Shout out to women with Scottish accents. I have just realised my deep love for Scottish accents. The tone is so nice to listen to. If you haven’t figured it out by now, I live Scottish accents.
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"you're so delulu" "#schizoposting" "narc abuse" "the intrusive thoughts won" "microdosing on delusion" "when the voices tell me to" "she's definitely dissociating" oh my god please shut up please shut the fuck up
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Use the carrot not the stick. The carrot hurts less
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God gives his strongest battles to his hardest soldiers. And man I am fully erect
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Why did I laugh
*holding both hands to the sides of my temple, struggling and sweating. A hotdog (no bun) levitates in front of my face*
Aaaaaaauuuuuuugggghhhh-
*The hotdog rockets forward past my face, splattering on the wall behind me*
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you can shit on cannibalism all you want but who aches for you so morbidly that the only way they feel satiated in loving you is to consume you?
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I said that my friend likes pathetic men and none of my friends understand what I mean oh boy girlie how do I explain this
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