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I love this so much thank you

drawn by John Grosjean

colorized by tofuthebold-art

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Venom + Guide to Troubled Birds (Part 1)

(Part 2)

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AU where Eddie and Venom find the Venom comics. Would it basically be like fan fiction to them since that's not how they actually behave together?

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aunt may does right by her nephew. 

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y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

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Dan: This doesn't look good for you Eddie. It seems like you have a bad case of a virus known as "UPDOG."

Eddie: *confused* What's... What's UPDOG?

Dan, ecstatically jumping out of his chair: ANNE GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I'D GET HIS ASS TO SAY IT!!!

Eddie, still confused: *thinking* Is this another kind of parasite...?

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(Venom and Riot fighting)

Eddie: Can I get a waffle?

Eddie, dodging a syrup limb: Can I PLEASE get a waffle?

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Eddie, to Venom: You are my sunshine.

Venom: Aww because I light up your world?

Eddie: No because prolonged exposer to you is detrimental to my health.

Venom:

Venom: Wow.

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Anne: Okay time for bed.

Eddie: Venom says I can stay up for as long as I want.

Anne: bu-

Eddie: And that you need to die.

Anne, looking passed Eddie: What the heck Venom.

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"Feelings are disgusting. How do I uninstall them?"

-Eddie Brock probably

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Person: you're not you when you're hungry.

Eddie Brock, who's hungry all the time: who am i...

Venom: *gasp* Eddie...

Venom:

Venom: ... Chocolate...

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I refuse to believe that Dr. Strange hasn't cloned himself just so he could sing all the parts in Bohemian Rapsody.

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Peter Parker

Reblog if you agree

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Imagine Tom Holland's Peter Parker as Venom, and it looks like his emo phase like in Toby MacGuire as Spider-Man 3.

Tony: Pete wipe that stuff off your face we're going to a nice dinner.

Peter: No, its who I am now.

Tony: *facepalms*

Peter: Nobody understands the way I feel.

Steve: *is very concerned*

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Peter: I want a coffee as black as my soul

Tony: He’ll have a cup of milk

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*Steve, obviously tired of Peter's shit*

Steve: Peter, you either buckle down and do your homework, or you'll end up at McDonald's.

Peter: We goin to McDonald's if I don't do my work??

Steve: Wha- NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

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How Civil War Actually Started

Tony: Hey uh Steve could you come help me really quick.

Steve: With What?

Tony: I can't find what I'm looking for.

Steve: What're you looking for?

Tony, spin punching Steve in the Jaw: A fight...