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My new fav thing rn is asking Trumpers if they like Superman, and when they say yes going: “ew he’s an immigrant”

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Really wishing sneakers had a trade-in value like a car

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Bro is keeping the honmoon golden himself

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@ the artists of tumblr, I am on my knees, begging harder than a divorced dad for a new Creed cd, PLEASE MAKE PLUSHIES OF THESE TWO

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Came for a zombie movie and left crying with a beautiful yearning to hug my mom

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THE MUSICAL ALL FATHERS HAVE MET

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Brothers! Lead me to the dance floor✨💅🏻💃

@32_ratsthatwantyouded on tiktok

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wonderful photomode selfies from user @ fabino on tiktok. (Link)

Genuine happiness in these photos 😭💓 rip getting his phone taken away at the end....

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WHO ARE THESE DIVAS?! 💅🏻✨

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

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@ the missing Annabelle doll: there’s this huge white house in DC I’m gonna need you to get to and stay at for a while alright?

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Yelena: I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy, Bob

Void: Damn

Yelena is gonna caress his face and say "Lock in for me, baby. Lock in for me, please." and he's gonna go super saiyajin on that tin can man with a cloak like his life depended on it. You wanna bet?

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Just watched Thunderbolts* and the whiplash back into my Marvel phase gave me a concussion.

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@therealjacksepticeye is there a chance of a Expedition 33 playthrough? I heard the sound design is top tier 👀

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The lack of fandom presence in this ship is criminally offensive.

WHERE IS THE LOVE FOR THIS SHIP?! I understand they’re best bros but SOMETIMES BEST BROS KISS JUST A LITTLE BIT—

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Anyone got a fav vocal stim you just say on reflex? Mine is walking into any empty space and loudly saying “hello?”

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Feeling a bit too safe in my home, so true crime night it is! ☺️🔪💕