#incorrect spider man quotes

[spideyspetertingle]

Peter: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good. Stark: Underoos, you CANNOT use our collective trauma to get out of school

[hurtspideyparker]

Peter, sneaking in through the lab window after patrolling till 3 am on a school night, running into Tony still working on a project 4 hours after he told Pepper he'd come to bed in 'five minutes':

Tony: I won't tell May if you don't tell Pepper

Peter: Deal... can I help?

Tony: You have school in 4 hours.

Peter: You didn't even go to bed last night!

Tony: ... okay but you're on fire extinguisher duty

[pixiexdusts-world]

Incorrect quote

Hobie: Tell Miles about the birds and the bees.

Y/n: They’re disappearing at an alarming rate.

[youcantcallmethat]

Peter: so this is my boyfriend, Matt---

Matt: Boyfriend? I'm not your boyfriend.

Peter: ... *internal panic*

Matt: I'm your husband.

[incorrectanything]

[Peter and Y/N sitting in jail together] Peter: So who should we call? Y/N: I'd call tony, but I feel safer in jail.

[spiderblog-mcu]

Peter: look I know we’re tied up but maybe if we annoy this guy enough he will let us go.

Wade: alright. How are we gonna do that?

Peter: can you still quote the Bee movie from start to finish?

Wade: yes, and I’m a little offended that you had to ask.

[stuckysknife]

[over the phone]

Aunt May: Just take care of yourself, okay?

Peter, taking his morning meds with YooHoo: Of course, why wouldn't I be?

[captainwaffles]

Peter: *stands up at the front of the room to speak while wearing a Fanny pack*

Mj from the audience: what a dweeb!

[whyareyoubored]

gwen: you fainted, do you remember anything?

miles: only the ambulance ride

hobie: that wasn’t an ambulance ride, i drove you

miles: but i heard a siren?

hobie: that was pavitr

pavitr: sorry i got nervous

[demigoddessqueens]

Y/n: truth or dare?

Miguel: truth

Y/n: how many hours of sleep have you got?

Miguel: dare

Y/n: go to bed

Miguel: I don’t like this game

[garlicbreadfanatic]

spider-man!james swooping down and saving regulus before he gets hit by a car.

Reg: let me down!

James: just hold onto me! you were about to get hit by a car!

Reg: and so you have to kidnap me?

*James lands on a rooftop and Regulus scrambles back*

James: i’m sure you don’t want to leave without these. *holds up his headphones*

Reg: *goes to take them but James holds them out of his reach*

James: don’t you think i’ve earned a reward for my rescuing efforts?

Reg: … you want a kiss?

James: *the eyes on his spidey suit enlargen* uh- i just- meant a thank you.

Reg: *takes back his headphones* thank you Jamie. *walks away*

James: … Sirius is gonna kill me.

[spideyspetertingle]

Peter: Mr. Stark!! Did you know that mochi is called that because of the word “Mochila” in Spanish meaning backpack? It’s like an ice cream backpack! Tony: ...I don’t believe you, but I don’t know enough to prove you wrong.  

[saturncodedstarlette]

Miguel, snarls : You don’t deserve them.

Hobie, holding the confused Y/N tightly in his arms : Go take a bath. You reek of jealousy, mate.

🎞Visual🎞

[pixiexdusts-world]

Incorrect quote

Miles: You kidnapped Y/n? That’s illegal!

Gwen: But Miles, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Y/n, or destroying our dreams?

Miles: Kidnapping Y/n, Gwen!!!

Hobie: Miles, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!

Miles: What, to kidnap people?!?!

Hobie: To work together!

Miles: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!

Pavitr : Miles, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.

[youcantcallmethat]

Peter: I wish I had a colour in my name 😔 Black Panther, Black Cat, Green Goblin, Quicksilver, Scarlet Witch, Black Widow, White Tiger... Da-red-evil...

[incorrectanything]

Peter: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Y/N: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.