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Who wins the intellectual debate?

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Does light exist because of the darkness or is it that darkness only exists through the places light doesn't touch

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Who wins the intellectual debate?

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Imagine two insects. One of them is larger than than the other and it is the natural order for the larger to eat the smaller. From our perspective their differences are minimal and their agreement on their relationship is non existent, however to them that order is the most significant and impactful thing they will ever experience, no matter our views regarding their tiny little existence.

Okay now they kiss idk

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Is love not just defined by the fear you feel for losing it. In the same way you can only truly feel fear in regards to the things you love?

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Do you ever think that the earth is deafening, in the universe there's so much sound and it's always constant but only through highly advanced listening technology. If aliens came to earth would their ear drums shatter instantly?

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*the avengers, after defeating Dr Doom instantly*

Spider man: that was way too easy guys, this has to be some kind of joke?

*a faceless voice comes from nowhere*

:you could say... It was impractical.

Joe Gatto and Murr appear, everyone is filled with an immeasurable dread.

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Civil partnership this gay marriage that

What about my civil enemies certificate?? Where can I go to get it in word that I am sworn enemies with someone, life is too one sided.

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At some point in my life I think I just started losing my mind and I think there's a good few years until I manage to start picking up the pieces again.

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What kind of person am I where my two biggest interests are the Magnus Archives and House MD. Maybe I just like strange, otherworldly men.

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Is writing a good excuse to face my own demons?

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IM NOT LOSING MY MIND ANYMORE!!!! THE TRIAL SHIFT WENT WELL!!!!!!

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IM LOSING MY MIND 😭

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I have a trial shift in an hour and I think this is it for me, I can't even fry an egg how am I meant to convince them to hire me omg.

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Okay that interview was fantastic, answered with so much confidence I could've started a class uprising right then and there, my quips and remarks could've been said to have come from the mouth of Homer. I don't think an interview as successful as that will ever come again.

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I think that when I have too much caffeine, I become much the same as Bruce Wayne when he becomes Batman, except my sense of self disappears and really it's just the massive disassociation part. Yeah the resemblance is uncanny.

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I've got a job interview tomorrow after being out of school for half a year. Think I might just have a mental breakdown mid-interview, show the interviewer that I'm mentally committed no matter my state of mind. And that's the only reason I will be having that breakdown, i promise.