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need i say more?

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okay but completely unironically "But Daddy I Love Him" is actually a banger queer song

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petition to change "adult language" to words such as "mortgage" and "economy" and "overdraft"

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Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be)

“No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-” Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets. “That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”. Harry didn't like the sound of that. “But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!” “Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.

Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.

Read: FanFiction.net   or   AO3

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You know, y’all reblogging this is usually my first sign that AO3 is down again

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me: sometimes i feel like i'm a bad person

friend: noooo! you're not a bad person! you're a good person!!

me, internally: you are clearly only saying that because i have Tricked you since i am a Bad Person

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man, spotify ads really got me worried about electricity wires and gas leaks these days

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the unresolved tension between me and fleeing the country to start a new life

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Troubled Hannibal Birds 4

>the series

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Troubled Hannibal Birds 6

>the series

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Will, quietly: “Cannibals say what”

Hannibal, mildly interested: “I beg your pardon?”

Will, confused: “What?”

Jack: “SO IT IS YOU?! TAKE HIM AWAY BOYS!”

*SWAT team tackles Will to the ground

**Hannibal turns to the next page in his book

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Achilles wished all Greeks would die,

                                  so that he and Patroclus could conquer Troy alone

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need i say more?

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this explains... a lot

Hang on, let me check something…

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Hang on, let me check something…

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I mean, how terrible a president do you have to be for Vladimir Putin to say you're a terrible president?