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Part 2 of this

PostWar!Hawks

He was absolutely shattered after the incident, The event hit him so hard it genuinely started to show even in his physical form, despite being known to be charming and having a firm grip on his emotions. People could only assume what was happening on the inside.

His days started to fade into the background, events happening during the day wouldn't faze him anymore, not after the worst case senario already happened to him.

Then, he was asked to be a leader, to reclaim his spot in society as someone who helps. This time, however, he wouldn't be a hero anymore, but someone with just as much responsibility and power nonetheless.

He accepted the offer without another thought, it would be great to take jobs right now anyway, anything was better than thinking about what happened in the war.

Different things happened every day, but one thing was a constant, you. After your death he never really stopped thinking about you, almost everything reminded him of you. No matter what he did, your death was like a stab to his soul, it felt like a part of him was lost that day.

He'd dream of you; most of the time it was happy memories of you. Keigo in your arms, it was the safest he'd ever felt, but then he'd look down and blink, and just like that you're in his arms again and dying, every time he dreams about it he can't do anything. It pains him to see you like this.

Waking up in cold sweat had become a normal occurrence to him, so is visiting your grave and placing your favorite flowers on a daily, making it his mission to ensure you always had fresh flowers.

He still talks to you, he hopes you listen. He most likely keeps your side of the bed tidy and pretend as if you were still around just to calm the pain in his heart a little more.

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Hey if ur stalking me please don't read much there's still some stuff here I've posted thats extremely cringy but i can't delete it, thanks!

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Thinking about hawks losing everything in his life, in the final war, he not only lost his wings but his identity, can only imagine the grief he went through after that, after all, who was he if not a hero?

Now imagine this but reader, who was with hawks since childhood, the same person he trusted with his entire life, the only person who knew who he was behind the vivid red wings, dead.

Died infront of him right after having lost his wings, not only did he lose the ability to fly, he fell so hard, only to realize he lost the only person he wanted to catch him.

You were his safety, his reason to take a rest just to land in your open arms. You were home.

This time was different though-- instead of the warm and loving comfort he usually felt holding you, it was cold, the warmth of your love slowly fleeting as you drifted away to your permanent slumber.

Atleast you died in the comfort of his embrace.

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Sososososo SOOO real

Monsterfuckers of tumblr, please indulge my curiosity: How many of you would fuck Adam Smasher?

If you could please explain your choice in reblogs, that would be appreciated.

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This is a sign we need more gay songs

what's your point, man

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Okay but hear me out on ford, i mean, hes nerdy, hes adorable and so so so SOO smart!! I could listen to this man talk for HOURS on end, like bro hes def the type who doesnt talk to people much unless he has to but honestly, who cares? That just means more to yourself ^^

This genuinely makes me think of toxic!reader x ford.

Who wants me to write something about it? Give me an excuse, a REASON PLEASE.

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Post-portal ford when hes been so clingy for the past whole month, he's so cute about it too, and you can't really blame him either since you missed him too, he'd always have a hand on your body, be it waist, hand, shoulder, etc.

If not, he woul atleast want to be in the same room as you! He'd be lowkey and nonchalant about it but if he doesn't see you in the same room as him he panics a little. Poor lil guy, why not just give him what he wants? It's not bothering you anyway, right?

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Stanford pines being so affectionate naturally, WHILE BEING OBLIVIOUS TO IT??

Imagine sitting with him, watching a movie and you have your legs crossed and you're very focused on the movie but then all of a sudden he ever so gently places his hand on your inner thigh and caresses your thigh with his thumb, his eyes still focused on the screen and you're over here going red and trying your absolute BEST to not let the thoughts get to you.

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Sighh the voices.

Ford after a long day:

Long and passionate makeouts with ford, your hards in his hair, tugging every now and then when he bites on your lip, his glasses fogging up and his hands all over your body, feeling you up, his hands already wating to get your clothes off :( are you really gonna deny him what he wants?

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Imagine dating optometrist!Ford as patient!reader (but brainrot)

Ford: you have astigmatism.

Reader: don't you mean.. sigmatism?

Ford: ..

Safe to say he's going to tell this to your future kids (fucking snitch smh)

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No but like ford would be the type to be obsessively observant, deadass sees u looking at an item for a little too long and immediately notes down you like it (may or may not be gifted to you in a month or so).

He's the type to remember the small meaningful things, favorite color, favorite flowers, fav position.

He'd have a whole ass journal about you just incase he forgets, aww.. i love him sm

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Hamilton song 'non-stop' fits ford so much don't u think bros always writing sm and shit even when he was stuck in different universes, im gonna need an edit or animation of this broskis

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WAAAH THIS GAVE ME MORE IDEAS :33

His ego (Stanford x reader)

(I haven't seen nearly as many fics about Ford's ego and sense of superiority over others. That alone can create so many exciting situations between you and him. most likely he has a some sort of condition in the head involved with ego but i can remember the name of it 🫠)

You were a close friend of Stan living in the shack, coming for emotional support after the portal incident. Years would go by as you both helped rebuild both the shack and portal until one summer.

The summer the twins would come around, you'd tag along and take care of the twins. You'd hope that Stanford is on the level of friendliness to Stanley's. You're dead wrong.

The time he left the portal, you knew that this whole situation was stepping into intimate and personal family drama when Ford punched Stan. But even then, when things settled down, he looked at you weirdly, as though you were some interdimensional possum that managed to crawl and find its way into the shack uninvited.

He constantly interrupts you; from casual conversations to tense, dangerous situations, he always finds something to talk over you about. He'd say sorry, but the tone and looks he gave you said otherwise.

He also, no matter your age, will constantly dote on you mockingly in a way that you felt you couldn't do a thing by yourself. You could be older than him, but he would talk down to you like you were younger than the twins.

Ford will also never trust you in any way, from handling weapons to keeping information from the twins. He'd trust the 12-year-old twins more than you.

The list can go on and on from situations and times when you felt so unwanted from Ford. The twins hoped that the two of you could get along, but they could feel the tension between you, miles away. They stiffen, Mable brushes her fingers through her hair, and Dipper gets more sweaty than usual. In fact even Stan cant handle it and would straight up just bugde in between you or just leave the room.

All three would try their hardest to talk to him. Trying so hard to find out what about you bothers him so much. He would dodge the question or follow it up with an irritable response in a snappy tone.

"I just—something is very irritating about them! Stop asking me why I hate them; I have better things to do than think about them."

As for his exact reasons of hating you can go from somthing super small to something huge. Maybe he still held somewhat of a grudge against Stan and he is putting out on you. He could just see you as a less intelligent and important figure during these times.

Nevertheless you could only take so much from everything from him.

By the time you finally snap back itll be from a breaking point. Weather from Ford pushing your limits with same old belittlement, putting himself or others in danger because he couldn’t bare himself to trust you during a mission, or once again denying your opinion or take on some discussion.

You will yell and have to hold yourself back from slapping the fat ego out of him.

Ford would obviously be startled and stop whatever he was doing from trying to avoid you. Now you have his attention its time to go on a speech spree.

You say and rush out every single time Ford has treated your horribly, its been so many times you find yourself breathless and bending over your knees. Ford stays quite and youll see the mix of emotions on his face when you continue.

By the time you finish, you are red and or on the verge of crying from how shitty he made you feel. Either that or you fuming with rage from the disrespect.

You end off with a simple question of “Why me? What is so bad about me that you find every chance to belittle me?”

You don’t expect anything from him, you’d walk away needing to get some air after spilling your guts.

Ford still as stunned as ever takes a moment and a long one. He felt flustered from embarrassment from the confrontation, he’d also never admit that he loved a person to take action.

Both of you would take that day as a learning moment. For you, to never care about what some egotistical sliver fox thought about you. For him, to not only stop downplaying you and your skills but to allow you some respect from him.

In the near future you’d prove yourself in more ways than one quickly gaining not only Fords respect but his relationship. From realizing that you were actually smart to seeing how brave you are even in the most treacherous of missions.

The progress made between you two was remarkable. You two were unstoppable together and through anything, nothing could never not found and documented in your shared set of journals.

Easy to say you got way more than his respect and honor for you. From Ford going from some rude guy to a swooned man for you.

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Bf ford who didn't really like pda or physical touch in general but when he met your touchy ass he really didnt have any other choice, he eventualy gets used to it but only likes it if its you <3 he'd also be all blushy whenever u kiss him, it doesnt matter how long you guys have been together for, he'd always blush when you give him a kiss, even if its just a peck on the lips!! I bet he'd use his 6th finger to caress your cheek when hes cupping your face, he's such a sweetheart even if he's busy with sciency work, in dates i bet he'd put in so much thought an effort to the dates, you mentioned wanting to go to a picnic? Granted. He may not seem like he's listening but he's multitasking in his mind.

He loves you so so sooo much he just doesn't knos hos to show it due to his lack of relationship experience because of his interests, being the type to ignore people completely when focusing on work, but not when its you, he wouldnt look away but he's listening, even if it doesn't seem like it :) he's such a sweetheart im gonna cry.

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BILL'S TEAR HELLO??!?!? LMAOOO

POV your niece read the journal

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HELP ME THE AXOLOTL LOOKS SO TIRED AND FULL OF IT I CANT BREATHE

"he wants that cookie so effing bad" tweet

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Stanford Headcanons!!

(Bf ver.)

Giggling hes so pretty in this picture-- COUGH COUGH SORRY ILL GET STARTED (pre-portal)

Loves physical touch. Would lowkey miss you whenever he's working so he always hugs you, and gives you cuddles whenever he can.

Kisses? Yes please, he'd be flustered at first but reciprocate it sooner or later, he's a shy lil dude.

Gift giving!! He'd make silly gadgets for you for no reason, you need a pen holder? Boom made you one, need anything at all and he'd get started on it just for you <3

Quality time is something he'd like also, since he'll be working on the portal so much he'd spend time with you whenever he can, sometimes it'd just be the both of you cuddling in bed and he'd start infordumping about the most random shit ever.

He would promise to take you to the galaxy and even farther, that he'd show you everything and adore it with you, but out of every gorgeous sunset, out of every prettt flower, he'd always see you as the most beautiful little thing he'd ever lay his eyes on.

Might be possessive, just a little! He'd 'accidentally' leave hickeys in obvious spots on your body (neck, chest, etc)

He'd take you on dates, he would cook your favorite food, setup the table and for nighttime lazy dates he'd just get some popcorn and you two would watch documentaries together or go looking for a new creature to document.

He would let you draw on his journals or add some stuff in, decorations, notes, etc.

He's the type to pat your head when you do something good