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I bow before her might and majesty!

Cassandra, Tiefling Warlock

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Spritz the Goblin: Episode 1 - Displaced & Confused, is live!

When dashing young goblin, Spritz, tries to integrate into the small town of Beefston, the locals are less than receptive to him. 

To prove himself trustworthy, he takes a job searching for an elderly woman's cat. 

How hard could it be?

You can also watch it transcribed on YouTube!

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Ooooooh sparkly!! I’m not usually the biggest fan of the cold but maybe it couldn’t be so bad...

Tiefling frost mage commission finally finished! 

I like sparkles 

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Ah, a sister from another mister!

a goblin

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She looks delightful to hang out with!

/tg/

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I would not wish this fate upon even my greatest of enemies!

Oh boy my whole D&D party are bards with kazoos. Our DM has officially given up on us :)

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Diary of a Goblin - Entry #1

Dear Diary,

My name is Spritz. I found you in an empty wagon.

It was so weird, there was nobody there and you and a bunch of great food and supplies were left completely untouched!

I tried looking around to see if anybody was there but... nothin’! No blood, no sign of a struggle, just a perfectly good wagon! There were no horses either though... so that was kinda strange.

Anyway I took advantage of my good fortune and set myself up a little fire and enjoyed a feast!

Afterwards I rummaged around a bit more and found some beautiful clothes that fit me perfectly! Probably for a halfing or something.

I also found a slingshot and a nice dagger, some other weapons too, though they were way too big for me.

Once I had my fun I decided to turn in for the night. That’s when I felt something sticky... really sticky. I woke up and a ooze had surrounded me and was starting to digest me!

I tried to grab the wagon wheel and pull myself free but no luck. As I last ditch effort, I used all my strength and rolled the ooze and myself right into the fire pit, which made it release me.

But guess what? When I finally got free, it had digested all my clothes!! I was nude!! It was terrible!! Or great, if you have good taste.

But I managed to grab the weapons, another set of clothes and some food before running off.

It was a close a call but at least I got some good stuff out of it. I just feel bad for the poor bastards who got oozed. That explained why there were no remains.

But hey, least I found you and now I can practice my writing more.

Yours truly,

Spritz

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An artistic interpretation of yours truly, star of Spritz the Goblin, an upcoming D&D audio drama!

I said I was a dashing young goblin and I meant it!

Made with Hero Forge Minis, a great way to bring your characters to life!

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*gulps in nervousness and intrigue* Remind me to never piss off the Raven Queen..

The rage of a thousand ravens

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But... but where’s the goblins?

You lot seemed to really like part 1 so here you go, still not taking constructive criticism

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I would not want to run into him in the woods.

But I admire his fashion sense.

[OC] Druid like dude Source: https://ift.tt/34bi14X

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*wipes a tear away*

I’m not cryin’... you’re cryin’!

This is what happens when you’re listening to musicals and want to play d&d. Lyrics are from Hadestown ‘Flowers’ 🌼🎵 Character is my Eladrin Bard, Abby. 🧝‍♀️🎸

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*Eyes him carefully* Yeeeaaah he looks the type.

my dnd character, Pez

a high elf archane trickster. a stupid acrobat boy. dirty circus man.

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*Slicks hair back* Why hello there...

But, for real, I hope she’s okay.

But, for real, call me 

We met someone last week

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Because then they’d be Ko-COLDS! HA! 

Why don’t we ever see Kobolds living out in the arctic?

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Ask a Goblin!

You don’t always get a chance like this... 

Hello, beautiful humans!

My name is Spritz the Goblin, star of the upcoming D&D audio drama, Spritz the Goblin!

I don’t wanna wait for the release to get to know you all, so I thought I’d give you the chance to get to know ME better and ask ME some questions!

This is YOUR chance to get once and a lifetime insight on what it’s like to be a goblin and to get a goblin’s perspective on human matters!

Most aren’t nice enough to answer these questions...

You could ask me about...

My hobbies! My favorite food! My love life! 

Our you could ask me for advice!

Result my vary... 

But please, send your questions in! I can’t wait to get to know you all!

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Hiya folks! 

The name is Spritz the Goblin and I’m the star of an upcoming D&D audio drama! 

It follows the exploits of ME, a dashing young goblin, as I get sick of the goblin life and try to join the beautiful people in civilization!

Buuuut old prejudices die hard, so it seems I’m gonna have to prove myself to win their trust and adoration! 

I’ve already got yours, right?

Four, 15-minute episodes will be available initially, with more to come if you folks end up really loving it! 

I mean, why wouldn’t you?

You can watch it captioned on YouTube or listen to it on Soundcloud and wherever podcasts are available!

You can also follow this guy on Twitter for updates.

Anyway, enjoy my theme song and keep your ears perked for the release of Episode 1!