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irondad is just reverse nepotism you like your employee so much you make him your son

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Peter: Mr. Stark? My tummy hurts. Tony: Ah, maybe you should get some- why is there a KNIFE in your STOMACH?! ???

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Peter: Crushes are the worst, whenever I’m around mine I act so stupid

MJ: You always act stupid

Peter: Yeah don’t think too much into that

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Peter: Sometimes Tony asks me “What the hell do you think you’re doing?”

Peter: I’ve learned that that actually means ‘stop’

Peter: He is never very interested in my thought process

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my mj quotes do so much worse than my other ones... which considering zendaya is my favorite person to exist... feels wrong.

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Aunt May: We love having you around MJ, you're welcome any time. Heck, let me give you a house key, pop in whenever! MJ: Thank you, May! Peter: ...I don't even have a house key.

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Aunt May: We love having you around MJ, you're welcome any time. Heck, let me give you a house key, pop in whenever! MJ: Thank you, May! Peter: ...I don't even have a house key.

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I thought of this entire situation when I was in a cold medicine-fuelled haze (I quite literally didn't feel so good) and it's one of the most popular quotes on my page. ...Maybe I should only post when I'm sick.

Peter: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good. Stark: Underoos, you CANNOT use our collective trauma to get out of school

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Peter: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good. Stark: Underoos, you CANNOT use our collective trauma to get out of school

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Tony: You’re pathetic, at your age we didn’t even have cell phones

Peter: You had things that we don’t have

Tony: Like what?

Peter: Dinosaurs and Moses

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Mochi is a Japanese rice cake filled with paste or ice cream from what I know haha - although Mochii might be a shoe thing too haha 

Peter: Mr. Stark!! Did you know that mochi is called that because of the word “Mochila” in Spanish meaning backpack? It’s like an ice cream backpack! Tony: …I don’t believe you, but I don’t know enough to prove you wrong.  

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mj: let me take out some time

peter: like to dinner or like death? peter: because i'm okay with either!!

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Harley: He can’t help being short, Stark. 

Peter: Have you seen my roller skates?

Tony: I don’t know, maybe in the attic?

Peter: We have an attic?

Tony: You didn’t know we had a treehouse either

Tony: You’ve gotta start looking up

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Peter: But Mr. Stark! I'm big and tough! You have to let me join your missiooonnnnnn Tony: Kid, you even look lactose intolerant. You'd die out there. Peter: I look- lactose. intolerant?

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Peter: Mr. Stark!! Did you know that mochi is called that because of the word “Mochila” in Spanish meaning backpack? It’s like an ice cream backpack! Tony: ...I don’t believe you, but I don’t know enough to prove you wrong.  

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Tony: I can’t believe I’m fifty

Tony: I’ve been spending a lot of time thinking about what’s next

Peter: Fifty one

Tony: Thanks buddy