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@ people who for some reason thought Namor was FLIRTING with the 20 yr-old whose mother he murdered

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By the way Im going out tonight

She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

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If mine isnt something like

Wooooo its your 100th post about being mentally unstable go bestieeeee

Imma throw some hand

what if tumblr took a leaf out of youtubes book and sent people golden shoelaces after hitting a milestone. they don’t tell you what the milestone is

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Ever since midnights came me & my friend is just like "its me hi I'm the problem its me" non-stop. To the point where everybody started to gave us the yes-you-are-the-problem-STFU stares and I think its beautiful

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IM CACKLING

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I'm back bitchesssss not because of the twitter going down tho I simply come back to watch the world burn in a different perspective (and my exams finished lol)

Ok some more bullshit for twitter refugees who need to learn the Tumblr Etiquettetm

Change your blog icon. Do not leave it as Tumblr default bc you will be seen as bots. Also helps if you change your URL to something fandom related/unhinged. urls like sarah-x-lynn will cause people to think you are a bot and block you

There's no algorithm. Whatever pops up on your dash is yours to deal with. Unfollow/block people as you please.

Again, there's no algorithm. The content on this site is user-circulated. Abuse the reblog button.

Abuse the tags. If there's something you wanna say on a post but don't want to intrude, use the tags.

Follower numbers don't matter here

There's no character limit on posts or in blog descriptions. You can post the bee movie script 50 times if you want. Go ham

This isn't twitter or tik tok or whatever. There's no need to censor yourself. Outright admit you want to kill a us senator, no one will judge you.

If you're gonna trigger tag something, don't censor it. Don't use like #r/pe tw use #rape tw

Lastly, don't be a dick to people. Abuse the block button for all it's worth.

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You know what we should really open a tumblr book club where we read books together and than do memes of the chapters we read til we read next one

Like seriously I dont know whose idea was to make something like dracula daily but you have my mad respect 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

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I was watching gilmore girls on my phone non-stop today and thougth this isnt healty so I went to living room for an hour. JUST AN HOUR. and guess what happened. TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT HAPPENED.

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"This aint our fairytale" featuring

Whiskey on ice -doesnt need an explanation I think you are the one needing an explanation if you're drinking whiskey without ice you menace

Wine (spilled in the bahtub) - yes larry the bartender spilled it just for you go swim in it (dont confuse it with swimming in a champagne sea - its more expensive)

Beer (out of plastic cups) - normal cups would be an extra charge

"Tennesse" whiskey - its literally the whiskey on ice but more expensive

Dom Perignon (especially the one you brougth) - yes you're gonna pay for the drink you brougth jessica

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Shout out to the 1 hour ago me who came home from school, felt low and depressed and decided to watch the 5th episode of moon knigth to chill out...

WHAT IF THIS WAS OUR 13TH REASON DUMBASS?!?!?

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In this essay I will...

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Logan and Chris welcoming Walker to the I-got-cast-as-Percy-Jackson-club 😌

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we’re lost in the woods somewhere in new jersey and we’re never gonna make it to LA

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The fact that my dad always complains about not having enough clothes even tho he went to shopping like last month.

Sorry dad I wasnt being a good daugther back then and helping you find nice modern clothes. I was just shopping for myself and after you wear the last gorgeous dark blue sweatshirt you bougth, it will likely go to the washing machine paradise - aka my closet where he can get to be with his long lost brothers and sisters.

the only upshot of visiting my family this weekend is i get to steal all my dad's clothes

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I just watched the first episode of the to your eternity and now I'm just questioning everything that led me up to the point that thinking I was mentally stable enough to watch that shit because I was certainly not

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why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

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Basically the 3rd episode of moon knight