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That moment you're debating with a republican friend and they realize their arguments are full of holes and they unfriend you... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I hate the sand. Which is why I don't go to the beach. Which sucks because I love the ocean. But also the sun is lame. A good beach has too many things stacked against it. Just give me a place where it's warm, no sun, and soft substance to stand on that isn't sand right along the ocean.

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i let bloggers know i like them and i think they have a quality blog by hittin the hearts on their posts. give em a few extra notes. if you ain’t receivin those likes and only get reblogs...i don’t know what to tell you. 

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i’m less about self care and more about self destruction

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old people logic

me: the internet doesn’t seem to be working. i keep getting a dsl error saying it’s not connected. old person: just keep trying. ignore the message error *insert smiley emoji*

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everyone becomes a lawyer when their bias is involved in some sort of legal battle

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You should worry more about having an ugly heart than an ugly face.

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Passive aggressive people drive me insane. Which is frustrating because I'm definitely passive aggressive at times and I shouldn't complain.

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He's a clown in a fancy hat, strutting the stage for a few minutes, and then the serious actors will come on the stage in a little while.

Rick Wilson (about Donald Trump)

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i have a lot of thoughts and i get frustrated when i can’t express them the way i want to. 

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i want to be happier. i know that people are drawn to bright, friendly, and outgoing people. like how i used to be. i wish i could go back to that. maybe then people would show interest in me.

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Ah yes. Americas birthday. The day we celebrate when white america became independent from white america on someone else's land that white people claimed as their own. Happy birthday.

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If you have 'clingy' friends, please don't take them for granted. Appreciate that you have someone who actually wants to talk to you and shows sincere interest in you. This is coming from someone who lacks this and is incredibly lonely. May you never experience what I do.

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i used to wonder why minions get so much hate. they are literally just an animated banana that does no harm save for the occasional annoying song. it made me sad to think that these fictional creatures are so hated on by so many people when i absolutely love them and would want at least 100 of my own (i’m a lonely person). 

then i remembered how i fucking hate that fucking snow bitch from frozen and the asshole binky monstrosity from star wars and and the obnoxious fly from princess and the frog and sooo many other fucking idiotic animated creations and i begin to understand...sometimes things just hit a nerve and sometimes we pointlessly hate (even things that are supposed to be ‘cute’). whatever. minions for life.

>> the only creature i will never accept hate for is donkey. he’s a treasure. 

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i’m sorry but can ‘FEEL THE BERN 2016′ be Bernie Sanders’ campaign slogan please?

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ok but, you can still approve of straight relationships while supporting gay ones. i hope people understand that. this was a step towards equal rights for all. i’m tired of seeing people put down straight couples just because they didn’t have to face the same prejudice as gay couples. this really isn’t a competition of who has it worse. the tag is #lovewins ....try showing a little more of it please. 

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there are cats who constantly fight at the park right next to my house and listening to them every night makes me want to go out there and hug them and tell them that they need to be friends and be nice to each other.