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Height: 14"

Weight: A whole bunch

Eye Color: Hot Pink

Scariness: A soft 3/10. 10/10 when sharing an elevator.

Likes: Glitter | Sparkles | Selfies

Dislikes: Tight Spaces | Stairs | Roller Coasters

Scary Hippo knows she was sewn to be in front of the camera. Her dream is to be a professional dancer, even if grace and balance are not her strong suits. Her dancing has registered on the Richter scale on more than one occasion, specifically that one week she watched Stomp the Yard a dozen times and her parents had to physically nail all of the furniture in their house to the floor. She gets a lot of odd looks while walking down the street, but she loves it. No press is bad press, and even though she knows she has a lot to work on, she wakes up as the best version of herself everyday.

Scary Hippo shirts, hoodies and more available NOW over at scaryzooapparel.com

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This one goes out to all of our magical reptilian friends.

But seeing as we don't really have any of those, it also goes out to everyone else.

Available now over at scaryzooapparel.com!

P.S. There's only 13 days left to save 10% with code VERYSCARY10. Don't miss out!

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It's time for the GREAT SCARY CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY!

We're picking 5 lucky winners to pick one thing from our shop and we'll send it to them free of charge! It's the season of giving, after all!

How to enter:

1) Follow our Instagram

2) Like the giveaway post (on ig)

3) Tag a friend in the comments (of that ig post)

That's it! You can also enter THREE MORE TIMES by going to our Facebook, our Twitter, or reposting the image on Instagram! If you repost the image, make sure to tag us so we see it!

Because we aren’t super familiar with tumblr, the giveaway is only through Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. But we didn’t want your tumblr friends to miss out on the fun! Hop over to your second favorite social media site now !

Good luck and Happy Holidays! 🎁🎅

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NEW DESIGN ALERT!!

IT'S A PIG IN A BLANKET!!!

Neither he, nor we, know how he got in said blanket, but here we are, and there he is...🐷

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Who can relate?? Make your sweet tooth known this holiday season.

Order now before it’s too late!!!

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Our new design is the best thing since sliced bread! He’s also amazing ON sliced bread.

Just don't leave him on the kitchen counter for too long...

Be smooth as butter in a brand new tee shirt or sweatshirt!!! You can get one at www.scaryzooapparel.com

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We would like to apologize for any inconvenience Scary Bear may have caused this weekend. He was simply looking for whichever tent was cooking cheeseburgers...😕🍔

Let Scary Bear know we still love him by checking out his merch at www.scaryzooapparel.com

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Look at this little guy. He's adorable! And the perfect scary mascot for one of our favorite holidays!

Order now so you can show off this festive fawn before your first Christmas party!

Find Scary Reindeer at www.scaryzooapparel.com

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Holy guacamole !!!! Fan art??? We are so incredibly honored!!! 😍😍😍

Fanart for @scaryzooapparel ! I love their Scary Giraffe, so I asked if I could draw her ^^

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Our new friend gave up a life of blood-sucking after discovering a new band... but you’ve probably never heard of them.

...We’re just teasing 😁

Swing by and check out our “Vegan Bat” design, only available at Scary Zoo Apparel! 🦇🥕 That’s www.scaryzooapparel.com!

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While we create all sorts of designs, characters and memes, we are most proud of our Scary Zoo animals, who currently consist of Bear, Elephant, Giraffe, Penguin and Gator. We believe more than anything that you should never judge a book by it's cover, and that everyone deserves a chance to love and be loved no matter who they are on the surface or underneath. Our Scary Zoo animals embody that spirit. Even though they've been beaten up and torn apart, they've been put back together with better, stronger pieces. And even though that makes them look a little rough on the outside, maybe even a little scary, underneath they're still the same loving stuffed animals who just want to be treated as such...and not really all that scary.

Through these designs we hope to encourage people to focus more on what's inside, and less on what's outside. Although, these guys are still adorable on the outside!

Support our cause and by some Scary Zoo merch at www.scaryzooapparel.com

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Vince and Jess are a brother-sister designing powerhouse that like to make silly stuff and print it on other stuff. Seriously, all the silly stuff you guys are about to see on all the other stuff? That’s our stuff. We’re here to have fun, goof off, and hopefully make you guys smile with the aforementioned silly stuff.

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Whoa! It’s... SCAR...Y... SHARK DOODOODOODOO DOO-DOO

Height: 18" (Long-ways)

Button Eye: Lime Green

Scariness: 1 point of scariness for each tooth (There's like a billion)

Likes: Tuna Smoothies | Punk Rock

Dislikes: Braces | Chewing Gum | "The Man"

Scary Shark is always smiling. He's not always happy, he just can't get his lips over his humongous teeth. It makes him very approachable, but be careful. He's very excitable, and he can get a little...bite-y when he's excited. A true non-conformist, Scary Shark can often be found trying to walk on his tail fins. It never works, but we love him for trying.

Get your own Scary Shark merch at www.scaryzooapparel.com

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The name’s Penguin. Scary Penguin. Code name: Dessert Storm.

Height: 7”

Button: Yellow

Scariness: We hate to say it, but he’s just not scary...

Likes: Ice Cream | Cake | Donuts | Cookies | Candy

Dislikes: Pants | Belts | Treadmills

While most people are concerned with looks, wealth, and success, Scary Penguin’s only concern is what’s for dessert. He’s a little rounder than most of the Scary Zoo members, but he doesn’t mind. As far as he’s concerned, more fluff = more fun!

Get your own Scary Penguin merch at www.scaryzooapparel.com

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Our next member is so lanky, she can’t even fit on this post! How’s the weather up there, Scary Giraffe?

Height: Too tall. Can’t reach top

Button: Green

Scariness: Out of 10, she’s a 3. But she’s working on it.

Likes: Literally everything

Dislikes: Nothing at all. Not. A. Thing.

It’s hard to find someone more upbeat and happy than Scary Giraffe. She’s always smiling, even though an incident with a vacuum cleaner forces her to wear a sock over her face. Her mask is a part of her now, and she’s more than happy with it. And let’s be real, she totally pulls it off.

Get your own Scary Giraffe merch at www.scaryzooapparel.com

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Did you know that you can get 10% off your entire order RIGHT NOW all the way through the end of the year?

Did you know you can get FREE SHIPPING if your order totals $100 or more?!

Did you know we can send stuff ANYWHERE (on earth)?!?!?!?! Well, now you do! So, how will you use your new found knowledge?

HINT ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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~Scary Gator Hoodie~

~Scary Penguin Hoodie~

~Scary Bear Hoodie~

~Scary Elephant Hoodie~

More hoodies, T-shirt’s, crewnecks, mugs, hats, etc like this at www.scaryzooapparel.com !

Also follow @scaryzooapparel here on tumblr !