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Look at this beautiful fluffy little man, that was hiding from the rain. (Don’t worry the rain stopped a long time ago and after like, four minutes he flew off. 🥰)

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Screw it why not.

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

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I genuinely believe that some people could encounter a button that says “if you push this button everyone in the world has the opportunity to live a better life and your life remains exactly the same” and they would not push it.

They’d be like “well that button’s not fair to me, though,” even though there’s literally no other buttons around and nothing newly bad would happen to them if the button was pushed.

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Whoa hey cool look another story!

This time it's a human are space orcs sort of story, I might expand upon this story if I feel up to it.

Log report number 12: we have arrived at system S3RF5 and have begun system evaluation, will send back a report of evaluation upon completion until then we shall go dark as is per protocol, under mandate #711 of section two can't run the risk of being detected. End log.

Log report number 13: after a couple of weeks scanning every inch of the outer rim of this untouched backwater system, it is with great exhaustion I say there is nothing of note and I feel as though much was wasted. End log

Log report number 14: Upon reaching the mid rim of this system we detected a lot of activity from a gaian subclass planet, our sensor arrays were bombarded with a mixture of radio transmissions, a vast array of artificial light sources, junk transmissions from a cloud of what seems to be primitive satellites, and a whole broad spectrum of yet to be identified sources possibly even more radio transmissions and sonar based transmissions. We will investigate and report our findings. End log.

Log report number 15: these creatures are insane with the amount of activity that's emanating from this planet they should have been dead a long time ago, especially this deep within the dark zone and yet here they are thriving and evolving perfectly fine and yet we have found evidence of other primitive races not were wiped off the face of existence from being too loud and drawing unwanted attention. But then of course those dead primitives where nothing like these ones, to summarize these primitives are built for industry, aggressive expansion and war lot and lots of war, even the most peaceful of them are capable of excessive violence though I may have an idea, and it involves making contact with them. End log.

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Gosh I'm so silly! :3 *proceeds to FUCKING commit the most FOUL, and VILE unethical practices and dispense pain and anguish upon all I down on* Nya!~

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It's time to bully the L3/33 yet again!

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Brother's I be worlding my TANMK until I *critical hit sound at ear rupturing volume* and then act like *shot didn't penetrate!* And then some.

It'd be very 🔥✨CASH MONEY✨🔥 if the Dev's added more tanks on the cold war era side of things tbh. I feel as though there isn't much.

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My slimy ass slithering into people's business be like:

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Ok so kinda forgor I done had a Tumblie account so uh. Hi how y'all doing I'm sure y'all are being interesting and unique while I'm over here existing. Not that it is bad mind you, it's just that I'm bored and the games I play aren't scratching that Itch I have rn.

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ATTENTION ALL INDIVIDUALS THIS IS A TEST POST! THIS IS MERELY A POST TO SEE WHAT SORT OF POSSIBLE STUPIDITY AND DEBAUCHERY WILL ENSUE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION!