#+ that will give me time to digest

[drfrankendyke]

My summer reading list, in order.

[danlous]

I have won so many times today i can't keep count. Unreal.

[personnotfound]

i've decided my method for listening to tmagp is this:

I am going to relisten to all of TMA+bonus content on the feed to the end, then all of TMAGP+new episodes and bonus content, then do it all again. Over and over and over again until TMAGP is finished. Possibly after. I did listen to TMA six or seven times before it was even announced.

This is the best and least insane way to do it.

[southernreaches]

journalists, content creators.. these people given early versions. they are not encouraged to tell the truth. they are encouraged to assist in selling the product in order to work with these people again. if you shit all over the free product, you are not asked to partake again. you break the friendship, you’re out. look at the twitch streamers and youtubers who lose sponsorships when they’re honest in a negative way. who get free games to play and are never contacted again by the publishers to promote a game again if they reviewed it poorly. you won’t play the part and help market, you’re out. you’re losing us money, you’re out. rose-tinted glasses off; these people are marketing. they are selling you a product. the only people you should trust are real people, just like you, who took the plunge when the game released.

[alphaketoglutaricacid]

dont come looking for me

[peliginspeaks]

Ok I'm making this a different post than the disability month one so I can ramble because I don't think most players (and Failbetter tbh) appreciate how much kataleptic toxicology would fuck up your digestive system With A Vengeance. Like, if you're ingesting poisons on a regular basis that's wreaking havoc on your liver and kidneys of course, but I'd imagine it'd also damage your intestines and stomach lining in the same way Celiac or an inflammatory bowel disease would.

A character who specializes in KT would (barring healing in Parabola or Shapeling Arts intervention) probably end up with nutrient absorption problems long-term, if not chronic pain and/or bleeding from inflammation and scarring. The only reason Hallowrove's been getting away with their level of routine poison-chugging is that their Rubbery friend who likes to homoerotically vivisect them sometimes (Scaleflats) just replaces or repairs whatever's damaged and shores up whatever needs to work more efficiently. I am holding an invisible gun on this guy 24/7 and that gun is labeled Consequences Of Your Actions and the only thing stopping me from pulling the trigger (other than not wanting to project even more than I already am lol) is this squid.

[askblueandviolet]

(my gmail is used but im on friend's account right now) hey Macaque, what do u think of Shadowpeach? me personally, i do not think u would be attracted to Wukong and nor would he be attracted to u, because he killed u once (really sorry about that :( have a plushie and some malai tea :) ) and u tried to harm him and MK too once (that was pretty mean not going to lie, but i get why u did it so don't worry! :) )

(also, i have a character in my mind too; she is named 'Lola' and is a waitress at a cafe, and is a white bunny born mute and with no mouth but can control light like Macaque can control shadows, and Lola thinks Macaque is really super duper cool so she peeks out the window to see him so she can try to befriend him with giving him flowers and seeing him smile! she is shy so she only peeks a little, but, she is really sweet, so i hope Macaque gets to meet Lola (i want him to have someone sweet in his life, he seems like he deserves it, and very sorry if i come off as weird) )

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[moonchild-in-blue]

Vegan whipped cream exists!! I've made it before. You just get coconut cream in a can and put it in the fridge overnight, and then beat the crap out of it the next day until it has soft peaks!! Unless you're allergic to coconut :( in which case I apologize and this ask is useless 😂

I hate coconut 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Seriously, being super picky and weird about food is the worse when you also have allergies and intolerances 😔😔😔😔😔

I appreciate that - at this point it might be might best shot so. I'll give it a go one of these days, although I have very low hope. I do really really REALLY love coconut flavoured yogurt so 🤔 who knows.

But seriously. We have vegan milk. We have vegan cooking cream. Vegan butter. Vegan yogurt (although I'm okay with regular). Vegan ice cream (which I do love actually).

Why. Do we not. Have vegan whipped cream that *tastes* like regular whipped cream?? Why chickpea juice?? Can't yall scientists just hurry up and find a solution?? I wanna eat my waffles THE PROPER WAY okay?

[strawberriemarswrites]

The end is in sight.

Well. One of TWO anyway~

That's right -- I've got 2 endings planned for IFDYOKAAT. I'm going to post them both, but I want you guys to decide...

I'd go into detail what each one means, but I think that'd spoil the fun. Better to leave it to your imagination <3

[the-one-and-only-aroace]

did you like Loveless? I read it so long ago when I didn't even know a lot about aro/ace thingy, I don't really remember. I read it like 2-3 years ago ig

It was very relatable, and very sweet

[sga-owns-my-soul]

as someone who has been misdiagnosed at best and fully ignored and not believed at worst about my health issues, it's really frustrating when people tell me i don't really have something unless a doctor has diagnosed me. doctors don't believe i have any issues to begin with, why are they supposed to be trusted over me?? like i get they have degrees but idiots get degrees literally all the time. idk it's just really frustrating when i tell people i have food sensitives and they don't believe me unless i can procure an allergy test. i tell people i have chronic pain and unless a doctor told me that, it doesn't count. i'm not allowed to identify as autistic until a doctor tells me i can. like i get looking something up once isn't the same as a medical degree but idk can we maybe just. stop pretending doctors are the only ones capable of telling what's wrong with someone? can we maybe trust that sometimes people do actually know what's going on with their body and their health?

[bunnyyu]

My digestive system is not digestive systeming the way it should be digestive systeming

[kindalikerackham]

I would like to share all of the somerton youtube videos I couldn't finish. His videos never had the type of polish I'd like, and I often got the feeling I knew more than him about something, which I thought was just kinda normal with video essayists. Maybe not 💀

[dgtor-writes]

Bones and all. She slurped, chewed, crunched, and tore with jagged fingernails, breath uneven, blood smeared ear to ear. I love you, she cried, over and over. I love you, I love you, I love you. I know, she replied, offering up her entire arm, smiling softly as she let her consume her, and truly take, and take, and take.

When her teeth finally hit bone, she glared at her, eyes full of clarity, and she was ashamed. The meal lay placid, shivering, sweaty, glaze-eyed. Shame, an ancient and powerful feeling. How fitting, that the history of eating that which we shouldn’t is as long as the history of recoiling, shrinking, and shriveling up on oneself.

What’s the matter? Don’t I taste amazing? Do you not wish to keep eating?

You’re sick. You’re sick, sick, sick. And she grabbed her coat. Where do you think you’re going? You’ve still got blood on your face. There was. And blood on the carpet. And on the drapes. And on the bed. God the bed.

“Adah,” she murmured. “Come here.” And because she could not deny her, deny herself, deny her hunger, she came. And would keep coming back. She stumbled, hair matted, makeup smudged, tearstreaked. She shambled, blood and meat sloshing in her belly. She fell, mightily, head first into the still mauled, still bleeding, still smiling Monique’s lap.

“What’s wrong with me?” whimpered the glutton, blood caked fingernails fisting into the meal's white dress.

“You love,” whispered Monique, stroking the lover’s hair over and over, finger detangling, taking her time with knots as coiled tight as their owner’s shame. “You are a lover.”

“What else?”

“Nothing.”

Adah tore herself away from the meat of her meal’s thighs. She turned again and grabbed her coat.

“Goodbye, Monique.”

“Goodbye, Lover.”

Lover exits stage left.

[atypi-cals]

this is so me rn honestly. sometimes. people have dinner at 12 am and get angry that they're hungry at 9:45 the next morning. Like hello? A year ago i would be fine waiting from dinner time to breakfast time. but noooo now my stomach wants food as soon as I get out of bed. be fucking patient man who the fuck wants to eat at 9:45 am!?

[sysig]

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