ren over there! just use him instead! Jaune is ours.

Weiss: Nora owns him and you know it!

The two pairs were pulling their weapons until ren called their attention.

Ren: Instead of you fighting and getting hurt, you just don't spend time with jaune, you 4 together with him, he can decide who is the cutest animal is a win-win situation.

The pairs looked at each other after what Ren had said and then looked at Jaune with malicious smiles and jumped on top of him, hugging him and giving some kisses.

Jaune: R-Ren help me!

Ren: I'm sorry jaune but sacrifices are necessary...

When Ren said that he felt a hand on his shoulder and a dark energy coming from behind and he would look seeing that it was nora with hearts in her pupils and her face completely flushed.

Nora: Mama bear likes the bunny she's seeing~

(Base: this video)

[jboy44]

A lions cub.

Jaune walks in holding adrian who has cat ears.

Everyone looks

Obleck " right everyone jaune arc's baby mama slash sister in law and his sibs died thats his son adrian"

Everyone stared

Jaune " my sister and her wife wanted a baby, the cheapest way was to just get me and terra drunk and let nature take its course"

Everyone. Jaw dropped

Pyrrha " 😱you got someone pregnant .....😈😍😘🥰 he knows how to knock someone up yay"

Cardin " you porked a

Jaune claws cardins face with claws

Obleck " people Mr. Arcs id clearly lists retractable claws be his cat faunus trait. Mr arc is a lion."

Blake removes bow and hugs jaune and adrian purring making them pur back

All women now have active materibal instinct

Adrian nuzzles and purs against blakes face

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Shark arc weisd babies are now kicking for the first time

Weiss (17 weeks Pregnant): Jaune, relax, I can handle making dinner, I'm not That far along yet.

Jaune: I want you to be as comfortable as possible!

Weiss: And I don't want you to overwork your - Oh!

Jaune: What? Is something wrong? Something happen?

Weiss: A baby kicked! Or thrashed?

Blake: *Pressing an ear against her belly* Wow! Their really moving!

Neon: *Also Pressing an ear against her belly*They sound energetic!

Jaune: ... How did you two get in our house?

[bitemynerve]

i love the bees live for the bees die for the bees

yes this is kind of a repost shhhh

individual pages :3

[notmaplemable]

Hoodies

Weiss: *Sees Jaune's hoodie laying on his bed*

Weiss: ...I shouldn't...

Weiss: *Takes the hoodie*

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Yang: *Sees Jaune's hoodie folded up on top of his clean laundry, currently undefended*

Yang: He won't mind. Girlfriend privileges say that I can steal his clothes whenever I want. I'm sure future girlfriend privileges work the same way.

Yang: *Takes the hoodie*

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Ruby: *Sees Jaune's hoodie in his locker, unattended*

Ruby: I sure he won't mind if I borrow it for a few... days.

Ruby: *Takes the hoodie*

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Blake: *Sneaks into JNPR's dorm during classes*

Blake: It's getting cold. I just need it for the extra warmth... and it smells so nice.

Blake: *Takes the hoodie*

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Ruby: *In Jaune's hoodie* ...How did this happen?

Weiss: *Also in Jaune's hoodie* I'm not sure where you all got yours from. But this is Jaune's hoodie.

Yang: *Also in Jaune's hoodie* But I saw him fold this hoodie up and put it in his laundry. It has to be his.

Blake: *Also in Jaune's hoodie* I stole this from his closet.

Jaune: *Steps out of the shadows* So, girls.

RWBY: ...

Jaune: Care to explain what's going on here?

[superiorsturgeon]

Rusted Knight Jaune: *steps in to dramatically assist team RWBY*

Ruby: Who are you?!

RK Jaune: Me? I’m just a man with a troubled past, traveling the world with my jackalope companion and doing what I can to help!

Blake: Are you also a grizzled warrior scouring the world for his lost love?

RK Jaune: Yes, actually! And some people say that your friend there is actually her in disguise!

RWBY: *turn*

Tarnished Spartan Pyrrha: 👋 🙂

RWBY: 😦 ????

RK Jaune: …but those people are crazy.

[reashot]

Red Like Roses... (It's period 🔴)

Warning: fluffness inside. Also really long.

At Beacon during a more peaceful time.

Pyrrha: Hmmm it's quiet, too quiet.

Ren: I agree. It's never a good sign. We should be ready for something.

Jaune: Ready for what?

Nora: Oh you know usually things never stay quiet for long especially when we're right next door to the main characters.

*yang burst into the room*

Pyrrha: And speaking of the devil.

Yang: Quick hide! *brace the door behind her*

Jaune: Oh Shi- okay gangs we trained for this! Quick initiate Pattern Delta Phi.

Nora: Aye, aye dear leader, let's initiate plan hiding under our bed's like cowards.

JNPR: *Bracing for Impacts.*

*Yang holding the door with all her might*

Ren: Wait what are even hiding from in the first place?

Yang: No time to explain. Here it Comes!

A large sounds resembling explosion came from across the hallway. The door starts to violently shakes and rose petals soon violently burst into the room. Even with Yang putting all her strength into the door. Some rose petals still managed to get inside.

Yang: .... I think we're in the clear now.

Pyrrha: What just happened?

Yang: Eh, promise not to freak out?

Jaune: Okay, I guess...

Yang: Good enough. *shows team JNPR the source of the roses*

Ruby: Huee~ *sniffs* huee~ 😭

Jaune: Ruby?

Ren: It seems to be her.

Pyrrha: Wait. Where are Blake and Weiss?

Nora: Found them. They're buried under all of this Rose petals.

Blake: *coughing up a bunch of petals* Eww I got some of it in my mouth.

Weiss: .... I just saw my grandfather.

Jaune: Okay, can someone now please tell us what is going on....

*Cardin burst into the room*

Cardin: Why the Fuck are there Roses all over the damn hallways!?

Russel: Don't try to lie we know it's coming from team RWBY!

Yang: Wow, wow! False accusation, much?

Dove: Well we can't help it. Because whenever something bad happened It's usually always you four.

Sky: Fucking Main characters shit...

Nora: I know right!

Pyrrha: Nora! Which sides are you on?

Nora: Oops my bad... (I mean, I'm not wrong 😒.)

Ren: *shrugs his head* Nora...

Jaune: Can all of you please stop being aggro for just one second!

You're upsetting Ruby for brother's sake.

Ruby: Wah! Wah! Wah! 😭

Jaune: Also can someone please tell me what just happened?

WBY: *looking at each others*

Yang: *sigh* (I guess I'm the one that should tell everyone.)

How do I gently put this? Ruby is in her special time of the month...

Jaune: Oh...

Cardin: The fuck does that even mean?

Russel: the month?

Dove: I see... (Maybe if I silently nod people will not think I'm dumb.)

Sky: (okay, she had her period. What does that have to with anything?)

Blake: Typical.

Weiss: Can you guys be anymore of a dudebros cliche?

CRDL: Hey!!!!

Yang: Let me put it this way. Every time Ruby has her "special month" her semblance's goes all haywire for some reason.

Jaune: Okay I get the gist of it. Team CRDL go outside and clean the hallway.

Cardin: What! Why the fuck should we clean up their mess?!

Jaune: Because I fucking said so. Now go!

Cardin: Geez... Whatever. C'mon boys, we better clean up team RWBY's mistakes. Again!

*slams door*

Blake: Thanks Jaune.

Weiss: Geez Arc, when did you grow a spine?

Yang: I gotta say Vomit Boy. I never knew you had it in you.

Pyrrha: *blush* (So manly.)

Nora: That's our Jaun-Jaun.

Jaune: Blake, Weiss. Please help Cardin & his team with the clean up outside.

Weiss: What! No way. Why should we help those dunderheads in the first place.

Jaune: Because they're right that the mess was started by your team.

Weiss: I'm sorry, our? For the record it's just Rub...

Blake: We're on it Jaune. C'mon Weiss let's help clean up all this roses. *drags Weiss away*

Jaune: Pyrrha, Ren, Nora. I also want you to go out side and help them.

Pyrrha: I understand Jaune. I will do as you ask.

Nora: Oh c'mon Jaune, why us too?

Jaune: Because they're our friends, Nora.

Nora: Well I'm about to go back to my room... *gets yoinked*

Ren: It's okay Jaune. I will get her to help us.

Nora: *grumble* (Fucking Main characters....)

Jaune: Thanks Ren. And Yang I want you to stay and find Ruby's "hygiene" products.

Yang: Wow, wow! Settle down cowpoke. I don't think you being a man is qualified to be the one to help with Ruby's "issue."

Jaune: I have seven Sisters...

Yang: Sweet brothers in heaven!

Uh, I take that back you're clearly overqualified.

At least I don't have to help clean up. But what're you going to do Jaune?

Jaune: I'm going to go back to my room to make a tea for Ruby.

A few minutes later.

Jaune: Here you go Ruby. A sweet herbal tea with plenty of honey and sugar.

Ruby: ... *sniffs* Thank you Jaune. 😢

*sips*

Jaune: It's okay Ruby you don't have to thank me.

Ruby: But I caused so much problems for everyone. *sniffle*😞

Jaune: *headpat*

There, there Ruby it's okay that what's friends are for. And you didn't troubled me one bit. In fact I'm happy to be of use to you. It reminds me that I'm still useful to someone.

Ruby: Jaune please don't think like that. You always were important to everyone.

Jaune: *kiss forehead*

It's nice of you think that Ruby. But I'm not. I'm not special like you. You're destined for great thing while I'm.... Just me.

Ruby: 0-0

Jaune: What's the matter... Ohhh, ohhh no. I'm so-so sorry Ruby I didn't realize that... I usually did that to my little sister whenever she's sad.

Ruby: *blush*

I-I don't mind it at all Jaune. It's just that if you want to do it to me again a little heads up would be nice. 😖

Jaune: I'm so-so sorry Ruby I promise that I... Wait, what do you mean by again?

Ruby: Uhh....

Yang: *clears throat*

I seems to have interrupted something here.

Jaune: Y-Yang!

Ruby: Sis!

Yang: Look Rubes I don't need to say this but remember what dad said. No boys. And Jaune please don't take this the wrong way but please for your sake please don't get any idea with Ruby. It will not end well for you.

Jaune: O-of course. I will never-ever think of Ruby like that. We're just friends after all.

Ruby: Friends... 😭

*starts crying*

Jaune: Oh, what's the matter Ruby?

[novankenn]

Blonde Big-Game

Nora and Ren say on the steps of Beacon sharing a sandwich, and enjoying the relaxing day.

Nora: So who do think is going to win?

Ren: It's pretty much a toss up, the way I see it.

Nora: Who would have thunk it, that my little cootie-catcher would set all this off.

Ren: I certainly didn't... and here they come again.

Nora: What is that lap four?

Ren: Lap seven...

As Ren and Nora talked Jaune, Yang and Weiss came ripping around the corner at full speed... well Yang and Jaune did, Weiss was being carried between the two of them as both of Weiss' heels had snapped off.

Yang: Keep going VB! Keep going!

Weiss: They're catching up!

Jaune: I'm too young!

Behind the three panicked blonds, were two red-heads and a brunette.

Blake: (Jogging along at an easy pace) Yang! Come to momma!

Ruby: (Easily keeping pace with Blake) Weiss come on now! We'll be BESTIES for Life!

Pyrrha: (Basically just walking fast) Jaune... oh Jaune...

Nora and Ren each took a bite of their sandwich as the trio of blondes blew by followed closely by the individuals that were chasing them.

Nora: Bet you 20 lien, that they go three more laps, before they sacrifice Weiss.

Ren: Two laps.

[n6918]

The first mile high

Yang: ok guys… options on the mile high club

Ruby: the what?

Weiss: honestly… overated, but that could just be because he only lasted three pumps

Blake: I prefer a swaying ship to a plan personally

Nora: well I loved it! It was so fun pertaining that we care if we got caught! Right sweetie

Ren: pertaining?

Yang: ok a lot of different views

Oscar: honestly, I have the first memory of the first mile high club, and you can’t top it

Yang: interesting

Oscar: yep, balls deep in a man, flying in a bi-plane’s open cockpit, can’t top that~

Yang: very n- man’s!

Oscar: … well yeah, nothing turns men on more that big old airplanes, gets the rock hard, they just have to fuck at that point

Yang: I …

Jaune: he’s got a point

Ruby: did… did the bi-plane have a gun?

Oscar: I think so? Why?

Ruby: did… did you two fire the gun well… you know?

Oscar: … I

Yang: Ruby, please stop rubbing your thighs together, it’s freaking me out