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Peter: Mr. Stark? My tummy hurts. Tony: Ah, maybe you should get some- why is there a KNIFE in your STOMACH?! ???

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Peter: Crushes are the worst, whenever I’m around mine I act so stupid

MJ: You always act stupid

Peter: Yeah don’t think too much into that

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Peter: Sometimes Tony asks me “What the hell do you think you’re doing?”

Peter: I’ve learned that that actually means ‘stop’

Peter: He is never very interested in my thought process

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my mj quotes do so much worse than my other ones... which considering zendaya is my favorite person to exist... feels wrong.

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Aunt May: We love having you around MJ, you're welcome any time. Heck, let me give you a house key, pop in whenever! MJ: Thank you, May! Peter: ...I don't even have a house key.

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Aunt May: We love having you around MJ, you're welcome any time. Heck, let me give you a house key, pop in whenever! MJ: Thank you, May! Peter: ...I don't even have a house key.

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I thought of this entire situation when I was in a cold medicine-fuelled haze (I quite literally didn't feel so good) and it's one of the most popular quotes on my page. ...Maybe I should only post when I'm sick.

Peter: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good. Stark: Underoos, you CANNOT use our collective trauma to get out of school

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Peter: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good. Stark: Underoos, you CANNOT use our collective trauma to get out of school

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Tony: You’re pathetic, at your age we didn’t even have cell phones

Peter: You had things that we don’t have

Tony: Like what?

Peter: Dinosaurs and Moses

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Mochi is a Japanese rice cake filled with paste or ice cream from what I know haha - although Mochii might be a shoe thing too haha 

Peter: Mr. Stark!! Did you know that mochi is called that because of the word “Mochila” in Spanish meaning backpack? It’s like an ice cream backpack! Tony: …I don’t believe you, but I don’t know enough to prove you wrong.  

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mj: let me take out some time

peter: like to dinner or like death? peter: because i'm okay with either!!

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Harley: He can’t help being short, Stark. 

Peter: Have you seen my roller skates?

Tony: I don’t know, maybe in the attic?

Peter: We have an attic?

Tony: You didn’t know we had a treehouse either

Tony: You’ve gotta start looking up

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Stucky-Themed Short Post 

Steve and Bucky, they really aren’t strangers. Especially to more personal matters, like love.  It’s one of the few topics that young Steve knew the rules to just as well as Bucky.

Keep reading

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Peter: But Mr. Stark! I'm big and tough! You have to let me join your missiooonnnnnn Tony: Kid, you even look lactose intolerant. You'd die out there. Peter: I look- lactose. intolerant?

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Peter: Mr. Stark!! Did you know that mochi is called that because of the word “Mochila” in Spanish meaning backpack? It’s like an ice cream backpack! Tony: ...I don’t believe you, but I don’t know enough to prove you wrong.  

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Tony: I can’t believe I’m fifty

Tony: I’ve been spending a lot of time thinking about what’s next

Peter: Fifty one

Tony: Thanks buddy